Goonar New Year Is this anything

Fascinated with Suit Supply's decision to shoot this whole campaign from the perspective of "just about to suck his dick" but then refusing to give even ONE man here any wisp of a dick print

Scrolling fast, super sure this was a shocking still from @gumbyscreens.bsky.social

Everyone please make sure to still masturbate at home, though 🙏

NEW YORK JACKS SUN 2/22 is CANCELLED DUE TO INCLEMENT WEATHER! 🚧🚫♣️ NYC is bracing for a blizzard. Stay home. Stay warm. Have solosex. Have cam sex. Have neighbor sex. Be safe! We hope to re-open Tues 2/24! -NYJ

Bummed to have this, one on my favorite pieces in a while, get taken down from Instagram with no actual appeal. So resharing here because I can. 🍑

Everything served on the Pizza Hut buffet. As I child, I believed this to be the peak of cuisine and would go back for more until my mom said they were closing. 🍕

For some of us, showing our dicks & nudity online is no big deal. But for some men viewing it, it’s a revelation, an inspiration, and the planting of seeds that may one day liberate them from societal and self censorship. Show your dick, change a life! #showyourdick #penispower #exhibitionist #penis

Your regular reminder that Palantir started out as a way to expose sex workers to police violence, then expanded to allow cops to spy on anyone they pointed at while barfing out the word "gang". Fascists *created* Palantir, but useful idiots approved of everything done to grow it.

Penismaxxing but it’s really just you and your greasy penis because it’s already perfect let’s see it 👀👇

@scottyfinchxxx.bsky.social Wait what?? You're SO hot. Why would you follow me and then not say anything about it!? How embarrassing for me 😳

Wait a minute. This SHOW that everybody hasn't shut up about for MONTHS now—you don't see any goddamned DINGLE????

You ever listen to somebody talk and you can just *know* they can't tell if motion smoothing is on their tv or not?

I have cooked up such an AI presentation for work. Team doesn’t know what they’re in for 🤫

Me describing the @bateworld.com BateOff to people who just masturbate regular

You guys can keep ignoring this every time I reskeet it but that won’t stop me. Nothing can stop wobbly horsecock.

AI could never

Dangit. We lost Cory too?

Are you still curious about what happens on a milking table? Or are you more interested in what happens under the table?

Muting is far superior to blocking because they can just rant and ramble all they want and I'll just never see it. But they're free to do it. But also I'll never know 😄

You don’t have to care about the emails but I dare you to sleep on the visuals from this one. She’s for real 🤘

beet still my heart 😍

*laughs in german horse*

Technology peaked here change my mind meme .png

I can confirm this is an extremely effective move to get guys to stop chopping you with their swords

See this is the energy I’m always trying to convey to people about the majesty of the dong. Siri gets it. We’ve all been there 😭

Oof my girls have never been more together 👀

You need to drink 8 glasses of dinosaur piss every day.

Oof my girls have never been more together 👀

AI could never

I can confirm this is an extremely effective move to get guys to stop chopping you with their swords

See this is the energy I’m always trying to convey to people about the majesty of the dong. Siri gets it. We’ve all been there 😭

Honestly, German is *ruining* my formerly good relationship with prepositions. Better TO me??? Good god, lemon. 🙄

What why did he block me! What a loser 😂

Yeah I’ll put videos from Westworld, a show that’s 10+ years old, in a work presentation. I even included a trigger warning for hbo-style full buttal nudity. So what. You think you’re better at presentations to me?

Me describing the @bateworld.com BateOff to people who just masturbate regular

I am once again begging SWs new to bluesky to put their contact info in their bio so you don’t look like scammers

The best part of waking up.

I have cooked up such an AI presentation for work. Team doesn’t know what they’re in for 🤫

What why did he block me! What a loser 😂

Does your Google Calendar read through your work and home emails, looking for penis items? Does it collate across a half dozen work / home penis calendars? Does it also check your JFF subscriptions for new content? Does it check @bateworld.com for friend requests? My AI agent does all of that at 8AM

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

The Brandy national anthem is now the only national anthem and if you can’t perform it with more than 5 vocal layers, you legally have to pay her to come do it.

The Brandy national anthem is now the only national anthem and if you can’t perform it with more than 5 vocal layers, you legally have to pay her to come do it.

Seattle! Come support sex workers for international sex workers rights day on 3/3 7-9pm at Lottie’s Lounge in Columbia City! We are hosting a series of events (TBA) the first is the art opening of my award winning show on violence against SW’s. Free entry. Bring friends. Support SW’s and survivors.

The site presents a serious privacy risk to sex workers, some who may not want stalkers, harassers, or employers to discover their profiles. The site’s creator claimed to 404 Media that millions of searches are done each month on the site.

BLUESKY, DISCORD AND ITS ALTERNATIVES, YOUR ART SITES, YOUR ADULT SITES, FANFICTION ALL OF IT DIES WITHOUT SECTION 230 GET CALLING #savespeech #stopcensorship #section230 #defendsection230 #defends230

Guys the moderation issues here are subtle and kind of passive but they are real. You need to be watching for shit like this. So embarrassing for @bsky.app