Gold Blend couple Nescafé Gold Blend/Taster's Choice 1987-1993 Anthony Head and Sharon Maughan played Tony and Sharon in a serialised campaign covering the couple's complicated romantic bond over coffee. The adverts were so successful that the two reprised their roles for Taster's Choice in the US.

I misread 'porns' as 'poems' here and that gives the entire post a very different energy

Free display name for pride: Project Male Hairy.

Happy Pride Month!

I'm not a monsterfucker as a rule, but I know the minotaur carpenter from Potion Craft would treat me right.

Reposting for pride month #queerup

Another Q from audience, in context of Verhoeven originally wanting to make this as an American film: “To an American, this film feels very French. Is that also how you see it?” HUPPERT: “Well, it takes place in France, I am French, and we speak French in the movie. So I can understand that”

Joan Cusack. I get Working Girl, Addams Family Values, Toys. Arguably the Toy Stories from 2 onwards. Grosse Point Blank was good I think? In And Out was fun for the time? Arlington Road. (Debbie is the star of AFV but would be considered supporting in awards etc)

The only good one of these I've ever seen was the Mike Flanagan Fall Of The House Of Usher. Some are better than others, but they've made a real effort to match the direction of the lighting, the clarity of the photo, the angle of the head, and so on. Zuckerberg, Reinhart & McConell especially.

I haven't played a Resident Evil game in years since they went all first-persony but I still love the setting/universe. The Netflix show is proving to me the best adaptation would be a Succession sort of thing with Umbrella execs fighting each other and barely any zombies at all.

Okay but they should cast Inde Navarrette as Blaze in the Streets Of Rage movie. Deric Augustine from The Rookie as Adam. Maybe Glen Powell as Axel. Unfortunately Chris Noth would be a perfect Mr X but we ain't doing that for reasons.

Vuvuzela would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

It is thundering and lightninging but the rain won't come and I'm getting very frustrated.

Oh my god this is the worst part.

Starlight by Danny L Harle feat. Pinkpantheress is a bop but it has a grindy noise in that keeps making me think my computer is crashing.

Oh. Oh no.

I was trying to find a gif of Jenna in 30 Rock saying 'here is embarrassing' about Liz's singing and the AI roundup was like 'Ah yes! The famous 30 Rock quote. This is from an episode where Jenna doesn't want something to happen in a place'. So not are you grossly chummy you also are talking shit.

Happy Pride! Gayville, SD

I like the guy who put "usage based pricing" in scare quotes like it's a fundamentally unreasonable thing to exist, or a scam.

No Draw Steel! game tonight cos people are busy and stuff. And that's fine it's just a game. But I was looking forward to being my little asexual silicon-lifeform priest who serves the crystallised brain of the Great Turtle, he's fun. Real word bad pretend world good.

I'm not a writer (yet???) but 'you can't understand why the character does what she does without understanding the political context,' is so weird to me. The context can be 'The Duke is bad'. It doesn't need to be 'The Duke is bad and took his dukedom 18 years ago and is married to the second...'

It's always funny when you get an article from Gwendolyne Terfbangs entitled 'Pity the transes but never suffer them to have a piss' and then the big subscription pop-up says 'THIS IS WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST'. Yes, indeed it is.

Can't wait for all the Labour simps to scold us and say 'Do you want Reform?!' as if it makes any meaningful difference whether you are gleeful or deceptively regretful as you legislate trans people out of public existence.

Screaming at the pictures that got scraped

Shout out to weird gay losers who are in love with their rich male bosses - Smithers and Mr Burns, Jonathan and Jack Donaghy in 30 Rock, Malcolm and Ellis in Unstable - gotta be one of my favourite genders.

Max forever. A slightly fat slobby gay who isn't very good at it and likes video games.

Describe your bluesky account in a single image.

Now, I'm a contrary besom who (especially) likes to love things everyone hates and (sometimes) yawn at things everyone loves but I've gotta admit that Project Hail Mary was just lovely.

I'm sorry but I'm not going to see Disclosure Day. I refuse. Probably like three hours of that disgusting tongue-popping vocal-clicking sound that is giving me anti-ASMR and triggering a disgust response? No thank yew.

Backrooms was only okay, I think. Apart from the bits that keyed off all my worst fears - navigating tight spaces, being trapped in places, forever-ness - it didn't super click. Very stylish, well designed, but I think it kinda shows the limits of what you can do with extending a creepypasta.

I'll probably say this every time Last Train happens across my timeline. The songs are improvised! The songs. Are improvised. I genuinely thought all the roleplay, dice etc was improv and planned songs were slotted in because there's no way they can be that good and improvised. But they are, kids.

Re: the Guardian 'I Have Can't Look At Paintings Good Disease' article. What is wrong with you? You don't have to allocate time to every painting. It's not homework. Wander about until something speaks to you. I have been thinking about the left hand picture in this post my entire life.

Holy fucking shit. When I say "we must feed the commentariat to the Big Giant Snake" this shit is why. YEAH the big art galleries have more art than you can reasonably appreciate at one, that's why you make multiple trips! Or just pick a few rooms! This is galleries 101!

Little cute pit crew guy with the moustache if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.

Dr Spaceman, trying to get Jenna to do crystal meth for weight loss, handing her a leaflet called 'You do the meth!' is a peak Simpsons-tier of throwaway joke.

I had a nice day in town but I also went past the place that used to be the bar where I first met, 20 years ago, my friend who died this month so I also feel a bit shitty and sad.

Obsession is *great*. Hard to walk the tightrope of funny and horrifying like that but it succeeds. Inde Navarrette is extraordinary. She deserves a Mikey Madison 'Scream 5 to Anora to Oscar' trajectory. Also it's made 95 million dollars on a 1 million dollar budget, look what you can do, studios!

Star Trek - Wrath of Khan, starring Steve Guttenberg drawn from memory

oh no my son’s damaged his phoen

I've been off work this week but it's been too 'ot to do anything fun, but I think I'll head into That London and see a movie today.

'Top 1% of all vaginas'. Youngster Joey-ass weirdo.