Friends don't let friends leave bed with an unfucked hole Thankfully @pup-jinx.bsky.social is a very good friend and fucked me rough and raw 😈🐶

I got to meet @pup-bubba.bsky.social at Dore and they were a 10/10 good puppy 😈 I put three loads in them over the course of the weekend 🥵

Are you gonna join me for my workout pup? Cause if you're just here to perv on me while I change we might as well start some cardio right here 😈

dropped my tire cap into the hubcap immediately after filling it with air, I'm gonna cannonball myself into the sun 🫠

I think the most frustrating thing about tech bros insisting that the environmental cost of gen AI doesn't matter because AI will figure out how to fix it is like, we ALREADY KNOW how to fix the environment but corporate greed is stopping us and no amount of evaporating lakes will fix that.

Fitness nerds: I'm planning to try and do a really big proper cut for the first time in 2026. I estimate that I'm currently at somewhere between 30-35%bf and would ideally like to cut down to like 15%. Any tips or advice for workouts, diet tips, maintenance breaks, etc?

Whatcha lookin' at down there? 👀

gay bars should bring gay porn back to their TVs. i don't believe all cishet people should be banned, but i only want to see the ones who can hang.

being a slut at the gym, as usual

Teabag #fcf #fdf

I love ordering stuff on backorder because you totally forget about it and then six months later you get a surprise little treat 🥰

🎶 On the fourth day of Kinkmas, my Bossdog gave to me, four training pups~ 🎄🔔🎁

hey what if we platonically made out and rubbed our dicks together 👉👈

if you have an anxiety disorder i highly recommend playing D&D as a dumbass idiot because you, the player, will be suspicious of NPCs in cahoots with the baddies but your character is just A Silly Little Guy, so you get to practice going into situations where your shit will definitely get rocked.

I wanna hang out with a bunch of puppy pals and not wear any clothes! (and maybe put dicks in each other)

Spent like three hours peeling citrus yesterday, hopefully it was worth it! 🤞

How do y'all feel about the advent of consumer robot butlers? Obviously they're stupid expensive right now, but as they get cheaper is there a price you'd pay to have a robot that could do all of your household chores for you? I genuinely don't know how to feel about it

becoming a manosphere global-sissification conspiracy theorist conservative because i cant find enough tops

I need dick in me something fierce. Show me what you'd fuck me with? Pretty please? 🥵

Honored to have been the kind of crowd that had Gianmarco Soresi end his set with "I'll give you guys one more weird one"

It's been too long since I've held hands with a friend inside someone 😔

doomed to a cruel eternal fate (walked into chipotle seconds after a family of four)

love is love, cow is bongel

Turn the lights off

nothing makes me feel more gaslit than people suggesting that the way every airline does seating now is better than the way southwest used to do seating

i have a roughly 6" cock (at least based on the last time i measured) and it's taught me just how many men are lying about their dick size on the apps. so often when i hook up with people i hear "you're much bigger than 6 inches" honey no, men are just liars

My happy place.

some of y'all may have noticed that every user of bluesky has a unique identifier known as a "did", which is sort of like a web address for your account. This identifier is randomly generated when you join. fun fact: my did has the word "fuck" in it

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

is unreasonable to make a 4-5lb chanukah brisket on sunday knowing full well we'll be leaving for the holidays three days after I cook it?

Found this old video and it made me so hard. My ass looks so good taking @slut.dog ‘s thick cock 😈🥵

day 473 of having to explain to coworkers that ChatGPT is not a search engine these people aren't even boomers they're engineers in their thirties and forties, it's so over

I think we should all take a personal vow to stop spreading unimportant bad news

where do you even buy quality clothes that aren't hundreds of dollars anymore been searching for a pair of green or white corduroy pants forever and I can't find anything that isn't crazy pricey or drop shipped garbage. even classic brands get bad quality reviews now 😔

Peak is being accused of being an "AI-generated game" because the worlds are procedurally generated Reading comprehension is dead, the internet was a mistake 😔

if I share an idea for a baller DJ transition do you vultures promise not to steal it

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP VIC MICHAELIS IS FINALLY GETTING IN THE DIMENSION 20 DOME!!!!!

Join me in the gym showers? 😈

I attempted to do an oil-paint style draw over yesterday and discovered that drawing and editing with a tablet is actually very fun ahaha

having DID and an anxiety disorder call that a nervous system

Reminder that if anyone is setting you up online to do some crime, THAT PERSON IS A COP. ALWAYS. WITHOUT FAIL.

shout-out to everyone who's started a fitness journey and had to deal with people saying things like "oh no don't lose your tummy/ass" and "just make sure you don't get TOO muscular" but managed to persevere anyway. work out for the body YOU want, fuck what other people think.

damn its crazy that edm peaked when jane remover released this track on.soundcloud.com/pUPeQbF13Wcf...

is airline status a thing people who make less than $200k can ever hope to achieve or is that just a rich people thing

excited for the future where a boston dynamics dog robot will gun you down for sport after you spend an hour and a half waiting for your optimus robot waiter to bring you a single cheeseburger without dropping it

What's a big fantasy you really wanna try one day but haven't had the opportunity to? Mine is to be a blindfolded cumdump for someone. They get to decide who uses my hole and I just have to lay there and take it, I don't get to know who's inside me. Just what their cocks and loads feel like 🥵

one time a man hit me up saying he wanted to fuck me with another guy (hot) so he set us up in a group text. second guy offered to host so I started driving over. realized mid drive that they didn't actually know each other and the guy who set the whole thing up never planned on coming 😬

KIMIA AND JACOB IN THE SAME DIMENSION 20 SEASON??? OH WE ARE SO BACK

the internal struggle of feeling inadequate and unfulfilled because i don't have as much sex as i want to have but also feeling inadequate and like too many of my relationships hinge upon sex and would otherwise vanish if i didn't make myself as sexually available

two years since ChatGPT was released to the public and my boss still sends us all weekly updates about whether new LLMs can tell you how many R's are in strawberry 🫠