They say you should date someone who makes you better, but Sam has got the Glee Cast recording of a Lady Gaga song stuck in my head, which definitely doesn't qualify.

I'm not great at keeping resolutions. But I think a resolution that will definitely help me in 2026 is "no YouTube after midnight" Even if it just shifted my sleep procrastination to TV and film, at least I'd be engaging with slightly more enriching content.

Had a momentary subby moment this evening (probably wine induced) but my former dom was piss shy so he missed his chance for some nostalgic domination.

This is now my favorite movie tagline of all time

Blessings for the New Year.

Happy New Year, phone people! I fear I may forget at midnight.

2025 has been a bit up and down. One of my closest friends died in September. And the world is rather going to shit. But I fell in love with, and started dating, my best friend this year - which somewhat outweighs everything else.

Being extra queer for the NYE festivities

I just make sure to pee during

This would absolutely do it for some of you

Wow you all really like these two huh? I'd say you should watch more football but honestly the PL is pretty barren aside from these two. Watch some F1.

Can't take football commentators seriously when they're reeling off statistics about Archie Gray if they're not even going to mention how fuckable he is.

Back in his right place after the coziness of Christmas

TRIGA Productions circa 2005

Feeling very lucky that the boy was willing to endure my full family for Boxing Day, including four under 8s. He's the best.

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

Favourite boys

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

JetLag UK does have the added excitement I had hoped for, where I think I actually know where the hider is before he reveals it. And the seekers are travelling through places I know well.

Not to be soppy about it but my favourite photos from this year have a bit of a theme.

Write a story in 10000 words = it helps to be good at English Write a story in 10 words = it helps to be good at logic problems

Frat party invite? You're popular now? No - you're the entertainment.

Every time I see this in my feed, I miss the second speech bubble in panel 1, and read it as the priest instantly clocking him as a f*g

Do you know what I don't see people complain about? "Female attendants may operate in these toilets" I guess the "risks of being around penises in bathrooms" don't apply if you're on the minimum wage.

Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition

Not 'x' as in "I'm a modern guy who is comfortable expressing affection with the people in my life", but 'x' as in "I think you're fucking hot and I want to pin you against the wall by your throat"

Well it's been a while but today I did the old favourite trick of smiling at a cute fem twink and then realising she was just a lesbian.

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

I have an alarm that wakes me up with Spotify's "Release Radar" playlist. Which means I'm mostly being woken up by just the worst songs I've ever heard.

Go on then, you can have another old "subby twink Theo" photo

"Find someone who makes you better" is out. Find someone who makes you worse.

When Christmas concerts roll around and you have to retrieve your festive hat from your shelf of headgear...

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

My Spotify wrapped judged me as ever so slightly younger than I am. But I am very old. It also confirmed that Sam rubbed off on me this year. But only a little bit.

I wonder what could possibly have arrived in a package this shape, in the run up to Christmas...

I feel like my Internet use is probably about as healthy as I'm capable of nowadays. Almost completely taken myself off X, Facebook and Instagram. If you're wondering whether you'd miss some of these sites, I can guarantee you won't. Delete X altogether, and remove the phone apps for the rest.

Love training up a new boy. Stroking his hair as he chokes down the last drop, and telling him he has a fortnight to perfect his technique before I'm inviting some friends so I can show off my new urinal.

Fired up the piracy machine and settled down in front of the telly with a box of tissues

EA FC26 won't let me create a team called Twink FC. Political correctness gone mad!

Dragged Sam to the IKEA and he dragged me to get my first Swedish meatballs.

First test of the new fuck machine mount was mostly a success

My main takeaway from Pillion is that Alexander Skarsgard looks distractingly like Jurgen Klopp

Recently discovered that my boy, who was in regular chastity when we started dating, and had been implying that he hadn't cum in 2025, was actually cumming about once a month. Atrocious behaviour that will require immediate correction.

Made up excuses to get the number of the twink drummer at band practise tonight. And his profile pic on WhatsApp is him sweaty in boxing gear. 😍

The eternal struggle not to ask for a twink apprentice, when it gets to EoY review time and I'm asked "what can we do to help you achieve your best?"

The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.

If I'd known Timothee Chalomet spent so much of it topless and absolutely covered in blood, I would have watched Bones and All sooner