ALLY BEARDSLEY IS DOING A LIVE SHOW IN PITTSBURGH AND I HAVE TO STAY IN QUARANTINE MY LIFE IS OVER 😭😭😭

The Whiskey Rodent 1oz Skrewball 1oz Aged Rum 1oz Espresso 1/2oz Licor 43 Ube Cold Foam Similar in vibes to an espresso martini but much nuttier 💜

I got curious about why pasta isn't kosher for passover (it's unleavened) and it turns out it IS kosher for passover but only if you can make it fast enough (under 18 minutes from start to finish). Therefore it's a logical conclusion that not eating pasta over passover is a skill issue 🍝

lotta lvfc cancellation calls I gotta make today 😭

Looking into your local Food Not Bombs and other mutual aid groups and donating or volunteering feels especially important here if you haven't already

The best way to spend a Sunday #GayPup #Musclepup

what the fuck is a scrum and why do we continue to allow it to live in the chains of its master

man why was i today years old when i learned that democrats literally fund far right republican races because they think they're easier to win against than moderate republicans what is the fucking point of it all

Also queers y'all really should get your mpox vaccine asap if you don't have it already. It's going around again and my doctor said the fact that I'm vaccinated is the only reason I didn't spend the last week in debilitating pain. Y'all REALLY don't want this.

Welp. Looks like I'm not doing LVFC. Tested positive for mpox so this dog is staying home and avoiding people til my symptoms are cleared. Send healing thoughts my way please and thank you 😭

do i know any locals with fullsuits that have very simple/neutral color palettes?

i absolutely did not expect wonder man to get a season 2 but honestly i'm here for it, not gonna be mad about marvel trying weirder things in the name of making better stories

new github update automatically enables scraping your code for copilot 😍☺️ change it under settings > copilot > features > privacy

oh no I've had yet another prohibitively expensive photoshoot idea

Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.

okay cocktail photography is kinda fun tho

I am tired of quarantine hell I would like to return to the gym and be a sex dog again 😮‍💨

Bro that's not gay, I swear

does anybody know where i can buy food grade NO2 chargers in pittsburgh (for actual cooking not for drugs)

If you like crafts and woodworking and silly little guys you should go check out the YouTube channel my boyfriend and lil bro have been working on!!

For the last several months I've been working as the videographer and editor for my dear friend's woodworking business. The YouTube Channel goes live today! <3 Please go give the video some love: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWe9...

My cocktail recipes are gonna become so obnoxious

it's always scary pressing the button to start an ML training knowing you've just pissed away a few hundred bucks of company money on a model that probably won't work

Ugh been feeling so gross lately. I just want to be better already 😭😭

i think one of the most insane things that's considered "normal" in hetero society is people secretly going through their partner's phones. crazy person behavior fr!!!!

i get a bodyfeeling that i don't tell you about (tummy hurty cause i ate too many haribos)

I am truly only functional today because of a heroic dose of prescription strength ibuprofen, dog bless modern medicine 😮‍💨

The beat saber maps for Innuendo are gonna go so hard

Happy National Puppy Day 🥰🐶 Make sure to tell the sex dogs in your life that they've got a nice butt

Lychee Ube Negroni goes hard

I would like my whole body to stop hurting now thanks 🥲

Feeling under the weather so I haven't been posting about U enough but it's an incredible album and it will be on repeat forever

feeling very achey and unsexy during this bed rot day, please airdrop me ibuprofen and snugs

what do you think Lindsey Graham's pup name is

Endurance Training 🎨: @bluesh.bsky.social

Applied to be a bottom at a horse market style event 🫢 Think I'm cut out for marehood? 😝

twin peaks dimension 20 season was definitely not on my 2026 bingo card

Fight the good fight, perverts.

at least my body decided to break out in horrible acne in the perfect window between visiting the boyfriend and lvfc 🙃

If any of y'all like cocktails I've started putting recipes I like in a telegram channel for easy reference! Most of these aren't original but if you're interested feel free to check it out t.me/harkebar

I'm aware that the AD feed is broken again, I'm on planes all day tho so it may not be fixed for a little bit. Thanks for bearing with me ❤️

A snippet of something big I'm working on. Found this weird old PC game in a box of random discs... I think it's unreleased?Might take me a while to get it working on modern hardware though, cause some of these "learns as you play" features definitely aren't working as intended.

Realest post I have read today

𝕰𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖘𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖞 𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖈𝖆𝖕𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖒 👅🍑 high res on patreon.com/copperhead999

I'm the kinda dog who will buy gum at the airport just to make sure I'm in optimal smooching condition when my boyfriend picks me up 🐶

trust me by 3oh!3 baile funk edit is this anything

There's an emotional support pomeranian named Bonbon on my flight and I want nothing more than to be seated next to Bonbon

Every time I'm on a flight that gets its itinerary royally fucked up I personally blame every Republican who voted for the president that took away Biden's ruling that airlines have to compensate passengers for significant travel interruptions. Fuck all y'all.

I am horny and stuck at the airport and just wanna get railed 🥺😭

can someone who has art skills draw the ironchad slaying the spire boots down please