Couch time with my #cat.

Why do I find the word “turd” so hilarious?

When a man says openly that gun deaths are an acceptable price to pay for the 2nd Amendment, then is shot dead himself, I believe the phrase for that is “poetic justice”. I am against the violence that took Charlie Kirk’s life. Charlie Kirk was all in favor of it.

Dying a violent death doesn’t automatically make one a saint. It is perfectly valid to decry the violence that took a man’s life while recognizing that the man in question was a vile piece of shit while alive.

The most outrageous thing about Trump renaming the DoD to the “War Department” is that he was doing God-knows-what on Epstein’s Pedophile Island. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #NoDistractions

The next world war is going to be the US vs the rest of the world, isn’t it?

I am seriously losing my patience with “purity test progressives”. Trump is sending the military into US cities and these guys go ballistic if you accept the help of any Democrat who’s flawed. Gavin Newsom has serious freaking flaws. I don’t want him as President. But if it’s down to him or Trump…

Ever read a comic so gorgeously drawn that you feel a little guilty turning the page? Like, the artist spent so much time and put so much of their soul into the work, the least you could do is spend a little more time appreciating it.

Every morning, I open BlueSky hoping to find out he died. No? Oh well, maybe tomorrow.

My #cat is sleeping in my dirty clothes. I don’t know if should feel disgusted or honored.

You ever have one of those lives?

Today I pulled off a feat I have never before accomplished in 57 years of life. I finished a tube of Chapstick. Honestly, I didn’t think it was possible. I thought it just kept working until gnomes snuck in and stole it, forcing you to buy another.

If crowds in Canada booing the US National Anthem results in us rethinking whether it’s really necessary to play the Star Spangled Banner before each and every sporting event, that might not be a bad thing.

My feed is all politics and cats. And y’know what? That works! Just when I’m getting too angry from the latest stupid political thing, I get an adorable kitty. It’s like a refreshing pause.

The #introvert ‘s dream: going to the office on a miserable day and finding you have and finding you have it all to yourself!

I hate showering. But I do it because I hate being dirty more. I just hate being wet. Star Trek had sonic showers. How soon can that be real? Trying to tell myself to man up, stop being a pussy and get the shower over with.

So a health insurance CEO was assassinated. I feel bad that I don’t feel bad, but I don’t feel bad.

My #cat is #thankful that I didn’t get around to folding my clean laundry before she found it. Me? Not as much.