I think most of the world already wanted Spain to win before this match started, but the match definitely will have swayed some of those who were undecided

Alarming notification from one of my straight friend groups on WhatsApp: 📹 Latest toy for breath control

Apparently, getting old is suddenly understanding the appeal of tacky porcelain knick-knacks

Underrated benefit of having a boyfriend. If you're bored you can tell him to send a video shoving toys into himself.

Like most subby boys, I think his eyes are too big for his belly...

It is not the weather to be under stage lighting in a thick blazer for back to back shows. 🫠

I'm doing a stage show at the moment and I've had to temporarily get rid of my pink hair. I don't think I've had a passable natural hair colour in over 5 years. At least I sort of match the avatar again now. Just a bit more tired.

So, are you the ass bunny, or the cock dog in the relationship?

Stupid purchases to make me smile.

Eeeeeee its official!

One positive thing to say about about genAI - it's doing more to disrupt conventional beauty standards in my brain than any amount of discourse has managed. I'm becoming far more wary of perfectly symmetrical twinks with flawless skin.

I haven't been this hard since transition

I haven't got an artistic bone in my body, but still every time I see a post like this my brain screams: "you could make a videogame"

I've rather lost interest in PL football this season (I'm a fairweather fan), but they're definitely making attempts to lure me back.

I'm refraining from being too profusive about it cos it's not planned to be a permanent living situation but... Think my boyfriend is going to move in with me in a few months and I'm really excited about it ❤️

good morning

It's been said many times by many people, but the proliferation of coffee shops in this country has ruined the ease of finding a decent cup of tea. Slop some non-boiling water from a machine onto the teabag, and then feel like they have to charge £4 for it, or their coffee will look like a ripoff.

dolls to watch out for

There is a very stupid thing I do every time I get a Chinese takeaway in my hometown. I always feel smug that I've remembered its cash only and planned my route to go via a cash machine. And then I get to one and realise I've not got any bank cards on me.

begging some trans women to be a lot cooler yallre making us look bad

I see Weredog got the lucrative Tyrells sponsorship.

Not saying that the economy is in shambles, but I just saw a TV advert for Spam.

Dumb, plugged and ready

An update: I bounced off Balatro pretty quick. Suspect it'll be something I play occasionally on a train. Started Blue Prince on Tuesday and I've had back to back nights where I was up til past 4am.

Boyfriend went on holiday without me. So far all his holidays snaps have been taken in his hotel room mirror. Not complaining.

Monument to good boys

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

sometimes it feels like other devs know i'm gonna use their APIs

Going to take notes from my 7 year old niece on how to end a conversation.

Saw this and thought of about 12 of you

Just getting ready for Loaded with @yossikink.bsky.social 😘

Sam is doing an excellent job at keeping me excited about the future in spite of the horrors

What with finally getting into Balatro and this coming to Switch, I fear I'm going to be rather less productive in the next month

Was reviewing my profile which is totally a thing that normal people do, and... I completely blanked this resolution from my mind on about Jan 5th.

The Team USA speed skating outfit is literally what you would get if you searched "Captain America lycra fetish"

It's hard to take the Olympics seriously when the commentators moan things like "Ohhh, a messy load!"

I know it's not strictly how dates work, but I'm still grateful that I'm only "more than ten years older than my boyfriend" for three weeks per year

Pancake day is one of those "holidays" that I never realise is happening until late afternoon on the actual day when people start posting about it. I enjoy pancakes enough that I would probably make the effort with advance warning.

Took advantage of the break in the rain to take the boy for a culture walk

Current Valentines vibe

I guess one good thing about the fact that it hasn't stopped raining for over a month is that it's proved I don't have SAD.

Thought I was done with Song of Ice and Fire content, but I'm very engaged with Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. I like that it feels hopeful (I know it's still early days but the lead character is the reason it feels hopeful, and he can't be killed off)

My nieces made me watch Gladiators for the first time since it came back. Feel like I know one of these contestants from OnlyFans, so I'm rooting for him.

I sometimes think I should get a van. And yeah I have some everyday reasons that it would be a bit useful, but, I also really like the idea of having a moveable playspace.

I managed to (accidentally) get a microwave without a clock installed in my kitchen and I couldn't be happier about it.

There isn't a smooth way to do this, so I'll be blunt. It's my birthday, send nudes.

The feedback I've seen about this season of Jet Lag has been about how the game is somewhat broken because some questions are too cheap or powerful. But I do think the bigger problem is starting the game at a transport hub, and then starting each subsequent round on piddly little local train lines.