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I love hosting Belly Up 🥰

So caked up the jock is buried 🫦🍑

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Things That are Always Hot: A List 1) Soft/flaccid cock 2) Bush 3) Big arms 4) Big heavy tiddies 5) When a guy stretches and exposes his treasure trail/cum gutters More to be added over time

Can I call in thick after Thanksgiving or?

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*fwomp*

I’m feeling myself and I won’t apologize for it 😤

Idk what I’m doing and don’t know how to flex my back but @archbussyferdinand.bsky.social has inspired me so now you all have to deal with it

Hangover horny is the most devastating kind of horny. I’d do some depraved shit rn but I’m so exhausted I couldn’t imagine even getting off the couch

Hi, if you wanna lift with 1-2 friends that’s fine and cool, so happy for you, but if it takes you 2-3 minutes between each set because you can’t shut the fuck up between them, just go to the bar and hang out. I shouldn’t have to wait 30 minutes for a bench

The jiggle physics in this game are pretty impressive ngl

The jiggle physics in this game are pretty impressive ngl

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IG is loving my response to this template so maybe y’all want it too Now to just make it a reality 😮‍💨

Perpetually on my bullshit

Every time I see a man with tattooed thick legs I have the urge to get one, but a) I don’t think mine are thick enough and b) I have no idea what I’d get

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Am big?

Is this anything

Happy Thursday, fellas

Is this anything

When you missed the mess Saturday night but get to watch all the fallout the following week

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Another market days, another reminder that attempts to meet anyone are best laid plans of mice and men. Sorry if someone was in town and I didn’t get to see you, I promise I try it’s just too hard 😭

I think it could be beef 🥩

Sunday Funday is getting BIGGER. If you’ll be here for Market Days in Chicago, make sure you end the weekend with a bunch of big bears over at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social for Belly Up Afternoon! Party from 2-8PM on Sunday August 10th and rub a belly or seven.

Sunday Funday is getting BIGGER. If you’ll be here for Market Days in Chicago, make sure you end the weekend with a bunch of big bears over at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social for Belly Up Afternoon! Party from 2-8PM on Sunday August 10th and rub a belly or seven.

Does anyone still play pokemon go and want to be friends 🥺 I redownloaded to get more steps in and I’m running out of pokeballs too fast 🥺🥺🥺

Locked out of IG 😭😭😭

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I think it could be beef 🥩

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Drag me

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It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

First name Big, last name Chungus

Thriving post-Belly Up. Thank you to everyone for coming, it was great to meet y’all 🙂‍↕️

On a streak of sending some truly unhinged thirsty messages here and IG lately, why am I like this

Thriving post-Belly Up. Thank you to everyone for coming, it was great to meet y’all 🙂‍↕️

The Pokémon that runs this account

Sorry for anyone wondering the answer, I lost track after 15

Who do I have to talk to/complain to to get legitimately good music at Furball?? After 6+ years of going and suffering through some shit that even the drugs can’t help I feel like I’ve earned the right to demand something better

Who’s coming for IML and what’s the over/under on the number of boys I end up making out with