Ahahahahahahahaha 🔒

Out for brothers birthday. Realise the place looks familiar. Then realise it’s because I remember thinking it looked fancy when I walked past it in full rubber earlier this year 😂

Relentless throat training, accompanied by white noise. The best treatment for locked boys. Who’s next to try? (Throat = @archiealpha.bsky.social)

The correct way to let your caged sub cum is only when his tongue is in your hole (I may be speaking from experience today)

Off to Manchester next weekend now (15th-18th) so hey people should grab me when I’m there 👋

Today is a really bad day for kinksters posting dumb and/or illegal things huh.

So yeah I hear you like ball weights and hole so that’s what I got you xo

SHERA. GET ME SOME GOD DAMN TEA. (Hi I’m Cid Highwind, you may remember me from such video games as Final Fantasy VII)

Honestly it’s impressive how quickly my evening went from “I need to tidy and decorate” to “I need to weigh a kilo off my balls and take thirst pics”

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Just confirming all the necessary cups and drink holders for Halloween…

We’re still here

I love gays online who go from a “7 day load” on Sunday to a “5 day load” by Wednesday.

New rubber preview… 💚🩶🖤

Vaguely succeeded at the “try to watch this week’s Dragula at work and not scream at the drama” challenge

What to do when your back’s against (/pinned to) the wall? One of a few fun sessions with @switch.london over the last little while…

All this locktober posting from people is making me think about sizing down some time 🥴

So pet crawlers are: 1. A lot of fun 2. Really headspace inducing 3. Make my butt look great huh

Off to Barcelona in November with @switch.london for Rubber Weekend! Should be a fun one. And a good mantra for that weekend 👀

Using jetlag wisely and catching up on celebrity traitors at 4am

Can confirm that 12 hour flights when your sinuses aren’t playing ball with you are as much fun as you think they’d be.

It is truly amazing how much airports can trigger my anxiety, and it’s not even that I’m a nervous flyer 😂

Okay here’s something weird: I went on a group tour in Vietnam yesterday. I met a guy who lives a 20 minute drive from my home in Manchester. Today, I bumped in to him again in a different part of this city (of 15+ million people) altogether. Coincidences are weird 🙃

In a Vietnamese bar watching Titans S2E1, and life really could be a lot fucking worse.

When there’s a power cut what else are you meant to do but wank and post your nudes online

Well I’m currently having to avoid a crazy Vietnamese thunderstorm, so no better time to update my Recon profile huh…

Held a rat and then looked pretty in a botanical garden, standard Saturday tbh

It is very weird having spent a week where I can touch my dick again, because I keep subconsciously go to adjust my cage and there’s just not one there 😂

Don’t worry locked boys, I’m here to prove to you that it definitely doesn’t get smaller if you’ve been locked for 11 months. So now you can all go that long after locktober too!

Going to charitably assume the large rodent that just ran across my shoes was a local creature and not a rat. Mainly for my sake.

Huh, almost forgot what this was like.

Snap poll. Which Cambodian gay bar do I attempt to go to: 1) the one some random on grindr recommended to me 2) the gay bar that apparently had enough time to message me on grindr to visit them

I cannot emphasise enough that I am not built for this humidity (and yes I know, what did I expect…)

Well where in the world could I be currently

Bye, Britain

Meant to go to bed 45 minutes ago, but I have discovered Balatro and just fumbled my way in to winning for the first time, so that’s fun 🫠😴

Testing the front camera the only way I know how. Now who’s going to help me test the video functions…

I need to get better at arranging some more fun for when I’m back, really 👀

Oh my god the new iPhone is so fast how was I dealing with my old one for so long 😵

Oh hey look I have some definition again 😍

Ensure your Kats is well secured before vibing. 📸 and associated torment: @switch.london

Shhhh don’t tell 🔓

Turns out that being sens dep edged to the sound of you being edged five minutes earlier is really headfuck-y 😵‍💫

“I should call him…”

POKÉMON STARDEW MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

No other, only MARIO.

I braved the strike and all I got was a cage pic 🥴

Interrupting the thread to say happy stretcher day (also I’m down like 4 pounds this month so we’re slowly getting back there wooooo)

Alright well for once I maybe have a slow day at work so IDK like this and I shall chip away through the day 👀

Go hire my partner xoxo