If He survives past Tuesday, His government won’t last past November

Is it a full moon tonight because fuck what A DAY 👀

Someone on sniffies said, “bro why do you want to wreck your hole like that?”

How it feels knowing that the sun will start to set later in the day come Monday 😍

I need a hole bro. A guy who wants to spend time stretching out holes and gooning. 🥵🤪

"yep, thats me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"

Bring Me the Horizon and Illenium, my two decades are colliding high school and adulthood, haha

I don't want kids but this man could absolutely turn me into that Duggar lady

Sometimes you gotta accept cringe to make any real money 🤪

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My second favorite day of the week #FCF

NOEM WAS FIRED! 🥰😍 Patel next!!

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Texas has made it’s decision. I will say this because I feel it would be a genuine disservice not to.

Congrats James Talarico 👏

they said life is better in your 30s but bad things keep happening in the world

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Playing as Grace vs Playing as Leon ❄️”Meme taken from X user Rosstweetsgames”

People are using Substack as another place for nudes, which is Wild to me.

me when the foreskin has flavor

Bara Croft has arrived

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Dying for you is still #1 in my household

I’m so sick of seeing commercials with AI because companies are greedy and won’t hire actors.

Once spring opens up, so will my legs, baby. You’ll find me thrusting, jerking, and swallowing your family's loads in a park near you 🫡🤤

I need to buy a Rubber suit

First time in my life that I've seen sweet potatoes be more than $2 a pound

We as a society need to stop giving straight men podcast platforms. It’s rotting the brains of future generations 😵‍💫

Do not ask me to RT/RT I will not on here and I will block you if you ask.

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It’s just me and my coldbrew against the world

Morning.

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Somebody fucking fire Kash Patel. God, this timeline of leaders is just embarrassing 🤡 after 🤡 after 🤡

Can someone explain what’s going on in Mexico?! Also please be safe for those who are in PV

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The opening of Scream One will always be my favorite slasher film opener. I remember seeing this as a kid and being absolutely terrified, and to this day, it still holds up as a very stomach-turning scene. No pun intended 😏

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I need Willow Smith and Florence Welch to make a song together ASAP. This is itching that part of my brain in the best way 😵‍💫🤤

These snaps and these men 😛🤤 Got me feral at my work desk

Had a lil surprise waiting for my man hehe

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