New telemarketer time waste. I say yes to everything and then say I am a noted real or fictional serial killer when they ask for my name.

For this week's Monday Re-Release on Phantom Island, here's @itsfelder.bsky.social talking with me about what's broken with UNC football and what it would take to actually fix things. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

I'm sorry Charlie Murphy. I was having too much fun.

I have an hour before I can put this Mother's Day Cheesecake in the fridge so I get to watch ChiPs

I started listening to @hitdpod.bsky.social with @itsfelder.bsky.social @stephenhartzell.bsky.social and @surber.bsky.social and have been working my way through the old episodes. It’s great information about sports, food, and gardening. #LetsGrow

We have fun here Happy Felder Friday yall With @itsfelder.bsky.social Listen/Watch/Share/Subscribe

Hootchie Daddy season starts this weekend.

Yall I haven't watching CHiPs and that show is hilarious and so good.

open.substack.com/pub/sausages... Please read this

I skipped going to the doctor for a long time and now I go and in 3 months I have a GP, urologist and a radiologist. They stay scheduling me to say "I dont know man, you might die...OK youre not gonna die. Give me $200"

got stung by a wasp putting together a small bouquet for my daughter's first concert and i truly didn't remember how much it hurt

New for ItsFelder open.substack.com/pub/itsfelde... two Miami guys and strawberries

Where did i go wrong, I lost a friend

"Let's go empty the dishwasher because that will make you feel better" after fighting with a printer, hearing about Belichick and having to put away badminton that my kid and her friends left out overnight.

$9 16 Mother's Day cards. 4 4 4 4 variety. For me, wife mom and mother-in-law will never know because I already worked out a 2 year rotation. No same cards in Charlotte. No same cards to mom and my mom.

I am now the proud father of an 8 year old with a SkyMiles account.

Saw this and immediately thought of @itsfelder.bsky.social

Shout out @surber.bsky.social this is what I am deal with.

I did not have @itsfelder.bsky.social crying about Bad Boys 2 on my bingo card. @surber.bsky.social @stephenhartzell.bsky.social

New for I lie immediately and say I won't draw shifts and motions and do it b/c Petrino helps his QBs so much with those www.cbssports.com/watch/colleg...

Pimp Named Slick Back in pick up today.

New for TarHeel247 UNC a lot more open and welcoming in year 2 under Belichick www.cbssports.com/watch/colleg...

New open.substack.com/pub/itsfelde... meatballs getting back to basics and draft plus my own apathy vs malaise.

I have been getting auto & home insurance telemarketing & I am helping all of you by wasting their time getting to rep past robo call and then getting them to explain rates before I say, "I don't know any of this, my wife does it, I have no clue what any of it costs and if it is a good or bad rate"

Finally figured out how to talk about this Patriots situation open.substack.com/pub/itsfelde...

I am watching my kid and her friend play badminton and my mom would be losing her mind, which is also what I am trying to stop from doing. they're so bad and don't understand this is a game of positioning not swinging as hard and missing the shuttlecock.

"Nice shirt, does it come in your size" is a goat insult

Wait. How much to NFL refs make? @itsfelder.bsky.social

What if refs could be helpful? @itsfelder.bsky.social’s campaign to be a scab NFL ref starts here!

pssst. Bowl starts Monday morning. You know you’re not doing anything at work right now. Might as well get those corporate matching gifts lined up, if we don’t have verification from your employer by next Friday we can’t add it to the scoreboard

Insider sports media culture is weird Felder as a scab NFL ref, who says no Wait. 400 episodes? That’s too much, man Happy Felder Friday Celebrate accordingly with a better brand of sports show It’s me and @itsfelder.bsky.social Watch/Listen/Share/Subscribe youtu.be/GnDE0mPTRhs?...

My wife thinks she started "it is serving ick" in the early 90s. Excuse me "giving ick"

so the Quail/Wells-Fargo tournament is on Mother's Day weekend. I often say "please find ways to make my life worse" and guess what, they do.

Coaches getting wild open.substack.com/pub/itsfelde...

Only Wayne's bonus selection has missed the cut from his team heading into Sunday. He missed the cut because he's not playing. @surber.bsky.social, @stephenhartzell.bsky.social, @itsfelder.bsky.social and Roddy all had 1 player miss the cut. Felder's bonus also missed the cut.

No excuse for interlocked fingers None Happy @itsfelder.bsky.social Friday

Corrections: Corey Conners (not Connors) @itsfelder.bsky.social 's squad was missing *Daniel Berger and had Jason Day inaccurately marked as the bonus selection. Daniel Berger is the bonus selection on the team.

Wayne's team: Scottie Scheffler Cam Young Matt Fitzpatrick Corey Connors *Sahith Theegala (N/A?) @surber.bsky.social 's team: Tommy Fleetwood Hideki Matsuyama Xander Schauffele Akshay Bhatia *Viktor Hovland @itsfelder.bsky.social 's team: Keegan Bradley Nicolai Højgaard Si Woo Kim *Jason Day ...

Check out the Masters Pool from CSN podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c... I do take my shirt off

Doing some Thanksgiving research for the book, and accidentally stumbled across @itsfelder.bsky.social's nightmare:

Me telling my wife whose phone is never below 75% and my constantly dead phone "we are the same" because I plugged phone in, forgot about it and we are both 93.

I have strawberries growing in the middle of my backyard. I didn't plant them there but also don't want my lawn guys to mow over them.

If you were subscribed to the podcast, you’d be watching @itsfelder.bsky.social reverse doxx himself by now Listen/Watch/Share/Subscribe You deserve a better brand of sports show youtu.be/GeF86Y4X80w?...

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches ⚰️ https://bringatrailer.com/listing/munsters-dragula-re-creation/

I wouldn't put this man in charge of a Dollar General.

This is insane. So it is done or almost done or months away?

New podcast. Let's explain a drill why SeMo was wrong and why it does work but you should never go at legs or be on the ground open.substack.com/pub/itsfelde...

I HAVE FLOWERS ON MY STRAWBERRY PLANTS. LETS GROOOOOOOOOWWW

YouTube youtu.be/GeuXfusCWbg?...

Oh look. A perfectly @itsfelder.bsky.social coded story. All this and more on UDPod. Links below. Happy Felder Friday.