Is it summer yet?

I never have more confidence in the abilities of my future self than when I pack away the Christmas decorations, knowing that I will be the one to unpack them again in 11 months time.

No leaf has any business being as tasty as rocket leaves are.

Don't mind me, just practicing my cylinders and spheres >.>

"Collecting your data allows us to show you ads for things you'll find interesting!" The ads I receive;

Conversations the world isn't ready for; if Prabhakar Raghavan hadn't intentionally made Google Search worse in order to generate more ad revenue, ChatGPT, LLMs and 'AI' would have never gained any traction in the public eye.

So how much longer do y'all think it'll be before there's a coffee table book called 'Fat Cock Friday'?

Discovering that you can disguise terrible handwriting by using a calligraphy pen.

I will not go quietly into that night. I will go BITCHING and SCREAMING and I will be SO IRRITATING

Drawing something every day till I've got good enough that people will pay me to draw porn for them. Day 1: Fireworks!

First run of the year complete! I ran just over 1000km in total last year, and I'm trying to decide what a good target for this year would be. I only started in March/April, and I can do much longer distances than I could then, so 2000km seems doable?

Things I'm leaving in 2025: My impulse to cook a tomato based pasta immediately after deep cleaning my kitchen, thus covering everything in sauce again. >.>

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

There is a correct answer to 'Song of the Year 2025' and it is Paris Paloma's Good Boy. This song/video rewrote my brain chemistry and made me permanently queerer, angrier, and more pagan. youtu.be/5NfyIpE4zaw?...

As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative

Inside you there are two wolves.

Rationally I know that they're the exact same length of time, but the crawl up to the summer solstice feels so much longer than the slide down to the winter solstice. >.>

End of year reminder that January is literally the worst possible month for you to randomly decide that you're 'going to go for a run every single day'. Do yoga or some shit that lets you exercise indoors.

Tremble before my many boxes, each one slightly more rushed than the last.

Keeping my 2026 Goals healthy and realistic; - Learn to draw - Reconnect with old friends - Attend more kink events - Average 18k steps per day - Get back up to comfortably running half marathons - Impregnate Tom Holland

Getting to grips with my new drawing pad. For some reason the only thing I can think to write on it is random Homer Simpsons quotes. And no, the pad isn't making it difficult to write - that is actually how bad my handwriting is. >.>

Announcing my new year's resolution.

"And Tiny Tim, who did NOT appear in the Epstein files.."

Documenting the experience of watching Muppets Christmas Carol with @katskink.bsky.social, who hates Tiny Tim.

Divided by temperament, nationality, moral code, and desirability. United by having an entire town sing about how much of a freak they are every morning.

CRIMAS PRENTS! @travisbaldree.bsky.social

Merry Christmas y'all! Don't forget to destroy the boxes your gifts come in 🥰🥵🙈 linktr.ee/AciteAD

Your annual reminder that if you're watching Muppets Christmas Carol you can now get the UNEDITED version with the best fucking song that was only released in the UK on VHS for one year on Disney+ by going into extras 😇

There's a 'compare your 17 year old self to your current self' trend on TikTok but I figured I'd post it here

This time yesterday I didn't know who Anthony Joshua was, and now I'm honestly fully ready to join a cult dedicated to him.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'CHER' IS JUST AN ABBREVIATION OF 'CHERYL'?!

If you talk about Christmas in a comment on Tiktok, it'll play a little unskippable animation of a dancing Christmas tree. The algorithm that chooses to play this does not check to see if the comment is positive or negative. >.>

I feel like capitalism has been directly attacking a lot of my Christmas food traditions this year. None of my local shops have been selling Matchmakers or the little chocolates you can hang on the tree, and I've barely had a drop of mulled wine, and ZERO mulled cider.

Why the hell do I keep seeing 'immersive sensory experiences' for events like the sinking of the Titanic and the final days of Pompeii? Who the hell is paying to go experience these horrifying events? Imagine if they did that for 9/11.

Going to guess that this has been an appalling Christmas season for London hospitality, given that every single company job board I monitor has suddenly stripped out all of their listings, even the ones that are permanently up like 'Barback' and 'Server'. >.>

Just watched Fantastic 4: First Steps. I'm fascinated by the MCU's decision to cast Pedro Pascal - arguably the most expressive, jovial man in Hollywood - as Reed Richard, the most stoic, unexpressive, and frankly dull character in all of Marvel. They really nailed Johnny's insufferableness though

It is nearly 2026 and communications apps STILL cannot seem to work out that the 'call this person' button should not be anywhere near the 'minimize window' button. >.>

My brain politely reminding me to be gentler with myself during winter.

2026 is gonna be my year.

I frankly think it's an outrage that practitioners of Shinto aren't called Shintots.

Obligatory yearly ice skating photo. @katskink.bsky.social

you should all play more indie games made by 1 to 4 gay people in their bedrooms

I've watched a few of the announcements from last night and I've got to ask; was a single second of gameplay shown for any game at the Game Awards? Concept trailers are a fucking blight on the gaming industry ISTG

My tiktok algorithm has elected to torture me with 'Berlin vibes' vids >.>

Someone else said it but it bears repeating: "The Muppet Christmas Carol" is the best movie ever because Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow, human actors. "Muppet Treasure Island" is the best movie ever because Tim Curry treats himself as a Muppet.