We’ll return to our regularly scheduled fat cock tomorrow.

This isn’t real, but gawd I wish it were! theneedling.com/2025/08/22/b...

“I think the meeting went really well” #dadcock #daddick #fatcock #fatballs #hairybalks #hairypenis #penis

Good afternoon. Here’s my penis. #dadcock #daddick #dadballs #hairycock #hairyballs #shirtcocking

You know what they say; big head = big head… #fatcock #dadcock #daddick #dadboner #hairyballs #dadballs #shirtcocking

Cocky fucker. #fatcock #dadcock #daddick #hairycock #hairyballs #shirtcocking

Who wants meatloaf for dinner? #fatcock #heavydong #heavycock #dadcock #daddick #daddong #shirtcocking

I don’t always look good in a jock. But when I do, I post it for Jocktober - because that is, apparently, a thing. #jocktober

Hats (and clothes) off to Portland! www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

#dadbod #daddick #dadcock #malenude #nakeddad

That fat undercarriage, though… #mcm #fatcock #fatdick #dadcock #daddick #hairyballs #hairynuts #dadballs #dadnuts #erection

Is it fat? Is it long? It really just depends on the angle. I’m happy as long as it’s hard and waking me up demanding attention and documentation. #mcm #dadcock #dadboner #daddick #boner #erection #hairyballs #dadballs #exhibitionist #lookatmydick #fatcock

It’s not all about my penis. Well, sometimes it’s all about my penis. Two-time Best Documentary winner.

I know. I’m shocked too. Every time. #fcf #fatcock #dadcock #daddick #penis #boner #erection #hairydad #hairycock #hairyballs

Turgid, Tumescent Tuesday. #fatcock #fatbalks #dadbod #daddick #dadcock

Moody monochrome Monday. Serving up some Gifford Pinchot hardwood realness. #mcm #thebateoutdoors #naturebate #daddick #dadcock

Waiting on a friend to hit the road for some camping this weekend. Gives me some time to celebrate fat cock Friday! #fcf #fatcock #dadcock #penis #bigballs #hairyballs #dadballs

#mcm #cockring #dadcock #daddick #dadballs #hairyballs #fatballs #nakeddad #fatcock

Start with my nuts. #daddick #dadcock #dadballs #fatcock #suckdad #penis #nuts #balls

Feeding time at the meat locker. #daddick #dadcock #suckdad

That’s what my building is missing - a basement storage locker glory hole. #nakeddad #dadcock #daddick #suckdad #gloryhole

From my other account. A still from my feature-length documentary film, Christiania.

#mcm #fatcock #fatballs #cockring #boner #erection

I’m really enjoying this book, but he makes it so hard to concentrate. Looks like I’m going to have to spank him. #dadcock #daddick #dadballs #hairyballs #penis #hairypenis #greysweats

Wait, are you telling me my fly has been open the whole day? Well that explains some things. #dadcock #daddick #dadboner #boner #erection #bush #hairyballs #exposure

My lower back has been fucked up, and hip thrusting doesn’t help. But I can’t help it. I’m a humper. #dadbod #daddick #dadcock #daddong #dadballs #thrust #bator #masturbator #hump

#dadbod #dadcock #daddick #daddong ##penis #boner #heavydong

Dad’s home. It’s been a brutal day. He’s hot, he’s tired, he needs a beer. And speaking of brutal, you’re going to need knee pads. #throatfucker #dadcock #daddick #servicedad #suckme #facefucker

“How big”, you ask? Dude, for me it’s the entire universe.

Dude…FUUUUUCK… #erection #boner #grayswets #dadballs #dadcock #daddong #suckme

Nap time? #fatcock #dadcock #boner #bator #masturbator #shirtcocking

Out of town guests are great, but it’s also great to brazenly flaunt this fat hog for you all again. Dudes, look at my dick! #fatcock #dadbod #dadcock #exhibitionist #bator #lookatmydick #lookatmycock

Uh-oh, dad’s standing naked at the window again. #dadbod #daddick #dadcock #exhibitionist

Fucking obsessed. #daddick #dadcock #dadbod #dadballs #fatballs #bator #masturbator #solosexual #cockring

Wanna wrastle? #nakeddad #exhibitionist #daddick #dadcock

Fan me, feed me grapes and dance naked for me. #dadcock #daddick #daddong #nakeddad #softie

The best part of waking up is coffee and my cock. #daddick #dadcock

Heads up. This is already standard on sites like Bateworld where you have to submit a photo of your passport or drivers license to be verified. It literally feels like registering as a sex offender in this regressive climate. Resist while you can, as much as you can. Show your fucking dick!

Love this heavy dong state. #dong #heavydong #bigballs #daddick #dadcock #daddong #dadballs #heavyhang

An oldie but a goonie, just smacking my dong around. I like my meat to be thoroughly beat. #dickslap #daddick #dadcock #dadballs #fatballs #bouncingballs #daddong #bator #masturbator

Hot Summer night boner. And can we talk about these fat nuts? #dadboner #dadballs #fatnuts #bigballs #boner

I can’t beat the heat, but I can beat my meat. #nakeddad #dadbod #daddick #dadcock #bator #masturbator

#daddick #dadcock #dadnut #bator #masturbator #nakeddad

How about “Tutorial Tuesday”? A quick demo to answer the question, “do you edit your photos?” Look, other people WILL repost your dick pics elsewhere online, and someone you know may end up seeing them, so why not look hot as fuck when they do? #gayporn #makingporn #daddick #dadcock #exhibitionist

How’s it HANGIN’? Well that’s a curious question to ask another fellow. But since you did, I would have to say “heavy AF”. #monochromemonday #mcm #dadbod #daddong #daddick #dadcock #suckme

My favorite mime routine - The Invisible Glory Hole. #monochromemonday #mcm #dadcock #daddick #suckme #dadbod #fatcock

Well, the clothes dryer is still busted and I have no clean clothes. What to do? #naked #nakeddad #dadbod

This photo of my friend’s cock and balls needs a lot more attention.

Fuck this river. #thebateoutdoors #daddick #dadcock

Underwater Weiner Wednesday. #thebateoutdoors