There it is, the stupidest fucking thing I've read all week

*Le Sigh* I am being bombarded with Anpu images today wherever I go. Wth?

Wish they could do that here

Who wins in a Typhon vs Godzilla battle?

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Mage tip: If you can get your hands on it, Japanese knotweed is insanely powerful for binding work. That stuff is nearly impossible to eradicate, use that same energy when you want something locked down.

Wasn't expecting the package to arrive today. What an unexpected surprise. These should be good reads

Really nice to hear several comments from coworkers about the amount of weight I lost. Its noticeable :3

The FAA has announced that they will investigate an incident after two pilots were heard meowing and woofing on an emergency aviation frequency.

Finland's president on why he believes Canada could — eventually — be part of the EU | CBC News share.google/ZqKgkWZzSaBn...

The suspension will come into effect on April 20 and last until Sept. 7 According to the federal government, the tax suspension is expected to reduce the cost of gas by 10 cents per litre on regular gas, and four cents on diesel. www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

Well that gave me a good laugh x.com/i/status/204...

The man who spent a year literally begging for a Nobel peace prize is attacking the pope for advocating for…peace.

....its real.

Christians monetize anything these days huh? This is wrong on so many levels physically and spiritually.

Just realized someone was flirting with me in my DMs 😅 I’m flattered… but I’m in my “lose weight and heal” era, not my “fall in love” era right now

Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange. 😂

Once you put your hand in the flame You can never be the same There's a certain satisfaction In a little bit of pain I can see you understand I can tell that you're the same If you're afraid, well rise above I only hurt the ones I love

Saw one of the physicians i work with using Openevidence AI. Checking it out. Not bad. Could be useful

Someone was in fursuit at Costco this evening. Didn't see that one coming.

Ah so the Pentagon threatened the Vatican with the use of US military. They even mentioned The Avignon Papacy. The Pope is getting calls to Excommunicate JD Vance, and isn't afraid to do so. So what was the plan here? The Pope playball, or else a missle strike on the Vatican? WTF?

According to military times they are reporting that eligible young men will automatically be registered for U.S. military draft starting December 2026

Grindr, the popular gay hookup app, is set to host its first White House Correspondents’ Dinner party, joining the crowded lineup of events ahead of the annual WHCA dinner on April 25. All those closeted Republican politicians won't have to hide anymore

FUN FACT When it became obvious that Caligula was insane and a danger… His own elite Praetorian Guard stabbed him thirty times.

🙄😒 oh lordy...

Donald Trump talking about an entire civilization “dying tonight” like it’s some historic moment is chilling. That’s not leadership. That’s how mass suffering gets normalized. When lives become props for power, history takes note and it never ends well.

there is no confirmed public company name. What that meme is referring to comes from a real report: It’s an unnamed mid-sized Japanese game studio The info came from an anonymous chief graphic designer (“Mr. B”) The company name was intentionally not disclosed

Next on my mage reading list 📚🔥 • Modern Demonolatry: Goetia Without Tears — W. Adam Mandelbaum • The Necromantic Practice in the Goetia with Bune — Fr. Asar Un Nefer • Flauros: Magick as Ontological Deconstruction — Fr. Asar Un Nefer Light reading… 😌

Calm calm everything is fine… just over here trying to channel Florence Nightingale energy before Nurse Ratched clocks in and starts managing attitudes with extreme efficiency 😌💉

Imagine telling someone 10 years ago that in 2026 Kim Jong-un would look more sane than the U.S. president… and somehow be closer to a peace prize. Unreal timeline.

You know it’s been a week when you wake up physically fine but your brain is still dissociating from one patient’s family. Not sure I’m surviving tonight. If my assignment isn’t changed, just admit me to ER for recovery at this point.

So this is presidential now? What happened to professionalism? This is ravings of a madman. And yes its all real.