I'm starting to see why - I've seen more of his body in this series than I have some porn actors.

I've started watching Jonathan Creek and being forced to come to terms with the fact that I had the biggest crush on Alan Davies as a kid. >.>

Also from the leader of the Green Party @zackpolanski.bsky.social on TdoR

I most likely won't get my ADHD meds till next April. 🙃

I'm so tired

BOOM! I got 100/100 on today's Wordgy GANG 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 +20 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 +20 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 +20 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 +20 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 +20 HAND 🔥 10-day streak wordgy.com/185

you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit

I stg if he says so much as two complete sentences in the entire film, I'm walking out of the cinema and demanding my money back.

Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item

AI - not only can it not give the correct answer, it can't even consistently give the wrong answer within a single search result.

I genuinely think that Clara might have been able to redeem herself as a companion if she hadn't randomly chosen to fall in love with literally the worst character to appear on TV since the days of Xander Harris and Ross Gellar.

The Your Party sceptics rn. Seriously though, Your Party might be the biggest failure in progressive UK politics since Nick Clegg. I still maintain that the entire thing is just an extremely successful marketing campaign for the Greens.

First mulled wine of the season! And it's possibly the best I've ever had.

All of the world's problems can be solved in a completely ethical, sustainable fashion with the introduction of a single law; People with a net worth of more than half a billion are legally allowed to hunt each other for sport.

Why has everyone in the country suddenly lost the ability to pronounce 'Claudia' correctly? This is not what Winkleman fought and died for.

Ya boi has ADHD.

Oh my God they're going to turn the luma into minions.

Managed my first run in two weeks due to a dodgy hip, so naturally I deserve a healthy reward >.>

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

After literal YEARS of not having lights in our bathrooms, I've finally managed to convince the landlord that the only way to change the bulbs was to get a maintenance person to literally rip the fixings out of the ceiling, because they were incorrectly installed.

Companies: If you let us collect data on you, you'll get adverts for things that are more relevant to you as a 35 year old childless queer! The adverts: Have you considered buying this lovely set of GCSE study guides?

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

A summary of my experience with the Kirby Air Riders demo.

I have inside information that this is the Your Party venue:

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

This is very bad and you should leave X news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

The continual failures of Ubisoft, EA, and Rockstar is the gaming industry's punishment for allowing the Wii U to flop.

Easily my new favourite daily game, even if the answer is apparently NEVER a turtle. 🦗 Animal #829 🦝 I figured it out in 8 guesses! 🟧🟧🟧🟩🟨🟨🟩🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 14 metazooa.com #metazooa

They should offer an entire university course on the way that Clara Oswald can completely suck all the energy out of every single scene she appears in.

Comedy peaked with 'Claire, it's french!' and it's all been down hill since then.

Ngl this has made me feel a bit better already, and if it turns out that the solution to decades of seasonal misery was just 'spend half an hour sitting in front of a fancy lamp', I am actually going to fucking lose it.

I'm currently awaiting both an ADHD assessment and approval for jobseekers allowance, and whenever I reach the end of the timeframe they specify, I receive another email that basically just says;

DICK CHENEY WAS STILL ALIVE?!

Rapidly discovering that, without the distraction of Christmas in hospitality, seasonal affective disorder sinks in much faster. >.>

Guys, I've got to ask; does spelling 'socks' with an X actually make them feel sexier?

Possibly my best performance? catfishing.net #497 - 6/10 🐈🐈🐈🐟🐈 🐟🐈🐈🐟🐟

This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

I once again suggest that we make November into Ninety-Nut-November - where boys have to cum three times a day or get harshly punished!

Thrilled to discover that all my friends are weirdos that only leave the mars bars from a pack of celebrations.

Hey real quick does running make your dick bigger? Because God fucking damn.

Why has politics descended to the point where the Netherlands is voting between two haunted ventriloquist puppets for their next leader and we're all rooting for the slightly sexier doll?

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

My plan to have an elaborate cocktail for our Halloween party is rapidly turning into "here's three litres of Zombie in a kilner jar".

Thrilled to see the back of Disney but devastated that RTD isn't going with them. >.> I was really hoping we'd speedrun back to Moffat.

Top 10 Most Hated Videogame Characters entry right here.

It's time for us, as a society, to address the elephant in the room. Pringles tubes do not pop.