Chloe Denmark
@chloedenmark.bsky.social
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She/her. Engineer by training, HBIC by trade. CFB, OU softball and gym. Needs naps.
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Well since I fucked up my 2025 resolutions letâs keep it going and ADD to it for 2026. 1) get me and the kid our passports 2) get the kid his tribal card 3) move more (which I guess I technically accomplished but not in the way I meant) 4) be a kinder person 5) bake something at least once a month
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I was unprepared for cousin Gregâs real accent.
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Watching sheep movie.
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Mike the Tiger
about 3 hours ago
Resting Tiger Face
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Brian OâBlivion
about 15 hours ago
âHey Brian, whatâs it like in NWA?â I dunno man⊠check out this Mennonite shredding a bike track on a onewheel while people blast Spanish music on a boom box.
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From the Arkansas community on Reddit: Arkansas culture is incredible
Explore this post and more from the Arkansas community
https://www.reddit.com/r/Arkansas/s/4FjWlkyr80
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Fucking chips. GODDAM YOU NVIDIA
about 15 hours ago
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Thereâs no way he looked at all the camera angles.
about 15 hours ago
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Croatia you had one job. Just not form tackle in the box
about 15 hours ago
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Becky Hammer
about 16 hours ago
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh found out after class. Because itâs âadvancedâ
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about 16 hours ago
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Why are half the kid in this ninja class in fucking shoes. You all told us no shoes. And theses kids are in shoes. Thereâs no way out of 13 kids 6 HAVE to wear shoes
about 17 hours ago
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God dammit. Just fucking Feed my kid 12 times a day. I donât know what to tell you. Like you just have to do this.
about 18 hours ago
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Dr Pamela L Gay
1 day ago
Here is the image directly: use it, share it, print it.
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Rachel Lance
about 23 hours ago
Don't blow yourself up!! Part 3: no firework is a "dud" until it's in water, plus an unfortunate case report demonstrating the point. Fireworks are deflagrating explosives, meaning the best way to ensure a suspected "dud" won't go off unexpectedly is to dunk it in water.
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Angry Staff Officer
1 day ago
Happy âliberal arts professor helps save the Unionâ day to all who celebrate
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SickosFC
1 day ago
r/soccer has informed me itâs the 10th Anniversary of the Simone Zaza penalty kick miss in Euro 2016. I remember so many memes based on this run up.
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It wouldnât be engineering and construction project management if you werenât working on your day off
1 day ago
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
1 day ago
#Recall
: Winco Fireworks International Recalls Unity 7 Shot 200 Gram Aerial Cake Fireworks; The recalled fireworks can tip over, posing a risk of serious injury from explosion and burn hazards. Get refund.
www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
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Taniel
1 day ago
News from Arkansas: Last year, I covered a barrage of legislation the GOP passed to make ballot measures near impossible. (See below.) A federal judge just struck down many of them:
www.fox44news.com/news/politic...
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OneDishwasher
1 day ago
The "not science" part of this is that typically they use around 8,000 fireworks in DC, however this year they plan on using 850,000
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Seth Emerson
1 day ago
Besides red card suspensions not being subject to appeal, I was surprised to learn the VAR officials who ejected Balogun last night were Clarence Thomas and Sam Alito.
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Tony Damiano
1 day ago
đ Sound On
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Today is a âday offâ for me. But I have to go get an xray and do work and clean the house. And Iâm so tired.
1 day ago
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Liam Hogan
1 day ago
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then youâre a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and youâre All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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c0nc0rdance
8 days ago
The St. Louis Zoo has a dedicated penguin elevator for transporting their Formal Chickensâą to behind-the-scenes areas where they can get medical checkups, enrichment activities. Kicking myself for becoming a LAB biologist when I could have been a Penguin Elevator operator. (đ·: St. Louis Zoo)
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Just upped my wegovy dose for the second time time since starting in spring. This past month was the first on injection. Letâs soo how I feel this weekend!!
1 day ago
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Jorge A. Caballero, MD
1 day ago
"A recall involving hundreds of thousands of bags of popular Zapp's and Dirty brand potato chips has been classified under the U.S. Food and Drug Administration's most serious warning level due to the risk of salmonella contamination."
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Recall of popular potato chips classified under FDA's highest risk level
The FDA classified the recall of these popular potato chips under its highest risk level due to potential salmonella contamination.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/recall-popular-potato-chips-classified-234949080.html
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Can we get the Neil diamond America if we beat Spain/portugal too?
1 day ago
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Jerad Walker
1 day ago
Landon Donovan is a real one. đ€Ł
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premium goblin
1 day ago
letâs gooooooooooo
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Wind Rain
Alt: Wind Rain Fuck Yeah American Flag
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andré
1 day ago
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
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CJ Fogler
2 days ago
Tremendous
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Kevin
2 days ago
Tough choices today
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David Kissling
2 days ago
Canât wait to root for Folarin Balogun and Team USA tonight!
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Downtown Brandi Frown đŸ
2 days ago
Brisket changed this man's life
www.instagram.com/reel/DaM86Gw...
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AND IT HAS POCKETS?!?!?
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2 days ago
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Solomon
2 days ago
If a woman find an article of clothing for a deal... she will never stop talking about it
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Driving in Houston is watching making people make turn lanes that are not lanes or turns.
2 days ago
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For our âone year of living in Houstonâ anniversary we will be visiting my dad back in Oklahoma. lol.
2 days ago
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God Mexico always has fire kits.
3 days ago
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Amazon package coming from Baton Rouge. Itâs late. Damn you lane kiffin.
3 days ago
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Balls of steel
3 days ago
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Lolfrance
3 days ago
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Oh hey. Didnât eat lunch. Finally done working. Been on phone and things all day. Totally not feeling like a horrible parent. Itâs fine. Everything fine.
3 days ago
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Me to my child: please get dressed My child: NO I DONT WANNA Whereas I would change clothes 12 times a day if it meant I could do anything but work some days.
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3 days ago
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Stephen Nehrenz
3 days ago
The Strawberry Moon is setting on the western horizon early this morning! June's full moon name has Native American origins and is named after the strawberry harvest season. đ
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Sean H
4 days ago
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The kid gets lullaby music for his white noise and holy fuck is it effective. For me.
4 days ago
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Jeremiah Oshan
4 days ago
The president of Paraguay has declared tomorrow a national holiday, allowing citizens to celebrate their win over Germany.
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Mediaite
4 days ago
At Least 100 Venezuelans Deported by U.S. Are Missing in Earthquake Rubble After Hotel Collapse
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At Least 100 Venezuelans Deported by U.S. Are Missing in Earthquake Rubble After Hotel Collapse
At least 100 people deported from the U.S. hours before deadly earthquakes struck Venezuela are missing beneath rubble amid the ongoing search for survivors. The post At Least 100 Venezuelans Deported by U.S. Are Missing in Earthquake Rubble After Hotel Collapse first appeared on Mediaite.
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ITS GOING SO WELL FOR EVERYONE ELSE OVER THERE. dems out here proving they are actually conservatives.
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4 days ago
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