Idk the person who made these (personally), but in the never ending saga of my profile pic getting more and more cursed, I needed to follow trend on my own.

Still trying to figure out if I've ever seen Briar Blush perform in the real world, or if she's "after my time".

We're caught up on this week's Culinary Class Wars episodes. Do we watch another episode of the awkward horny hockey show?

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Merry Dickmas. w/ @bravodelta9.bsky.social 🎅🏻

Ep 1: So far only the music has been appealing.

It's that day.

Managed to get my dick skin stuck in the loop of my sweatpants' drawstring while untying it 🙃

this Grindr CEO is a 🤡

Don't let an app sync your fucking contacts.

10. Finally, if you can, make a donation to BAGLY- the Boston Alliance of LGBTQ+ Youth. The non-profit does so much work, including providing free mental health and other clinical health services, events, youth advocacy, life skills, etc. for youth here in Boston. 🌈 www.bagly.org/donate

As an ECE, I need to reiterate: Chat bots are literally just running queries and processing data. The hardware is not capable of consciousness. Semiconductors do not create a central nervous system capable of sentience. The algorithm is merely working as intended to satisfy the user.

call your reps and congress people and get MAD about KOSA. we are truly fucked with this

You ever just go to fix something and– 😧😭 -Box wasn't properly secured -No connectors at the punch-outs -Box not properly grounded -Grounds weren't even connected to each other -Bad wire nut practice (but correct nuts at least)

Stretching is important.

Does anyone have a non-rainbow 2-star WishiWashi card on Pokemon TCG pocket? I want to get that damn emblem but I'm missing that final card

Hi hot people, I have a baby girl who just lost an ear had some cancer removed from her with some serious expensive surgery here’s a link if ya wanna donate she’s the love of my life. She’s till perfect! EVERY SINGLE LUMP NEEDS TO BE CHECKED EVERY TIME www.gofundme.com/f/help-angel...

I love UI/feature shitshows like this. Creative Assistant: New! But been there for years and it's going away in 13 days! Good. I never used it. I only ever clicked that button by accident and had to wait for the UI to load so I could close it and go back to what I was doing.

Can’t join but want to support? Check out fftf.link/WeekofAction to catch up on yesterday’s House hearing livestream and find action steps you can take all week and beyond!

I'm already exhausted.

Marcrose spam bot resurrection alert

New England weather is wild; we literally had a flurry of dippin' dots the other day.

A little stringy on this #scs

#FCF but it feels like Sunday

Am *I* the trauma?

Wanna get bread? Lovely starter home for 2. New development just a 3 hour commute by car from the city. Asking is 650K.

I'm grateful that I don't eat land meat and therefore do not have to prepare a turkey or any of the associated large bird schlop fixings for this godforsaken "holiday".

POV: You're under my desk while I'm still working on the day before thanksgiving despite having 20 more important things to do.

It slipped and it dripped! Send help (or a 🍑)!!

There's a special spot in hell for the marketing, product, design, and dev scabs that enabled and normalized those "WANT TO SAVE 10% ON YOUR FIRST ORDER?! GIVE US YOUR EMAIL!" lead cap pop-over modals on every site after browsers went out of their way to restrict pop-ups back in the day.

Yet another #FCF

Mother-in-law wants me to help install a reverse osmosis system in her kitchen for Christmas and I'm so excited because their water tastes so bad.

Every time a tiktok news talking head influencer pronounces it like "cloudfair" there's 20 more minutes of outage.

Finally something that affects my site.

Just deleted a useless, clearly AI-generated unit test that used reflection to test that a specific private method existed on a class (no weird dynamic instantiation or polymorphism in sight, just a straight up defined class) and accepted a specific number of arguments.

Join us at The Alley this Tuesday, November 18th! You’ll be finding out about the new location of our monthly bate events 😈😉

Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally. And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.

If you see this, post a pic of your bush.

On thongsday we wear thurs. Or something.

Bench pressing for this fundraiser in support of the Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights! Donate and find more info on the work they’re doing here: app.99pledges.com/fund/chicago...

That's me on the left in the first one.

The bad thing is a good handful of people won't see this post because they have that phrase muted thanks to a certain supplement shill scheme 👀

Reminder that this is *precisely* why @bateworld.com will not use AI moderation tools. They are racist, thieving, and without nuance, by design and definition. Humans review your content on BateWorld. Yesterday. Today. Tomorrow.

The software dev feed I had pinned is suddenly gone, but to be fair it was slowly becoming more inundated with slop, so it's for the best.

While every news publication has gone full on senile grandpa over this, I'm inviting everyone to learn the Cyrillic alphabet the way I did: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIKX... So you too can ask "What the fuck is T'NYE YAYED ARRLYE?!"

Parental controls: are they supposed to be BY parents or FOR parents? Both, actually.

Roughly twice a year a 47 year old straight white guy (take your pick: podcaster, pundit, popsci) author decides that we should repeal Section 230 and end all online anonymity. They are always convinced they are the first genius to come up with this. And they are always wrong 😑

You guys ever actually zoom in on the avi for @bravodelta9.bsky.social?

GO VOTE!