An update from our household: 3-year-old demands to only listen to "Sad Dad" music on the way to preschool. Currently his favorite song is "About Today" by The National.

Underrated fun thing about Silverstone is the long runoffs that just allow cars to spin forever. It’s poetry.

Hoping someone on this app cares about Western States this weekend. #WS100

Fred Durst is the pride of Gastonia.

But will there be bald players and coaches allowed?

@sickoscommittee.org are you guys all in on Western States this year?

Sliced my finger open with a Beanie Weenies can as a kid.

Happy Meck Dec Day. www.loc.gov/resource/rbp...

@stephenhartzell.bsky.social I keep trying to find photos of us running together but apparently none exist.

Looking forward to the Hornets being cursed by the draft gods.* *again

I call this photo @stephenhartzell.bsky.social view at the Meck Mile.

It’s official: @milleryoho.bsky.social smoked my ass at the Meck Mile.

@stephenhartzell.bsky.social 2 days

all endurance races are nuts but the Cocodona 250 seems especially punitive, Andy Glaze posted three hours ago about having trench foot

"I am willing to withstand more pain than Miller. I am willing to **** myself at the finish line." - @stephenhartzell.bsky.social Guess we'll find out who has the faster mile at 5:10 PM ET on Saturday.

Reached the age where I’m experimenting with using breathe right strips to sleep.

@stephenhartzell.bsky.social 6 days

@stephenhartzell.bsky.social 7 days

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One of my career highlights was politely asking Coach K to pour his drink into an approved cup before a press conference.

Best sport.

Furman has some of the most classic abbreviations. “FU”, just “DINS” on the jersey. Great stuff.

Guess it's The Nothing App today...

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social - I know you strive to be 100% factually correct at all times. With that in mind, I wanted to share that FSU never had the honor of playing in the Belk Bowl.

A mom-free weekend in a photo.

Watching Nikki Hiltz run is pure joy.

About 150 years ago, the fastest single mile ever recorded was 4:20. He just ran that for 13 straight miles lol

Tubby, Duke’s Mayo and the @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social went Kendrick on the Hellman’s Super Bowl ad. (Hi Miller)

We’ve been sitting on that post for a bit…

First race of the year yesterday. What a silly hobby.

Home.

Celebrating the good stuff.

Sometimes I think about this video and start randomly laughing.

I haven’t been on Twitter in a few months. Finally deactivated it. Felt nothing. Good riddance.

It started snowing in south Charlotte and the youths down the street are blasting “Tonight’s Going to Be a Good Night.” What a weird sentence.

Excited for 2 year old to lose his mind seeing snow for the first time. Not excited about the probability of his 5 year old brother waterboarding him in the snow.

Ditto.

Always trendsetting @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social

lol Falcons

Welcome to the Mayo Era.

Harry is the best. The joy he brings to the job is only matched by his work ethic. The stuff you saw on TV last night wasn’t random.

My dream last night…

Would die for PJ Fleck after last night. During the post game press he said he is bald by choice.

Flavor Flav dressed up as a jar of mayonnaise and then dumped a cooler filled with mayo on the Minnesota football coach's bald head. That is an entirely factual sentence. College football is the greatest sport.

It’s Mayo Time ⏰ At the Duke’s Mayo Bowl

Mood

Head VI, by Francis Bacon, 1949, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Head coach PJ Fleck got an honorary mayo bath after Minnesota won the Duke's Mayo Bowl 🔥 Who was pouring the mayonnaise? None other than the game's mascot, Flavor Flav.