Strip District. 1931 Smallman Street - Novo Asian Food Hall. Caller says the employee from Kungfu Chicken is beating someone up. Not sure what caller expected.

good morning dogs and dog appreciators

if anyone was gonna write a mr. brightside sequel it was honestly always gonna be glaive youtu.be/7balJbFBPS4?...

Stanton Heights. Downlook Street. Caller says James Brown took his dog. Yeah. He said he took his dog. Yeah. He said man bring him back. Yeah. He said man bring him back.

need more friends who'll let me hit it raw and then go to a fancy restaurant together after

Wanna wrastle?

I MISSED THE GLAIVE AND TIFFANY DAY TOUR PRESALE OH NO

If I generally wear a men's large t shirt and a women's crop top I want runs a little small should I buy it in XL or XXL? (I do not know my bust size and I am far too stupid to figure it out)

the macrofactor workouts app is insane sometimes it's like "you need to spend a month at the same weight on pec deck because you're a weak fragile baby" and other times it's like "yeah you can go up 20lbs on incline dumbbell bench after a week off in the gym what are you a BITCH"

if you used to listen to monstercat back in the day you either lost a bunch of money on NFTs or you have new pronouns now there's simply no in between

Oh right I'm getting my hole ruined in a week oh boy

buhhhhhh got food poisoning and everything hurts 🥺

am sleeby dog, come snug

I do not need a $500 microscope I do not need a $500 microscope I do not need a $500 microscope

It boggles my mind that some people will travel to a whole ass different country and instead of immersing themselves in a culture they've never experienced or learning about the people and history of the place they'll spend the whole trip at Disneyland

Post-push day pup 🐶💪

My brain may not be awake yet but my body sure is

Pleased to report I have finally become awake enough to leave bed, make coffee, and immediately lay down on the couch

With how many people act like total weirdos at LA fitness here I'm honestly tempted to just start wearing my hood to the gym Would be less weird than the gymfluencers who scream on camera and pose practically naked while they take up machines 🤪

i'm actually stoked that the music i listened to in high school is finally old enough to have a nostalgic revival, electro being popular again is nature healing

breaking: according to rich people being taxed fairly is just as evil as racism and not wanting to be genocided

My coworkers have started talking to LLMs about their feelings and are sharing their chat logs in earnest in our work chat I think I'm gonna crash out

Good morning sluts 😘

Any recs on brands that sell pants kinda like these jncos except not jncos? Not picky on style but really want another pair of dark brown pants to replace mine that are falling apart

Not at FWA this year so please get extra backshots in the stairwells in my honor 🫡

Can I sit on your face? 📸: @slut.dog

Folks who frequent nude beaches: if I brought a camera ONLY to take pictures of me and my friends would that be frowned upon? I've checked and can't find any official rules against it but I don't want people to think I'm being a creep

how do you learn to stop letting the fear of making bad art prevent you from making art at all

sniffies global chat is the gift that keeps on giving

barqué

East Liberty. 5700 Penn Ave - Whole Foods. Caller says that they are alarmed by a guy walking around with a sword. PD said they know about the guy and that is just what he does

Anticipation @kazyote.bsky.social #furryart #furrynsfw #furry

sometimes social media decides to shoot you in the chest point blank with a rail cannon because it's funny

perks of the new gym: the buff men wear significantly less clothing here 👀

Straight men shouldn't be allowed to hog leg machines at the gym, the girls gays and theys need it more than them!!

Would suck dick for an iced coffee right about now 😮‍💨

where do y'all get nice men's shoes for not a lot of money, I wanna dabble into leather shoes/loafers. The men's shoe thrift game in Pittsburgh is sadly lacking in my experience so I'm looking to order 😅

I need dick in me something fierce. Show me what you'd fuck me with? Pretty please? 🥵

Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.

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I was so excited to finally get a bottle of Suze so I could try a white negroni It's... fine lol

Oh god it's been so long since my allergies have had such a strong reaction like this 😵‍💫 my face hurrrrrrts

practicing to give the best puppy hugs 💪

finding people who share your fucked up weird kinks is the best 🥰 s/o to depraved sluts

I will delete posts without hesitation, if a reply harshes my vibe or I'm just not feeling it I'll nuke the whole day's worth of posts easy

This dimension 20 season is insane what do you mean it's episode four and you've already completely shattered the vampire masquerade by breaking your neck in front of an entire party full of college kids and had to be evaced by a 1920's business man hopping across buildings who looks like this

I wanna cut but I can't stop snacking 😭😭😭 how do some of y'all have six packs and dodge the munchies I just don't understand

I know almost nobody watched DC's Legend of Tomorrow but I think the biggest tragedy of all those shows getting cancelled was getting exactly one episode of Donald Faison as Booster Gold and then never getting to see more of him

I love gay people

I could really use a nice hole to unload in after a long day at work 🤤