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Hey Alexa, play “Goodies” by Ciara
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The person reached out and sort of apologized for making things awkward so I guess that’s good. Just hurt my feelings idk trying to get over it
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about 2 hours ago
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Tried to meet up with a potential friend tonight, but long story short, we didn’t end up meeting and I’m in my head now and crying on my couch because I don’t know how to be normal or make friends.
about 3 hours ago
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Woof
about 8 hours ago
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I had this problem a few years ago. I use LibroFM now and they let you actually own your audiobooks and it supports your local independent bookstore instead of Amazon, which is a plus
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1 day ago
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Someone in Grindr made a very misogynistic comment and sorry but bashing women—or anyone—is a boner killer. I have no interest.
1 day ago
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Headed to New York today for a book event, but didn’t plan ahead for the several hours of free time I have in between. Guess I’m gonna go bookstore hopping lol
3 days ago
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I gave book recs to a guy one time. He came back to tell me he hated them because he couldn’t connect with the characters—all of the books he hated were by writers of color. The more he talked about what he liked, I realized he just wanted to read about himself. Book tastes can reveal a lot. 🤷🏼♂️
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3 days ago
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On my cut and abs are slowly inching out
3 days ago
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Missing the bf while he’s away
3 days ago
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Haven’t been able to work out much in the last week, but felt cute
4 days ago
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Imagine if I managed to take a pic at a different angle
5 days ago
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Horny, once again
5 days ago
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Did a consent check for my close friends on insta, and a couple who are on my bf’s close friends asked to be removed from mine—which is totally fine—but I definitely internalized it and assumed it was because I was too annoying or ugly, and had to close out the app lol
6 days ago
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Fingers crossed for a slutty waist in 2026
6 days ago
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Loved the first episode, but wanted a little more from the lip sync 😬😬
6 days ago
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Idk why people are always so shocked to discover how shy I am irl
6 days ago
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Happy New Year
7 days ago
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Another day at the gym
10 days ago
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This book was INSANE. Didn’t expect to get so invested in a book about people buying a house, but I could not put it down. Almost reads like a thriller, but don’t think I’d call it a thriller…hmmm
11 days ago
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Okay, I’ll bite. (Credit to boyfriend, who always insists I flex when he takes pictures of me, no matter the setting)
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12 days ago
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I already posted my bicep pic yesterday, and now I can’t participate in the bicep thread smh
12 days ago
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A friend who worked on the film said they actually filmed a scene with Jonathan Bailey giving back shots, full hard c*ck, but the studio said his dick was too big for people to think it was real.
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13 days ago
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Took a silly selfie before I left the hotel
13 days ago
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Feeling very fluffy this Christmas 🎄
14 days ago
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Have an interview on Tuesday. Fingers crossed
16 days ago
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In other news, I’m doing monthly read-a-longs in 2026 on my Instagram, for any of you who enjoy reading! Just letting y’all know in case anyone has interest.
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17 days ago
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17 days ago
Brainstorming which books I might want to do read-a-longs with in 2026! I’m thinking a classic, something from a genre I don’t typically read, a short story collection, maybe a book that’s a bit daunting to approach on one’s own…hmmm
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Finally used the 100lbs dumbbells on my dumbbell bench press today! Pretty exciting day today!
17 days ago
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Have an awful sinus infection and my head hurts too much to read 😩
21 days ago
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My boyfriend has been away since Friday—he comes back today, and I have never been more desperate for someone’s load
23 days ago
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Started The Burrow by Melanie Cheng after finishing The Little Friend, and this book is already so good and so beautiful I just want to crawl inside it
23 days ago
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Fun evening at CrossFit and now I’m avoiding DoorDash so I don’t impulse buy overpriced food
23 days ago
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My favorite thing is getting back from the gym, getting annoyed I don’t have a bigger pump, then doing 30 pushups before I take a post workout selfie
23 days ago
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Working out while listening to Emily Dickinson poems, wondering why Mia Wasikoska never played her in a movie
23 days ago
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I wanna change up my current workout programming. I’ve been doing the same one for months now and I think it would help me refocus idk
24 days ago
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As an insufferable person, I always find it funny seeing other insufferable people tweet
24 days ago
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Okay, need to get off now
24 days ago
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Did a quick push day before therapy lol
24 days ago
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If someone could help me get my body looking like the guy getting fucked, I would much appreciate please and thank you
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24 days ago
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I was feeling a little bit down comparing my fitness journey to Kyle Krieger’s and then found out he’s like 5ft 6. I’m 6ft 4, so that helped give me some good perspective
24 days ago
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Ugh I need to finish reading The Little Friend by Donna Tartt but I’ve been braindead for the last two days
24 days ago
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I could lift so much heavier if I wasn’t so dainty
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24 days ago
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Maybe not my four best pics, but four pics that capture moments I was happy
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24 days ago
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Got a new phone and can’t find some audiobooks or messages and I’m bummed blehh
25 days ago
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Bloomf got me worked up 🥵
25 days ago
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Don’t mind me, just taking a reading break to get off, because the boner is too persistent
25 days ago
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Re-reading all of Flannery O’Connor’s work next year, but also reading a lot of other southern gothic literature to consider the ways it’s all in conversation with each other. Very excited!
25 days ago
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Maintenance man came out to fix the dryer yesterday. Did laundry and six of my shirts got completely torn apart and now I want to cry
26 days ago
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Took some post workout progress pics and feel like it’s maybe coming along lol
27 days ago
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The boyfriend is gone all weekend, which means I’m going to be reading, reorganizing my bookshelves, and FaceTiming my Granny for hours at a time. Can’t wait!
27 days ago
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