Why is tomorrow only Thursday what the fuck

Sometimes Chadwick runs up out of the basement like a bat outta hell and there’s absolutely no reason for this, she’s just being a stone cold extra strength weirdo

Tucking a big wad of uncooked rolled oats into the side of my cheek like dip. “For fiber,” I explain, before putting the pouch back into my pocket.

Guys the Frog & Toad show on Apple TV is so cute and perfect bec Bep is really into Frog & Toad right now

Seriously how is the final on Sunday already

Ichabod Crane scored his first World Cup goal that rocks

Hairy Kane

England, huh

Sittin by the pool, waiting for my sunscreen to soak in

The Odyssey (2026)

Boy for sale!!!

There’s nothing quite like a mean admin at a medical facility, I’m scared for my life, this should probably be a nice appointment

Philadelphia fans are our nation‘s most dedicated haters, it’s truly impressive.

Perhaps a shower will fix me

cop passing out after touching a lettuce leaf

emptying a clip into my lettuce

my wife always wants me to eat more vegetables. especially since they started carrying the diarrhea parasite

the one R&L video that was served to me on the youtube algo MANY years ago was this one, which remains a classique imo youtu.be/c31tJ8gc6k8?...

tbh i'm fine if none of you know who Rhett & Link are, & i am not fine with the terrible headshots THR used to announce that they're getting a show on netflix, anyway they're alright, imo, don't judge based on those pictures

i hope they used propane

i really hate RFK so much oh my god

there's an optional lunch meeting today at work & tbh i am avoiding it bec it's hoagies aka Danger Lettuce

if i have to do all of this to scan a document, you can TRY to reset your own password

i have been doing a lot of password resets and helping people get "logged in" and i have to say i don't care for this trend in my workload

what this tells me is Colorado residents are exploding their toilet bowls on the regular

i don't want to brag but we have the coolest friendliest interns here, if you want to work with cool friendly people i cannot stress enough trying to get a job at a garden slash nature conservancy

isn't their other slogan "a life without anything good is bad"? van leeuwen y'all are weird as hell

will playing on Bastille Day give France an advantage in today's semifinal match? in this essay i will

yes, my shoulder hurts again, what of it

i have two "sitting in office chair at desk" poses 1. Hunched shrimp 2. Spider monkey about to leap off edge of seat

🔮

So the next Lord of the Rings movie is about Gandalf and Strider stomping around Middle Earth looking for Gollum but they don't find him? Crank up the heroic Howard Shore score when I go looking for my keys, then.

one of those fucking minion delivery bots kept tailgating me on the sidewalk so i toppled a rental scooter in its path. problem solved

Send help

ok put duran in for the save

11 home runs, that is incredible

Being a commentator at the home run derby should be the easiest job out there and these dipshits are beefing it, bring me Krukker and TMac RIGHT NOW

Ryan Howard you will always be cool

lmao the philly fans have stopped booing and are now actively cheering the enemy’s failures

If Schwarber wins this the stadium will blast off into space

I love hearing a Philly crowd boo

SCHWARBER

Let me into the stadium I am going to fix the home run derby

Tried to watch the derby but for like a solid hour it was just commercials and bullshit, someone @ me when it gets good

Today was rough and I’m upset about a mistake I made (although the result of the mistake wasn’t entirely my fault, other people had chances to correct it and also missed it) anyway, I wish I could just suck at my job and not care! What is that like?!?

I’d give it the old college try (literally, my sister is a therapist and I have a psych degree, plus years of experience helping colleagues with just about every kind of problem). I’d still suck though!

i am still at work

Leonardo DaVinci

lookin good, dude