Yall don’t make mute “gifted”

Shit it’s Thursday. I should have saved that for @sasscarpone.bsky.social tonight. But oh well.

Happy spooky season friends.

OU like penn state and Minnesota is gross.

The commissary is also great for RETIRED military. Many of these families live near base and can often be in more restrictive earnings than private citizens

For my plus size ladies from yesterday lane Bryant bras are on sale right now.

Also HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE A DL OFFICE IN KATY/CY-FAIR WITH THE FASTEST GROWING ZIPCODES. JFC.

Was talking to coworker about this. If the copilot can FORMAT the spreadsheet I don’t mind the data culling. It’s doing both that’s time consuming

Texas you’re so full of shit. You don’t need 18 sets of documents to get a DL or ID card IF YOU HAVE A VALID REAL ID FROM ANOTHER STATE. fuck you ted Cruz

Military clothes were historically designed for function, not fashion. High-waisted pants kept shirts tucked and allowed for better mobility. The Ike jacket was inspired by British battledress, which involved a cropped jacket that felt comfy when driving. Why change? IG army.navy.vintage

Fill’er up please #seabirds #ukwildlife #photography

The government is shut down. For those just tuning in, here’s what happened:   1) We said we needed to help Americans pay their health insurance bills.   2) Republicans hated the idea and stonewalled us.   3) They shut down the government (which they control all chambers of) without negotiating.

Independent photojournalist: “It’s more important than ever that we use our freedom of speech, especially in a time of revisionist history.”

Me: emails gold charity coordinator to sign up to play on a team Also me: in near constant pain in my neck and trap on my left side

let the gourd times roll

When I was like 8-12 (definitely elementary school) i was able to see her give a presentation in Oklahoma. I remember being in Holland Hall and having a bunch of tulsa area students be chosen to listen to her. It was amazing. To see a woman who cared so much about her work and the world and try

This is NOT good for Oklahoma

Wait. The use of ellipses means I’m old????

NO KINGS (Except for this one)

Jesus christ.

Love to pay my medical bills and have to keep every receipt for online payments because the fsas don’t recognize MYCHART

Coral reefs are declining globally, prompting scalable restoration efforts. My colleague at University of Hawaiʻi at Mānoa developed 3D-printed modules with helix recesses that boosted coral larval settlement by ~80x and survival by up to 50x. These designs offer a promising restoration solution. 🌊🧪

They found 38 unmarked graves of Indigenous children at Immaculate Conception Mission in South Dakota and it didn't make the news outside of Indian Country.

(solemnly) You've had mail.

I’m not listening to anyone talk to me about food and how to make it who has that much plastic in her face

Holy shit @jacketdan.bsky.social did you write in to ask a manager??? www.askamanager.org/2025/09/do-i...

I work in a cube work station areas. There are working tables. In the 4-cube set up admins provided Clorox and Kleenex. In the two cube set up I got jack shit. wtf. Like I’m actually irritated by this

Please, for the love of God, if you go to the 9:45 AM in the morning Ludacris concert at UNC this Saturday please send me videos/pics.

Napheesa Collier's full statement at the beginning of her exit interview. She directly quotes conversations with Cathy Englebert that legitimately call into question how the WNBA is being led. (Part 1/2) #WNBASky

Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

Ugh. Baseball people.

Paying me enough to look the other way is the new American Motto.

Well. Trucking is fucked.

Was this show of force planned before or after he hit himself in the nuts yesterday?

Did he just say we should commit murder? I mean I’m not surprised but also what? Who the fuck was his speech writer? A 17yo?

I can't get over how the right-wing doesn't understand modern militaries, with the majority serving non-combat roles. You think the best IT security & logistics personnel spends two hours in the gym every day to look like the cast of 300? They're at furry conventions and model train shows.

pete hegseth, who you will recall has been accused of domestic abuse and sexual assault, has announced a new policy by which you cannot file anonymous complaints of mistreatment. sex criminal solidarity.

Since Petey is an alcoholic is he drunk or high right now?

i'm guessing this is for his buddies who have been accused of war crimes or blatant racism

Mmmm neck heating pad. And bed. Yay.

Super enjoying this pinched muscle pain that runs through my left trap up into my neck and back of my head

My bed time IS set for 910 pm. Thank you phone.

Well shit.

Working to set my schedule so that every Friday that I work at work I get a massage.

I want to share this with my kiddo and his school SO MUCH

GET MARRIED. Walk in’s welcome.

Attempting to get Texas plates today. Let’s see how effed this is.

Rubbed my itchy allergy pollen ridden eyes on the shower. And busted a blood vessel. I dont Wanna wear glasses tomorrow.

Age yourself with a film you saw in cinemas as a kid.