No one speaks it.

Make your penis your valentine 💝 bateworld.com

"This gesture is purely symbolic," I say, pointing at my entire lifespan.

D&Dick Poem

sigh

See. The trick is, if they *weren’t*, they would say *that.* “We can’t say,” always just means yes.

Age verification? Will my adult tamagotchi that I’ve kept alive for 27 years suffice?

See. The trick is, if they *weren’t*, they would say *that.* “We can’t say,” always just means yes.

Guys the moderation issues here are subtle and kind of passive but they are real. You need to be watching for shit like this. So embarrassing for @bsky.app

I'm about to start my career training, which costs roughly $300/hr. This is a fantastic time to book your sweet boyfriend. I'm available for meets 2-4 hours in length and a select few can schedule overnights.

My finger hurts. I'm going to bed. 👉

𝕴 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖒𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝖙𝖔 𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖛𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖘

@justcantstahp.bsky.social Hey! Can I sub your JFF to ask you a couple questions about your PA? Looking for advice and happy to pay :$

You guys are still out here reskeeting this race player, huh? Wi-hild choices. 🤐

Anyway a simple way to avoid Explaining Gay is to introduce your kids to a diverse set of people from a very young age because if some of their friends have gay parents then they simply won’t ask why a character in a book has two mummies

Age verification? Will my collection of 1992 Lego Paradisa sets survive?

First the one guy, then the next ten Which barn here did you grow up in Everybody wants to slam the door

Age verification? Will my collection of Ral Partha suffice?

Reminder: It’s not a compliment if it ends with “…for an Asian” 😬

Age verification? Will my adult tamagotchi that I’ve kept alive for 27 years suffice?

Y'all ever just sit around thinkin about stuff

Protip: when somebody mentions their (white) ethnicity this way, it’s never an accident. Don’t like. Don’t reskeet. 👀

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If you see this, post an archer

Masculinity is like radioactivity, and will give you super powers while quietly poisoning you your whole life. A thread. ☢️🧵

This feels like a lost Taylor Swift lyric

I’m such a fan of this dude and his posting style and how much he smiles in photos. You can’t see his face but it’s like 95% he’s probably smiling.

Stunning

Technology peaked here change my mind meme .png

*laughs in german horse*

beet still my heart 😍

Guys be like “I know a spot” and then bring you here

Guys I really want to own this tshirt. But I can only find this illustration on really scammy websites. Do we know the source? A place to buy that actively supports somebody cool?

Me learning any new German phrase and trying to work it into every interaction

You don’t have to care about the emails but I dare you to sleep on the visuals from this one. She’s for real 🤘

Muting is far superior to blocking because they can just rant and ramble all they want and I'll just never see it. But they're free to do it. But also I'll never know 😄

If we really want to be for real tho

Man I'm so tired of noticing 😣

Man I'm so tired of noticing 😣

ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN

This is my superbowl

I'm too old/gay for douching to be "freaky" but good advice is good advice 💦

Quit cigarettes, quit smoking weed, don't drink anymore. Caffeine is all I have left. You'll take my espresso and energy drinks from my vibrating, cardiac-ly challenged hands.

Muting is far superior to blocking because they can just rant and ramble all they want and I'll just never see it. But they're free to do it. But also I'll never know 😄

This is a masterpiece to me. Instantly transported to another world. My dream home is a tiny box on that mast.

You don’t have to care about the emails but I dare you to sleep on the visuals from this one. She’s for real 🤘

Just sharing this again for no reason: hothardware.com/news/death-s...