I’ve been on the sidelines for the Pop-Tarts bowl TWICE

Will never understand why ATL uses the analogic machines for security screening because they are SO SLOW. Like this is by far the slowest airport screening process of all the airports I frequent.

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Shouts out to the bro at the gas station making the attendant look for a Juicy Bar vape that isn’t expired

I would like to know more about Buckhead Exotic Rentals

WHY WHAT HAPPENED

ATL friends I have finally been to Johnny’s Hideaway, and it’s a treasure of worth beyond measure

Begging hotels not to have the TV auto playing when you check in to the room on those sterile ass internal channels. I WANT SERENITY NOT CAPITALISM.

Forgot to share this gem from the weekend. Bro is processing some things.

There is no purgatory worse than airport runway purgatory

Cackling like a witch

Just started The Studio, and I genuinely couldn’t tell if Patty Leigh was played by Catherine O’Hara or Jamie Lee Curtis (COMPLIMENTARY)

Posting screenshotted stories on main like the basic baby girl he is (Also song choice 💯)

Let’s make some dinner

Watching the Lane doc

Greatest airport

This title is 10/10

Arkansas coach James Franklin

OH DIP MCLAREN

A slow Ferrari pit stop??

“Everything is working against me this race” from the guy who is 10 seconds ahead of everyone

“We’re looking at it” is so ”we’ll see” coded

The sparks are so fun in night races

Wait so if you have to start from the pit lane, you don’t get to participate in the formation lap? No idea how I missed that til now

UNLV is 5-0???? 👀

OKAY HEAR ME OUT… Diego to ole miss plz

Ok but he has a point here 😍🥰

Always be self promoting

CAL IS 4-1???

WAIT WHAT DID MARIO USE THOSE TWO TIMEOUTS FOR??

Our last 3 seasons have pretty much been a scratch off card

Mike Norvell’s shirt is tacky

I would like just one touchdown, please

NOT LIKE THIS ARCH

THANK YOU UCLA FOR CONTRIBUTING TO MY GET RIGHT HOUR. GO NOLES!

Sound on

Also props to an interim coach winning!

OMIGOD UCLA

LMAO AT PENN STATE GETTING GALAXY BRAINED BY UCLA

WE ARE BEGGING

UCLA’s pants look like the Pop-Tart mascot pants

Penn state’s last loss to an unranked opponent was the neverending game against Illinois 😂

Front door ring cameras are so tacky I SAID WHAT I SAID

I saw entirely too many sappy instagram comments from FSU fans who seem to have forgotten what shape he left our offensive line in 🤬