Didn’t have enough white sugar, used quarter cup brown sugar to make the caramel. Needed a cup. Lil dark but still tasty.

I just had the best dick appointment!

I had dinner at 5pm like an old person. Roasted chicken, black beans, and yellow rice.

I love the cafeteria at H-mart. It was me and a dozen Korean senior citizens having lunch today.

Spent the day at spa world. Great people watching 🍆👀

Government shutdown cancelled all my meetings today. Got to sleep in late.

Picked this weird looking carrot today. Looks like a naked vegetable man.

Flan de queso 🍮

Cupcakes for breakfast like an adult. Sprinkles are for winners!

Went fishing today and caught a lot of black sea bass. One of my better trips, worth the drive to Ocean City.

Took my cat to the vet for his annual check up. His diet is working. He went from 20.6lbs to 14.9lbs I don’t let him eat the dog’s food anymore.

Pool day

Just came inside a pocket sized daddy😍

I saw this door doing a walking tour.

My friend’s dog wants more food.

Been pet sitting this week. My friend’s kitten just got fixed.

Caught on camera

Last night was fun. Wore my overalls.

Fuck Ticketmaster!!! Never works.

Fuck Ticketmaster!!! Never works.

Camping this weekend. It’s going to get cold at night. 

Hanging out

I love a short short! Even better when see through.

Smoked a couple fish fillets to make fish dip. It taste great!!!

Went out for drinks today, perfect weather.

What I picked today from the garden. I’m living off the land. Blessed be the fruit.

Saturday night on the couch. Need entertainment.

Did a 14 hour deep sea fishing in Ocean City today. Caught a bunch of huge tilefish. My arms are going to be sore tomorrow.

I had a great time in Orlando Labor Day weekend.

Breakfast joint

Enjoying the pool before the rain.

Sink broke at my friends house. I’m supervising the repairs.

Made a batch of hot sauce from the peppers I grew.

Flew to Florida today for the holiday weekend.

Blessed be the fruit. A friend gave me some tomato plants. He didn’t label them so I had no idea what I was growing. Yellow and red cherry tomatoes.

No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.

I bought a dozen jumbo eggs. So far every egg has been a double yolk. 🥚🥚

Went to a pool party today.

This made filling the cream puffs super easy

Making a batch of cream puffs for a pool party.

Good morning wood 🪵

She’s beautiful 😍 Ny Times chocolate chip banana bread.

My most toxic trait is buying bananas to make banana bread and not making it. Today I broke the cycle. 🍌🍞

Meat 🍖 🥩🍗

Cats are jerks!!! He’s sitting next to me while on a video call.

The court house had the cruisiest old fashioned urinals. It’s not gay to let a man watch you pee. The foot flushing mechanism needs to make a return.

Didn’t get randomly selected to meet with judge for jury duty. Hopefully they have enough people.

Pool day ☀️☀️☀️