F'kin dril tweet ass country

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

The important thing is no one will learn their lesson and none of the people who were proven correct and have been predicting these exact outcomes for years will be listened to going forward

This is an embarrassing image for the UK. A self-respecting British fox should be dragging Binface's contents out over the stage

NEWS! Why losing in Makerfield is a big win for Nigel Farage, by Chris Mason newsthump.com/2026/06/19/w...

Did Reform lose because they were too woke? A columnist earning 8 times your salary assumes the answer is yes, and investigates from there.

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it’s a me

Not even close.

Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19

In recent years, beaver reintroductions have started to become more popular in the UK because these semi-aquatic rodents are amazing natural engineers. https://cnn.it/4eQYRHD

this description is burying the lede: this episode is about finding the cure for homosexuality

Welcome to the UK, where soon 17-year-olds will be legally allowed to drive, join the army, work a full-time job, have sex and even vote but not watch YouTube past their bedtime.

One question I get asked is: you say you're bringing back Ceefax, but what about the Bamboozle quiz? Well, worry ye not. To celebrate the by-election and the wonders of democracy, I'm delighted to present all-new #Makerfield BINBOOZLE. Can you get them all right? #VoteBinface

For anyone who doesn’t know, the “why” is hilarious. Let’s just say that there’s a reason trans people keep saying “what the fuck do you mean by ‘biological sex’?”, and also the same reason uni biology courses stopped getting students to karyotype themselves. The answer is sometimes upsetting.

Two days ago, a man in Hull was sentenced to 26 months in jail (suspended for 18 months) and 250 hours of unpaid work for selling CDs containing "unauthorised remixes of well-known tracks"

My response to the two articles dragging women reading romantasy novels, last week. “Christ! Can’t a girl enjoy a vampire orgy in peace anymore? Is the world not miserable enough without demanding we grapple with post-modern, literary fragmentation in our down time?” inews.co.uk/opinion/new-...

Fata Morgana (Italian: [ˈfaːta morˈɡaːna]) is a complex form of mirage visible in a narrow band right above the horizon. The term Fata Morgana is the Italian translation of Morgan le Fay of Arthurian legend. #WyrdWednesday 🧵

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Here's a fun fact about Elon Musk: in 2020, his (nominal) net worth was $20b, and today it's $1t (nominally). But *that's* not the fun fact; *this* is: everything he's done since 2020 was a flop. 1/

Well, that was a fucking ride.

At first I thought this was from Madonna

me welcoming guests: haha sorry my place is a mess right now my place:

Unhinged things the UK gender critical movement said that altered my brain chemistry part 1: When Maya Forstater tried to apply the principle of sexual dimorphism to a cartoon alien library mascot

genuinely don’t think you can be “fairly politically engaged” and not know Streeting is gay, if you don’t know then you’ve *really* not been paying attention to the people his policies have harmed

Does it change our perception of our society to know that a fair chunk of extremist behaviour is in fact a Russian sabotage campaign? www.ft.com/content/8fa3...

For the past 2 days ICE members in a van have been conducting raids on Shields Road and Grainger street/Bigg Market. If you see anything suspicious, go to Newcastle Anti-Raids on: 07842514940 (Text/Whatsapp) they'll get the word out. People haven't been able to intervene yet but that can change.

So, are you the ass bunny, or the cock dog in the relationship?

THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST DREW THE MOMENT THEY REALIZED THEY FORGOT LUIGI

A beautiful takedown of a bit of homophobic Telegraph pearl wringing that's as unhinged as the headline suggests. A highlight:

Lindisfarne, 793 CE.

i will say it again: “grieving” a child (in this case a 30-year-old fully grown adult) for being gay/trans because you expected and wanted something different for them is a sign of a bad parent and should be widely regarded as unacceptable

475 million of them are accidentally clicking on a link in Instagram and getting annoyed

Look at this disney ass nazi tag 😂 Antifa pro-tip: Keep some different cans of paint around for a quick coverup in broad daylight. This works for those Patriot Front wheatpastes too. Volunteer buffs do this all day without catching charges. Throw a $5 high-vis vest on to complete the look!

Weather is heating up again. Stay alert.

~1 billion times the distance from Earth to the Sun. That is approx the total length of arbuscular mycorrhizal fungal hyphae in topsoils. These microscopic fungal networks form one of Earth’s circulatory systems moving carbon and nutrients. Out now in @science.org : lnkd.in/eKAsVN_Z

God it's times like this I really miss Paper Cuts (@jonnelledge.bsky.social)

I haven't read something this unhinged since the Oedpial mum in the Guardian complaining that her son got a tattoo and sullied his beautiful perfect flesh.

A lot of the “kids online safety” proponents actually are anti-LGBTQ extremists and fundamentalists who want kids to have less freedom and don’t care if that actually makes them tremendously less safe too

For all its clunkiness, wizards is really important to me. Throughout the film everyone is like "don't worry, avatar will use his magic to make the fascism go away!" And then the movie says nah. Sorry. Fascism has to be killed. It will be brutish and ugly but it must be done.

Group of teenagers lurking outside a Curry’s trying to bully you into buying them an iPad so they can go on Pinterest

No-one in this whole stupid affair seems to want to admit that the suffragettes WERE terrorists, which - frankly - would have really pissed off the actual Suffragettes. [slide credit to me]

Far-right agitator had his arse kicked in Manchester’s market street. searchlightmagazine.com/2026/06/far-...

There's a far better case for banning social media for people 65+ than for people 16-18