What perfect album came out the year you were born?

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

Thanks for the music, Todd. Rest in peace.

I’ll even give you what position I think: Kicker

There are only two solutions, as I see it: 1. Ban all sports betting outside of Vegas (Unlikely but we used to!) 2. Treat all sports as gambling and require the refs, coaches, and maybe even the players to hold federal gaming licenses. (Watch their finances and such) We have to choose one.

Internationally, already happened. But the most likely league for this to happen here is for sure NCAA football.

What an awful day to be literate and have an internet connection.

BUBBA BUTTER

So there’s a tool where you can search the documents. I just searched “Bubba” and, uh… I just think everyone needs to share in my misery of learning the term “Bubba Butter” in the context it was used. Bubba is 100% Bill Clinton, folks. (Embed in comments) journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/doc...

So that’s what Trump meant by “big, beautiful, Bill”

There’s really only one possible person “Bubba” could be, huh…

Yes it’s been about Clinton for the past 30 fucking years. That’s how long they’ve been grasping for something, anything, to get them with.

incredibly funny side note that in the midst of all this one guy was actually exonerated via the horse’s mouth and it was this guy

Nobody should be reading the New York Times ever again.

Serious question: Can we file a class action lawsuit against the New York Times? It’s less about getting money out of them and more about shutting them down forever.

Yeet this woman into the sun right fucking now.

TBF you know for a fact he got fed ibuprofen like candy while he was in the Marines. To him ibuprofen is probably just as useless as it is for me. But for those of us who weren’t given ibuprofen out of the comical candy dispenser it probably works, I’d imagine.

We're in a world where the president was helped to power by an elite pedophile ring that includes Russian and Israeli intelligence, where it turns out that the US is OK with al Qaeda running Syria, and where jackbooted thugs are kidnapping people off the streets.

It’s exactly as I suspected. Trump wasn’t Epstein’s client, he was his fucking boss.

Does Michael Wolff withholding the information about Trump/Epstein constitute a crime? If it isn’t criminal, it fucking should be.

🎵my momma talk-a to me try to tell me how to live… but I don’t listen to her cause my head leaks like a sieve. My daddy he disown me cause I wear my sister’s clothes… caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose🎵

Ok I’m bought in. This dude rocks.

I’ve been supplied with beers so I supply the synthwave/retro tunes.

My daughter told us today she thinks she wants to enlist in the Air NG.

Someone documented the weird axle configurations on the trucks.

Just saw a friggin’ Lamborghini something or other in downtown Siloam

This is the stuff I really geek out about.

So Rand Paul was the asshole who tried to sneakily outlaw CBD

When you wanna JAM but don’t want to piss off anyone… Sennheiser Headphones.

“I guess I gotta be myself…”

That damn AI Coca Cola ad makes me want to give my TV the same treatment Elvis was known for giving his.

Can’t help but think with the cutting of USAID and SNAP that this administration is actively trying to kill as many people as they possibly can. I don’t think that sounds crazy given everything going on. *puts on my “none of this shit is my fault” hat*

This looks more like she’s excited to harvest your kidneys.

Every time I read the name Josephus I’m puzzled as to why he never told us about his rowdy friends comin’ over tonight.

I was just in Walmart getting my retro dj fuel (beer) and some dude decided to proselytize to us. He got mad when I just said I didn’t believe that stuff. “Satan can’t save you!” Cool story, bro.

“Cause what the world needs now are some true words of wisdom, like ‘la-la la la la la la la-la’”

I keep getting calls from the CDC about a vaccine survey. I assume it’s because my son is autistic that they keep calling. I’m not going to answer though because I don’t trust this administration. If Biden or Harris were president, I would. This one can get fucked though.

lol

I’m still mad the Utah hockey team isn’t called the Utah Saints. It was RIGHT THERE.

Maybe there is reason for optimism and perhaps I should develop that major key track I was working on. (I always write in minor keys)

Republicans seem worried today.

The only time I show my ID at the store is when I’m buying beer, which is probably too often. What the fuck is he even on about? He has never bought groceries for himself ever.

When you want it to seem competitive but it wasn’t. Like… at all.