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I'm having a rough evening because I need to be pinned down and fucked and bred 😵‍💫

Jasmine's a shill. She's feisty and gets her sound bites, but she's chosen her side taking PAC money and stumping for Israel. Fuck you Jasmine.

Ate a double serving of dinner and a shake. Send rubs 😮‍💨

Imagine being a Republican today, after kicking out the one single Republican in Congress who can maybe possibly potentially sleep at night lol. Embarassing

Happening in Wisconsin: Support these kids and their right to freedom of expression

Starting September 2026, Google will block any Android app whose developer hasn't registered and provided government ID. This affects all apps, not just Play Store apps. F-Droid calls it an "existential threat." @keepandroidopen.bsky.social #KeepAndroidOpen keepandroidopen.org gotta end this shit

Can't wait to watch Republicans trip over themselves in a hurry to condemn everyone who's not going to be sad about this lmao

I cannot believe Melania is a sensitive little fucking bitch baby. Grow some thicker skin you stupid cunt, I can't imagine you're not used to a barrage of harassment given the men you keep as company. I wouldn't have even known about Jimmy Kimmel's expectant widow joke if she didn't cry about it

Okay she ate with that one

Were fat cocking this friday

Remember when scromiting was a thing they were talking about for like a month

The US going on a killing spree of civilians in Iran in the same manner Russia does in Ukraine by targeting civilian infrastructure, is not only an illegal war action, it is a display of strategic impotence and in fact terrorism

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

Happy #FLEXFriday

Chappell Roan Makes Amends By Kidnapping 11-Year-Old Fan https://theonion.com/chappell-roan-makes-amends-by-kidnapping-11-year-old-fan/

New camera and a new way to show how I drain my Bull balls. Repost if you wanna see me cum more. 🐮🐮🐮 Tossed longer vids on my OF for those inclined to check it out.

Don't look to close, you might get hypnotized...

Jack Schlossberg (of the Kennedy political dynasty): People say I haven't worked a real job, but that's not true. I've worked at the state department and in Japan when my mom was ambassador.

The most rotted cunt in America? Quite possibly.

Tumblr saw this first. But yeah here's another update! Crazy times.

today is the only day you can retweet thi-

Is it Friday yet?

I need someone to violently pec bounce on my face so hard I get knocked out for like a week kthx

Oh I'm obsessed

Things are NOT deescalating in the Minneapolis area

A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!

Legend has it that once every Fat Cock Friday there's a chance to come face to face with the monster that lurks in the hot tub. Only those brave of heart, and accommodating of hole will survive the encounter. #hunghairybear #hottubmonster #bebrave

LMAO

Happy fat cock Friday! But what I really need is a big beefy man on top of me pounding in load after load all day 🥵

It me

A masked ICE agent aggressively sprayed a woman protester directly in the face during a raid in St. Paul, Minnesota. Another unacceptable act of violence against a peaceful protester that needs to be condemned and punished.

Hairy boys on the move

Had to do this one too, obviously

IG is loving my response to this template so maybe y’all want it too Now to just make it a reality 😮‍💨

Come to daddy and get to work under the blanket 😈

Jennifer Welch on Riley Gaines: “You’re an insufferable twat. Nobody likes you and no matter what you'll always have been the dumb bitch that tied for 5th place. Nobody likes you except for the other fake Christians that enjoy their spare time watching children get ziptied. So fuck you Riley Gaines”

Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...

Midsection Monday is a long forgotten art

Midsection Monday is a long forgotten art

You always look good 🥵

WTF is fat cock Friday? Visual learner by the way

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Lookin' pretty fat today for #fcf

This man represents the poorest congressional district in the country. He has chosen to dedicate his congressional career to championing genocide.

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