My vital instrument in Gachiakuta would be the silicone implants from my BBL.

This was James the entire time in Rio😩

Hated every picture of myself taken on this trip so 🤷🏾‍♂️

You can point to something directly at the menu and somehow still get something not even related 😭 My language barrier ain’t that bad the costumer service here is atrocious

I will say now coming home the niggas here run a STRICT program my goodness. I think i got my shot rejected about 1/2 the time i shot it and no one ever really approached me my introverted self had to do all the work 😭

Went to see our friend perform a live sex show last night and he didn’t like his partners so he pulled us up on stage and we ended up using him infront of everyone 🤭

Partying for four days straight had us in up all night in bed like this-

I love how everytime i disconnect from the new it’s always some bullshit when i come back

Rio doesn’t believe in comfortable furniture or spices my back is killing me

How the Brazilian waitresses look at you during the two hours you're waiting for your food.

They know how to party here. America needs to take notes.

Almost all my friends down here got their phone stole omg PLEASE WEAR A FANNY PACK AT ALL TIME

These Bom Dia boys wore me the fuck out 😭

My body is hurting i’m dry im still rolling and we still gotta party more 😭

How long can a person stay in Brazil before the government extradites them back 😩

Everyone wants me to bottom because i got one of the biggest asses there 😭💔

I tasted more chocolate than willy wonka and kim k combined last night 😩 the men here are so fine

And I can only translate so fast in my head i know spanish way better than portuguese 😭 and they speak so fast down here omg

If one more person tells me i look “way better” in person i’m going to spiral that is NOT a compliment 😭

Now why did no one tell me no one here wears thong, we the only ones with our asses out. So now i have to establish dominance

Brazilians be shitting down at the club omg

I had to sit next to someone on the plane that was projectile vomiting for 6hrs straight. 😭😭😭😭😭

Merry Christmas and feliz Navi #pixelart

I’ve hoarded over 200k points from 7-11 since i was in highschool im big as hell omg

Last workout before Chrimbus

Skyline is giving “deck my walls with LOADS of jolly, fã la la la la, la la la la”

If I see y’all AI morph pictures of yourself and see y’all constantly complain about body dysmorphia ima have to start yelling yall to stfu

The sneak peak they gave us in theater had me on edge it was so good i can’t wait for this movie

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Ugh i wanna take this champagne glass home from this restaurant but it’s not a chain restaurant so i can’t 😩

atp i feel like y’all are trying to bully me into watching Heated Rivalry 🌚

15 years later and keeping receipts 🗣️🗣️🗣️

🌹 random rose 🌹 March 25th 2024

It must be hard being a Barb 😭💀 i know that pink lady be having yall exhausted

I see so many people complaining about the same mid plot. The acting (outside of Zoe Saldana) and the story has always been lackluster but i thought we all agreed we watch these for CG and Cinematography 😩

Beeger-er

He got painted again after I left and he stayed and I just found out 😭😭😭

There’s too many gay bodybuilders in this world for yall to only be posting straight men and AI 😬

#BREAKING: MASHLE: MAGIC AND MUSCLES Season 3 Announced for 2027 💪 READ: got.cr/MASH3-bsky

i just want to remind everyone

I’m still not over Pennywise saying he love him some dark meat 😭

This how ima be rubbing down the fine men in Rio next week 😩

I can’t wait to shave, I need to get this Bush out of office 😩

Pump'n Grind #musclegay #bodybuilding

Mighty Nein rules so hard! While Vox Machina’s a great, fun showcase of D&D shenanigans, M9 makes the world of Exandria feel ALIVE. I love the main cast and how they stray from D&D stereotypes, but I’m surprised at how much I’m digging the political intrigue with Trent and Essek.

This cycle got my libido on 15/10 😩