Is it too early to start listening to Christmas music? >.>

Amy and the Doctor both got rawdogged by Vincent Van Gogh and I will hear no comments to the contrary.

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

I've managed to buy a bottle of whiskey so rancid that even a single mixed with Dr Pepper tastes like a chemical burn.

Lips are hard and stupid and we need to evolve out of them. What's wrong with a nice solid beak?

X-Men's Rogue must have the biggest dildo collection in the entire world.

I need a queer version of the Bechdel test so that I can find a list of queer media where the ending isn't "and then bigots killed them" or "and then they settled into their sad hetero relationships" or "and then they suffered trauma significantly worse than what any of the hetero characters did."

Happy #jocktober 🎃🐶✨

I'm unironically looking forward to this movie, but not looking forward to the inevitable result: an influx of spank-curious twinks who want you to fix their lives and for you look like alexander skarsgard while doing it

SEX CAULDRON?!

Trying to learn anatomy for my drawing and I've never understood Doctor Zoidberg more than I do right now.

Some good news. London is meeting legal limits for toxic NO2 pollution for the first time – almost 200 years earlier than predicted – following the Mayor’s "world leading air pollution policies," City Hall announces. The Ultra Low Emissions Zone - and similar policies - really do work.

I am seated

Hey real quick does running make your dick bigger? Because God fucking damn.

Beginning a rewatch of the single greatest season of TV ever made.

more of the weed smokers #furryart

I realised at about 7PM that the beer I've been drinking all day contained caffeine, so I guess I'm up all night >.>

It's going well, guys.

Genuinely fascinated to discover that Netflix has updated its UI to match the other, far more annoying streaming platforms. Netflix's actually-useful UI was like its last actual KSP. I fully assumed they'd been suing their competition to prevent copycats. Why would they do this?

Let’s normalize breeding your friends

Slugmug V2. This time I remembered to give him hands and ankles!

My first attempt at actually creating something from my imagination instead of just following a tutorial or sketch. Slugmug, my D&D character, a goblin monk who shouts his own name whenever he punches someone in the face.

They've been replaced with pictures of Jared Leto.

We've reached the portion of the year where Nightmare Before Christmas songs randomly pop into my head every five minutes. >.>

Rapidly approaching the 'hey maybe I could just do this instead of working' phase of developing a new talent.

Kylie Minogue has forgotten more bangers than most musicians have ever had. m.youtube.com/watch?v=63vq...

BACK ON MY BULLSHIT! Only need to shave like, 0.4km off to be running half marathons in under 2 hours as well. \0/

Weren't we all supposed to be meeting here today? Where is everyone?

"hang on, I'm just defining pornography"

TikTok has started showing me 'conker unboxings', which is just people opening conkers, and honestly I've never been more relaxed on the internet in my entire life.

A fool-proof way of understanding the difference between bi, pan, and queer people; - Bi people = Black Cat energy - Pan people = Golden Retriever energy - Queer people = Capybara energy

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

No loads refused.* * Excludes Northern Ireland, Channel Islands and Isle of Man. Open to UK residents aged 18+. Standard network charges apply.

I’d like to thank Paris Paloma for not only giving us this banger of a song, but also for giving us Tom Blyth on all fours barking.

The Liverpool Street Elizabeth line platforms are currently covered in adverts featuring Nicholas Hoult and I'm defo going to end up walking straight into a wall because of them.

As an extreme leftist with an aggressive submission kink and an unhealthy interest in pagan Gods, Paris Paloma's new song/music video creates some DEEPLY conflicting emotions in me. Song of the year, though. youtu.be/5NfyIpE4zaw?...

Jezza: Now remember, the aggressive hostility of the press and its misleading reporting was a real killer last time. Zarah: So message discipline is absolutely vital. Jezza: Whoa, calm down Goebbels! What's probably best is just everybody saying random shit for an unspecified length of time.

Post a female character you love. I will never pick between them.

I could live to be 100 and still not have the words for the way this game makes me feel.

Starting to suspect that this whole Your Party thing is just a clever bit of marketing to push people to vote for the Greens.

I started teaching myself to draw last month and for the first time, I've drawn something that actually looks like the thing I was trying to draw.

Went for a walk through Abbey Wood and I can suddenly see why videogame designers make forests into that 'one wrong turn and you're back where you started' puzzle.

Okay, I take back what I said, because I've never heard this cover before and it's fucking sick.

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score. This film walked so that James Gunn could run.

100 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!

Seeing Donkey Kong Bananza get a DLC that's a throwback to a previous game in the series, when Super Mario Odyssey never got an Isle Delfino DLC, is truly devastating.

fully ignoring my survival instincts

I've literally never willingly listened to Enya before in my life. Then I turned 35 and became so obsessed I created an entire D&D character inspired by Orinoco Flow. This is what I mean when I say that middle age hits you like a truck.

"New Music from David Bo-" Hey YoutubeMusic how about you fucking don't