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Hey Alexa, play “Goodies” by Ciara
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Did a consent check for my close friends on insta, and a couple who are on my bf’s close friends asked to be removed from mine—which is totally fine—but I definitely internalized it and assumed it was because I was too annoying or ugly, and had to close out the app lol
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Fingers crossed for a slutty waist in 2026
about 2 hours ago
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Loved the first episode, but wanted a little more from the lip sync 😬😬
about 11 hours ago
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Idk why people are always so shocked to discover how shy I am irl
about 16 hours ago
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Happy New Year
2 days ago
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Another day at the gym
5 days ago
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This book was INSANE. Didn’t expect to get so invested in a book about people buying a house, but I could not put it down. Almost reads like a thriller, but don’t think I’d call it a thriller…hmmm
6 days ago
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Okay, I’ll bite. (Credit to boyfriend, who always insists I flex when he takes pictures of me, no matter the setting)
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6 days ago
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I already posted my bicep pic yesterday, and now I can’t participate in the bicep thread smh
6 days ago
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A friend who worked on the film said they actually filmed a scene with Jonathan Bailey giving back shots, full hard c*ck, but the studio said his dick was too big for people to think it was real.
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8 days ago
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Took a silly selfie before I left the hotel
8 days ago
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Feeling very fluffy this Christmas 🎄
8 days ago
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Have an interview on Tuesday. Fingers crossed
11 days ago
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In other news, I’m doing monthly read-a-longs in 2026 on my Instagram, for any of you who enjoy reading! Just letting y’all know in case anyone has interest.
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12 days ago
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12 days ago
Brainstorming which books I might want to do read-a-longs with in 2026! I’m thinking a classic, something from a genre I don’t typically read, a short story collection, maybe a book that’s a bit daunting to approach on one’s own…hmmm
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Finally used the 100lbs dumbbells on my dumbbell bench press today! Pretty exciting day today!
12 days ago
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Have an awful sinus infection and my head hurts too much to read 😩
15 days ago
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My boyfriend has been away since Friday—he comes back today, and I have never been more desperate for someone’s load
17 days ago
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Started The Burrow by Melanie Cheng after finishing The Little Friend, and this book is already so good and so beautiful I just want to crawl inside it
17 days ago
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Fun evening at CrossFit and now I’m avoiding DoorDash so I don’t impulse buy overpriced food
18 days ago
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My favorite thing is getting back from the gym, getting annoyed I don’t have a bigger pump, then doing 30 pushups before I take a post workout selfie
18 days ago
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Working out while listening to Emily Dickinson poems, wondering why Mia Wasikoska never played her in a movie
18 days ago
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I wanna change up my current workout programming. I’ve been doing the same one for months now and I think it would help me refocus idk
18 days ago
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As an insufferable person, I always find it funny seeing other insufferable people tweet
18 days ago
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Okay, need to get off now
19 days ago
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Did a quick push day before therapy lol
19 days ago
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If someone could help me get my body looking like the guy getting fucked, I would much appreciate please and thank you
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19 days ago
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I was feeling a little bit down comparing my fitness journey to Kyle Krieger’s and then found out he’s like 5ft 6. I’m 6ft 4, so that helped give me some good perspective
19 days ago
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Ugh I need to finish reading The Little Friend by Donna Tartt but I’ve been braindead for the last two days
19 days ago
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I could lift so much heavier if I wasn’t so dainty
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19 days ago
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Maybe not my four best pics, but four pics that capture moments I was happy
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19 days ago
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Got a new phone and can’t find some audiobooks or messages and I’m bummed blehh
20 days ago
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Bloomf got me worked up 🥵
20 days ago
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Don’t mind me, just taking a reading break to get off, because the boner is too persistent
20 days ago
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Re-reading all of Flannery O’Connor’s work next year, but also reading a lot of other southern gothic literature to consider the ways it’s all in conversation with each other. Very excited!
20 days ago
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Maintenance man came out to fix the dryer yesterday. Did laundry and six of my shirts got completely torn apart and now I want to cry
21 days ago
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Took some post workout progress pics and feel like it’s maybe coming along lol
22 days ago
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The boyfriend is gone all weekend, which means I’m going to be reading, reorganizing my bookshelves, and FaceTiming my Granny for hours at a time. Can’t wait!
22 days ago
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One of these days, I’ll be able to do a lift without being so prissy
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22 days ago
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22 days ago
Almost died taking today’s book post, but I think it turned out cute!
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Sent a dick pic to a friend for feedback and he sent hole, so I guess it was a good one
22 days ago
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Another day of struggling at the gym
23 days ago
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Giving this one another chance, since I’ll probably be dead by the time she puts out another book 😩
23 days ago
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Everyone stop posting hot nudes/thirst traps long enough for me to get my chores done, please and thank you
23 days ago
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Did a sponsored post on Instagram and sent dick and hole pics so the gays would like the post and it didn’t flop
23 days ago
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Honestly, the best part about being depressed is not giving a fuck about if random people on the internet like me or not. I’m not entertaining people who cross boundaries or engage in bad faith or are bigots or who don’t do their homework. I’m perpetually exhausted, I don’t have the energy for it
23 days ago
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PR’d on my squat clean
24 days ago
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I’m not trying to be rude, but when I see someone using ChatGPT, it’s just a boner killer 😬. Killing the planet gives me the ick
24 days ago
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Love how every time I cum I immediately delete all my horny skeet’s—only to get horny again ten minutes later
24 days ago
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Boyfriend gave me my Christmas gift early! I’ve been eyeing this all pink outfit for weeks!! (Also this is the video I sent to my granny so she could see)
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24 days ago
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