Happy Thursday, fellas

Is this anything

When you missed the mess Saturday night but get to watch all the fallout the following week

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Another market days, another reminder that attempts to meet anyone are best laid plans of mice and men. Sorry if someone was in town and I didn’t get to see you, I promise I try it’s just too hard 😭

I think it could be beef 🥩

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Sunday Funday is getting BIGGER. If you’ll be here for Market Days in Chicago, make sure you end the weekend with a bunch of big bears over at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social for Belly Up Afternoon! Party from 2-8PM on Sunday August 10th and rub a belly or seven.

Sunday Funday is getting BIGGER. If you’ll be here for Market Days in Chicago, make sure you end the weekend with a bunch of big bears over at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social for Belly Up Afternoon! Party from 2-8PM on Sunday August 10th and rub a belly or seven.

Does anyone still play pokemon go and want to be friends 🥺 I redownloaded to get more steps in and I’m running out of pokeballs too fast 🥺🥺🥺

Locked out of IG 😭😭😭

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I think it could be beef 🥩

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Drag me

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It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

First name Big, last name Chungus

Thriving post-Belly Up. Thank you to everyone for coming, it was great to meet y’all 🙂‍↕️

On a streak of sending some truly unhinged thirsty messages here and IG lately, why am I like this

Thriving post-Belly Up. Thank you to everyone for coming, it was great to meet y’all 🙂‍↕️

The Pokémon that runs this account

Sorry for anyone wondering the answer, I lost track after 15

Who do I have to talk to/complain to to get legitimately good music at Furball?? After 6+ years of going and suffering through some shit that even the drugs can’t help I feel like I’ve earned the right to demand something better

Who’s coming for IML and what’s the over/under on the number of boys I end up making out with

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⬅️ or ➡️?

🥹 I love it so much

Who’s all coming to Chicago for IML next weekend? If you’re in town and don’t want ti stop the party, join me at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social for Belly Up on Sunday 5/25 for a special IML Tea Dance from 2-7 PM! Get your tickets early to save some money and time! And please come say hi!

Some days you just wanna suckle on some big heavy naturals but you’re stuck at work 😔

New tattoo was achieved last month, what’s next

Who’s all coming to Chicago for IML next weekend? If you’re in town and don’t want ti stop the party, join me at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social for Belly Up on Sunday 5/25 for a special IML Tea Dance from 2-7 PM! Get your tickets early to save some money and time! And please come say hi!

Fyi at my house clothes come off

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Cock and tum? Is this what you people want???

In case anyone was wondering this is the best thing to have happened to me all year and you should follow @robskiart.bsky.social to see more very cool very sexy artwork 🙂‍↕️

You’re a gym leader. But your gym isn’t a certain type. It’s a certain theme. What’s the theme? Bitches who serve CUNT

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2016-2025 I was never really a twink, but I ate past me and started wearing sluttier gym fits

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Bigger?

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