this summarizes about anything that could ever possibly happen under trump as president

Democratic leaders need to fear being branded as collaborators more than they fear being called soft on crime

bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes musicians

What happened? First, they lost to the wrong Miliband brother, then lost Scotland, then they lost to the left. And their answer each time was: this proves we are more right about how awesome we are and how evil our rivals are than even we had suspected. We must behave more horrifically than ever.

Referring to the people you rule over as “the customers“ is just too on the nose man come on

Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.

What's your sign?

I mean, there's also a pretty good chance he's just accidentally locked himself in the plane toilet

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Now is the time to buy MelaniaCoin!

“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh

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going to use "at my most enigmatic and expansive" to describe the next time I have a few too many wines

was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos

Conscription is stored in the balls

This really should be regarded as a genuine scandal.

Tear. That. Shit. Out.

It would be much funnier if the person who donated their Nobel to Trump was Obama

Years of jokes about Harry, only to find out that TOM never got promoted?!

very good piece which confirms that weiss is both exceptionally arrogant and totally out of her depth. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

My algorithm recommends me a load of baby bird videos at the moment, and I can confirm that those guys are absolute little freaks

These are concentration camps. And these are the numbers they're comfortable sharing.

If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.

Slavs would rather eat chess pieces than go to therapy

beyond how obviously fucked up this is, it gives the u.s. right the leeway to say what trump's done/doing isn't so bad by comparison

they never say this kind of thing about osha violations

Further datapoints for how Europeans can no longer trust American elites whether or not Trump is in power

This is now all of US foreign policy

For someone who's never going to wake up with their mind suddenly merged with my younger self in the early 90s, I spend too much time thinking about how I'd describe to TV execs how to make Rome and start the prestige TV kick, and whether that's something I really want to do

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

very few people have done more to bring us this moment -- and specifically jd vance himself -- than david frum

Gavin Newsom has never had a homeless, a working unhoused, or an affordable housing advocate on his podcast despite governing California. So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.

No.

Good morning .. What Level of Fascism are we at when Lambchop is issuing guides to resisting fascism while ranking Senators are talking about “training” www.tiktok.com/t/ZThrNU3sD/

protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed. disgusting.

Yeah but no but no but no

The Greenland shark doesn't reach sexual maturity for 150 years, which is probably why Trump is so interested in the place

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"Are you Dr Ragaventhar?" Ma'am, I have the skin tone of a sickly Victorian orphan, what do you think?

get a grip

Just been diagnosed with diabetes. That's not the fess, the fess is that my first time as a pro domme, he asked me to piss in his mouth, I did, and he promptly stopped the session to tell to get myself tested.

I'm sure there's no damage to anyone in being the centre of a bubble so big it threatens the entire global economy

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made