Christ on a bike this week has been shit and it’s only Tuesday 🫠

Nothing like finding photos from like 15 years ago. A real golden boy 👀🍆

Just getting ready for Loaded with @yossikink.bsky.social 😘

Oh good it’s an abysmal song

So, I was concerned my t-shirts were no longer fitting for bad reasons. I have realised this is because I’m getting bigger (for muscle reasons) …I may have realised this taking a picture of my caged dick but shhh

All I’m saying is some time in a sleepsack would cure a lot of my current stress. Probably.

Anyone else going to Loaded this Friday at Electrowerkz? 👀

It was at this point I realised I was fucked. (It was about 30 seconds later I was actually fucked)

I need some time just fully rubber gimp soon. Farrrrr too long 🤔

On the list of conversations I never wanted to have with my brother, explaining fibre pills may be quite high up there.

Turns out it’s kinda good to skeet this kinda stuff ☺️

Petitioning my watch to add a “riding big toys” exercise mode because my legs are 100% feeling this recent bottom mood 🥴

Yeah okay I was very horny and very pent up yesterday. Good news is that it’s only got stronger this morning 🥴

It’s important to get ready and prepped for the working day ahead

Sometimes my favourite thing to remind myself is when I thought the picture on the left from like 2019 was good, and now my biceps are like 4x the size. Also yeah, my arms look -good- ATM, sue me.

Why are so many of the people who follow / like my thirst things A) Canadian B) Hot C) sadly far away due to A) Like what are you all doing to make this a thing there

There’s no proof that being locked again is making me feral idk what you’re talking about

So like is everyone doing Hunter this weekend what is happening

We have thematically upgraded my collar and I love it

RAYMAN

Well look what’s back in fashion

So it’s come to this: your partner is drawing hot furry porn

Pegging boys really does take it out of you

No.

BRB gonna wreck a throat

I haven’t been on a flight in 64 days and I am getting the urge. This is despite the fact I’m getting on a flight to my favourite place in like, 6 weeks time. …my impulse control is not my friend, sometimes.

I’m could go out but I could also sit and watch football and play Ratchet and Clank for 6 hours in Lycra soooo…

Good evening ✌️

The cute twink who works out in a rowing singlet in my gym is now in short shorts and doing deadlifts in front of me. This is not helping how feral I’m feeling.

So like, I really -do- need to fuck someone with these weights on, I feel…

I’m very kind

Well, as they say, whilst the owner’s away…

Boy has arms, all the better to hold you down with.

Me, upon entering the flat and having not seen this skeet: “oh, I don’t really like Belgian buns”

Turning off comments is, er, a choice.

Break the cycle, people.

Needless to say that sleeping for 9 hours may have validated my decision not to go out last night… Anyway have some heavy weights.

Just stretched myself properly for the first time in 18 months, felt so good. (I did yoga)

You’d think after getting fucked today my mind would more be on “huh I want to get fucked more”, but instead I have a real desire to breed some more boys. Goals for 2026, huh (if I get unlocked for it)

2025 has been a solid 6.5 for me. The best has been with friends, and going to events and enjoying them (BRW + MRW). Lots of trips too, some better than others. Generally, just one thing that has massively demotivated me all year and if I can sort that (and a lose a few kgs) I’ll be happy for 2026.

Sir and boy looking big. Bring on 2026 😈

If I do have to be up and out at the gym this early, at the least the view is good. @switch.london

My new favourite thing is how big my arms look even without going to the gym for two days 👀

I appear to have rather miraculously avoided a hangover. There is a god.

What we have really discovered this evening is I REALLY hate card games

Divided by temperament, nationality, moral code, and desirability. United by having an entire town sing about how much of a freak they are every morning.

Another year locked and a lot of ball stretcher time too. As it should be. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals/perverts/gimps/drones/other such monikers.

If this doesn’t mean laser tag whilst people are getting fisted in slings next to you, that is a huge missed opportunity

Working on my living dex locked and plugged this is what religions wanted at this time of year

Hi boys.