Big back'd

pepsi taste like if you rung out trench foot socks and added carbonation. 🌚

I need a massive resurgence of more teen dystopian survival movies like there was in the early 2000s STAT

finished a piece :)

Hopefully directors are starting to realize we don’t wanna see MAGAs star daughter in movies.

These horny ass trees and their pollen is wearing me out!

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

Just watched Lee Cronin’s The Mummy, i’ll give it a 6.5/10. I thought it was really funny i was never not entertained. If you treat this like an Evil Dead meets the Exorcist… it’s giving that.

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

Biting really is my love language because I be biting the hell out my man unprovoked

All i have to offer lately is big tits and mildly correct opinions

Still buff still annoying.

💪🏽🍑

This how it feels to leave the gym after chest day

Chest day

Food banks are not part of a safety net. they are proof we do not have a safety net.

Superior.

It’s saurrr nice out and I have to work?

Pay attention folks. This is how it's done. Trump sues his own DOJ, run by his private attorney, for $10 billion. Normally that would go through the courts with the DOJ arguing AGAINST giving Trump $10 billion. Instead, his DOJ will negotiate a settlement OUTSIDE of court. Literally inside dealing.

heard it’s fcf, can anyone confirm

Ate a big bowl of oatmeal all that fiber is tearing me up

Oliver is such a damn liability 😭 they need to make his ass go home

We should be learning from other countries...

The last 4-5 days I just kinda felt like crap, tired and exhausted, worn and beat down. Feeling MUCH better since yesterday. Much better sessions in the gym

That Avatar movie was so good, it would have done great in theaters. It’s honestly such a big f-u to the creator ls that Paramount had no faith in this project.

Korra would have been had that whole situation handled, no shade.

there’s so many AI accounts on instagram it’s lowkey insane 💀 and so many of y’all follow them

Personally don't recommend these. As the article notes, these properties are typically achieved through PFAS, which can shed carcinogens in your home (which you then inhale) or come out in the wash (polluting waterways for decades). Will try to do a thread on how to treat stains in the wash.

I love skipping the gym and also i love complaining about how much gains im losing.

I was so looking forward to a rootbeer float, but my MAN said my CHINS don’t need that 🌚

Me scrambling to watch the leaked Avatar movie while it’s constantly getting taken down

So Twitter was nuking freak twitter and that’s why y’all came back over here huh

Yes it is!

No one told us there was a Guapo party going on in Miami, I hope yall bitches down there catch the nastiest cough

I feel like ever since my beard finally connected i unlocked a new level of sexy. 😮‍💨

Here’s my hiker’s butt 🍑

It really is a type of violence to me. Their main promises are surveillance and job loss, and they poison us by just being present. Just class warfare machines

I finally started Oshi No Ko… now why did no one tell me it was this good

i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space

Y'all he just told me I sound like Ben Shapiro when I'm whining.

No rich, well connected person surrounded by power would be dumb enough to appear, out of the blue, for no admitted reason, on national TV to *pre-deny* through a well written lie that they were involved in a child-trafficking ring. Oh, except for Lutnick. Wait, and now Melania?!

Left- Israel destroyed the 2,000 year old village, Aita al-Shaab, in Lebanon yesterday. A crime against humanity. Right- Israel bombed Lebanon yesterday and killing 303 Lebanese...at least one third of them children, women and the elderly.

Like the Epstein Files, this is a well documented series of events that the Israeli government seems to have engineered. via @haaretzcom.bsky.social and @timesofisrael.com

This thing still on? 👀 @itshimfromsando.bsky.social

Still shot from earlier 💪🏽🙂‍↔️ #bodybuilding #gym

Yeah but like. GitS is my emotional support copaganda, okay.

i need me a box of Lemonades Girl scout cookies reeeeeal bad….