Another backlogged #fcf

I'm a bit tied up with this #fcf thanks to @bravodelta9.bsky.social

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My body HATES DoxyPEP

The 20 HP "smart" printing services running in the background every time I open somebody else's laptop:

Idk how we can do more with the existentialist post apocalyptic robot storyline but ok

WEDNESDAY: A growing coalition of human rights, LGBTQ+, civil liberties and racial justice groups will deliver a letter signed by 50+ organizations opposed to dangerous "age verification" proposals in Massachusetts. www.fightforthefuture.org/news/2026-05...

Hi! If you live in Massachusetts, please do not vote for that trans-hating neoliberal bitch Seth Moulton!

#FCF with @alphapupblaze.bsky.social

The 2026 Fascination Provincetown Retreat is right around the corner; we are counting down the days. Advance tickets for several events have already sold out, and many of our host hotels are at or near capacity. Book with haste! Demand this year has been unprecedented. fascinationkink.com/ptown

Reading resumes that are clearly aided by the slop generators without proofreads is making me wish I was illiterate. On some resumes, 1/4 of the bulletpoints have NOTHING to do with their current role and are made up just to make it seem like they're a better fit for what they're applying for.

Last night of sleeping like a top (new bedframe arriving soon).

Starting September 2026, Google will block any Android app whose developer hasn't registered and provided government ID. This affects all apps, not just Play Store apps. F-Droid calls it an "existential threat." @keepandroidopen.bsky.social #KeepAndroidOpen keepandroidopen.org gotta end this shit

Curious if anyone else is going to fascination ptown weekend 👀

Is anyone I know doing the @fascinationkink.bsky.social weekend in ptown this month? fascinationkink.com/ptown

Guys, the Committee voted 15-0 AGAINST the bill, deeming it "inexpedient to legislate." Republicans AND Dems joined to say that this type of age-verification was a bad idea. This is what fighting back does. Great work by @fsc.bsky.social and all the other groups that came together to speak up.

Microdosing new york city for the first time in years by eating a quick gay brunch and sitting on the floor in fucking moynihan pain hall

We're sleeping like strict tops for a while because the bed frame broke. Thanks IKEA. You held out for 8 years. And no, we weren't and had not been fucking on it- this happened right as we were about to fall asleep. Had to disassemble the rest of it and sleep with the mattress on the floor 🙃

Ok we did some testing, and it's probably just a regex. This is likely done to block people from spamming their FoD slop promo codes or similar. I vibe with that; this doesn't have to be about me.

Did you know you can't say my handle (bravodelta9) on Sn*ff*es? But yeah, as a non-user, I'm fine with that. Can't talk shit about me without a fun nickname.

There's apparently discourse going around on TikTok about how gay Bostonians are mean... From experience: 1. Yes, we are mean. Often as a defense mechanism. 2. Don't base your entire opinion of Boston's gay scene solely on your weekend visit to the most mainstream, well-known gay bar in town.

happy #fcf bros!! today’s the day to: 🚨 DELETE YOUR TWITTER/META ACCOUNT 🚨 STOP SHOPPING AT AMAZON, TARGET, HOME DEPOT, STARBUCKS, etc. 🚨 NOT USE AI 💪 SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HUMAN BUSINESSES 🌳 TOUCH GRASS 🍑 MOVE YOUR ASS (a little closer my way if you would, my hard dick doesn’t like to wait) 🫶

Felt like @trek.bsky.social today, prompting in circles with an LLM that couldn't say what its own API expected for a specific schema and couldn't give a consistent answer on what was wrong with an input that was returning a 400 from the API (of course the error in the response was also useless).

This was part of my last major task on the project; I'm moving on to focus on some game dev stuff that I will not be disclosing at this time.

Dungeons and Drag Nuns will be at Somercon this Sunday playing Warrenguard by @luckoftheharbor.com You can buy tickets just for the show for $20, is a fundraiser for the Boston Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. (1st time!) Buy tickets here: bit.ly/44wyMYW We really hope to see you there.

NEVER been more important to call congress right now

Just watched 3 elderly drivers almost hit an elderly pedestrian... Who was scooting backwards on his rollator (ie: he couldn't see the oncoming traffic) down the middle of a 1-way street in the wrong direction.

So this is pretty terrible. And the vote is tomorrow. Massholes, call your lawmaker ASAP at 978-485-4694 and tell them to vote NO on dangerous age verification and social media bans: www.wbur.org/news/2026/04...

I'm sorry but (and this is aimed at anyone in or getting into politics, not perpetually online weirdos) if you ever want to see my vote again, the bare minimum is committing to undoing everything done since November 2024 and making sure it can't happen again.

I didn't spend time on this.

Going through my drawstring bag of USB drives trying to figure out which one has Ventoy and all of my bootable ISOs.

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Bluesky is kind of a metaphor for tech. I feel like everyone is on a similar page about what product they want (Twitter, but without the fascism). Bsky is just like "best I can do is blockchain and AI". Also pretty sure the entire market for ATProto is like 3 people, and 8 of them work for Bluesky.

You'd be shocked how many people still think that deleting an app also deletes the user account associated with that app.

The moment when the UI you built automatically reminds you it's #TDOV.

"We don't trust these companies and, therefore, we are going to make you give them a picture of your driver's license!" Gov is doing big techs bidding. We are cooked.

Patiently waiting for my husband to get home so I can dislodge his anal douch ball and play with it like a fushigi while I rail him. Uh, I mean FCF

There is no universe where passing censorship or "age verification" law under the guise of kids safety doesn't lead to massive online censorship of content and speech that Trump doesn't like.

I haven't had a hot take in years, so here's one: Chappy's is the new Grillo's, and Grillo's is the new Claussen. I said what I said.

Got an email saying I'm entitled to a refund from the MA AG lawsuit against BSC from when they shut down during covid and kept charging people for their membership. But since I can't trust anything online anymore, and since I assume every company has had a data breach, it could totally be a scam.

It tastes... salty.

I'm so glad I lack the desire to see any musical artist live. Buying concert tickets is a truly miserable experience.

A bunch of technologically illiterate career politicians are getting lobbied and paid off to screw everyone over as usual.

2 for 1 (2 dick pics for the price of 1 caption)

Replying "not the AI slop" every time my mother in law sends us a screenshot of a facebook post

To quote Elorm Daniel’s great takedown: A law that says Linux must perform age verification during account setup sounds reasonable at first… until u realize it completely misunderstands what Linux actually is. Because who exactly is supposed to verify their age? The server? The router? The fridge?

Scheduling a "sync" with coworkers so we can spill tea about the person who just got promoted to director and then quit 2 weeks later after trying unsuccessfully to push his upcoming work onto me.

for the record this law passed already there's no point in calling your reps. the most productive thing you can do is remember that ultimately democratic politicians are just fascist-lites who don't hate gay and brown people quite as much as republicans

When you're only on an email list for debugging purposes, but if you forget to open any email from it within 2 days, you get the re-sent version of it, so you just end up with an inbox filter full of 2 of each email.