Oh look! Contraband

Newest additions to my collection. Monstera White monster, super golden, and bulbasaur. Small now but they will be statement pieces later on. They just arrived, gave them a drink and inoculated them with "Great White Mychorrizal Fungi" also has trichoderma and Beneficial bacteria

You caught us. The Canadians are all lined up along the border with leaf blowers, working in perfect synchronization to make sure every bit of smoke drifts into the "greatest, bestestest" country on Earth. 😂🍁

Canada will end up being the end of Maga. They DID NOT think they would have to go this far, now they are trapped. And prices keep going up and up, this is hurting the US more than Canada.

i give it a week or 2 weeks and the Orange Menace will be focusing back on Greenland

I give it 48 hours before a Judge blocks his stupid tariffs

"coming in 30 days" plenty of time to TACO

Canada needs to expel the US ambassador and cease diplomatic ties with Magastan. We can deal with the individual states as necessary. shut the electricity off already....I'm so done with this clown, it's all white noise now.

So basically trump is failing on the Epstein Files, failing on the economy, failing on the war with iran, failing at literally everything, so he's bringing back tariffs on canada as sort of a greatest hits, "remember the old days", desperation attempt to court back voters before the midterms.

Probate lawyer appointment is done. should complete the process in approx 5 months. that said, time for a nap. I got a migraine that wont leave.

I wish Canada would get the Epstein files and blow that smoke all over America. 🇨🇦

Dear Mark Carney, Please hold a press conference with you throwing rolls of paper towels over the border and say "I hear this how the Trump administration handles natural disasters, so here you go, Donald." We'll love you forever. -America

Imagine your neighbor's house is on fire. Do you: A) Grab a hose. B) Call for help. C) Send them an invoice. Trump chose C. A NORMAL NEIGHBOR WOULD HAVE HELPED CANADA. 🤷🇨🇦

Trump is so unbelievably clueless that if someone told him semiconductors run on transistors, he'd swear they said *transgenders* and announce a new tariff by lunchtime. That's the level of confidence we're dealing with.

Taking home a new houseplant? For the Love of the Gods, go hose it off on an angle (or use a faucet) to dislodge and get rid of any potential pests and eggs. I also highly recommend afterwards when its dry to spray it down with some insecticidal soap. This will save you a headache.

My houseplants don't get weekly fertilizer cocktails. They get slow-release fertilizer, mycorrhizal fungi, Trichoderma, and beneficial bacteria. Every watering releases a little nutrition while the soil biology does the rest. Healthy roots. Healthy plants. Feed the soil, not the plant. 🌿

Seattle. August 15–16. Yes, there's a convention. No, I'm not buying a fursuit. I'm spending irresponsible amounts of money on plants instead, which is somehow the more expensive hobby.

Canada is fighting nearly 850 wildfires. Thousands evacuated. Entire First Nations communities forced from their homes. The U.S. didn't send water bombers. It didn't send firefighters. It tried to tariff the smoke. You can't parody this timeline.

On the ball today Got all my errands done before 8 am

This madness south of our border needs to be cleansed

My house may look like a botanical garden with Wi-Fi... but at least my walls aren't out here giving TED Talks with signs like "Live. Laugh. Love." 🌿

Tariff me 😜 youtu.be/Tc6qDoT-V7Y?...

Wonderful move. Tax YOUR citizens more

As charge nurse, I walk up to the patient assignment whiteboard like it's Wall Street. 📈 "We're down three nurses, up two patients, and morale is showing signs of a market crash." 😂 #NurseLife

14 years ago today, PSY released ‘gangnam style’ youtu.be/9bZkp7q19f0

Age Verification:

YouTube is being sued in a new class-action lawsuit, alleging YouTube Premium does not offer an “ad-free” Subscribers argue sponsorship segments in videos are still ads

America is complaining we’re choking them with our forest fires again; so I share this. Okay byyyye.

Meet with a probate lawyer Monday. Time to get the ball rolling

Not sure how it happened, but my sister roped me into babysitting my 4 year old niece at the end of august for 2 days.... Gods help me.... I am not a kid person.....

U.K. reveals Bluesky will be included in the under-16 social media ban, affecting dozens of teens.

I am sure this will make it's way to Canada by Fall

Looks Fugly www.cbsnews.com/news/1-gold-...

This should trigger a movie memory for some of you.