Really must stop shopping on vinted. Who dear? Camp dear?

Husband working all day so I'm spending the day in PJ's listening to records and playing Mario Kart IT'S A HARD LIFE.

Oldest selfie on your phone. 2008. Fuckin' MySpace.

Boiler broke this week and had to replace this part which cost £500 so might frame it as frankly it's the most expensive thing in the fucking house

Fucking hate LinkedIn but just had to post something about a recent achievement and FUCK ME IT'S CRINGE

This is what it feels like listening to LUX

I need all the pop girlies to stop releasing banger albums, I can't afford to keep up with the fuckin vinyl

Fuck me the Rosalia album is INSANE 🤯 Obsessed.

Played an excellent game. A very deserved win! #thetraitors #celebritytraitors

Avanti West Coast if you try to use their WiFi: #celebritytraitors

If Alan's won this I'm opening a bottle of fucking champagne.

Obsessed that this has become gays vs straights #celebritytraitors

Dementia is clearly kicking in

If you let fireworks off in your garden you should be put on a register, sorry 'bout it

I know we're all excited for Confessions Pt. 2 but Celebration tour album WHEN?!

Solo dining. There is fucking nothing I won't put a fried egg on top of I tell you.

Boilers bust. Freezing me tits off.

Meanwhile, the UK government just huff and try to be as horrible as they can to minorities to out-Farage Nigel. They tank in the polls and assume all the left-leaning voters will “come home”. Their sole learning from this election will probably be to make Hot Girls For Starmer t-shirts

Stopped paying attention to Debra Messing a long fucking time ago but didn't realise she's just an out and out fucking racist now?! Jesus wept.

Besties just started running the fucking New York marathon while I'm...taking the empties to the recycling 💀

Was contemplating doing Movember but in reality I look like a sex pest with my inability to grow any facial hair of any real note.

Do I want a wine or a melatonin

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

This is how I’m spending Halloween

What in the AHS All Stars?!

Didn't pre-order the new Florence album and now I'm listening to it WHY DIDN'T I

Kate's blouse is stuck to the chair. Forever fuckin oblivious.

They've released the latest Stranger Things trailer and David Harbour is on screen for all of about 10 seconds 💀

Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house

Finally got round to listening to the Lily album and fuck me you lot weren't joking 💀

A new pandemic looms

Ya boi's been stress eating sweets at his desk and didn't notice the 'colour changing' caption 🙃

Just given myself a pat on the back for getting my inbox to under 1000 for the first time this week 🙃

Committed to getting rid of Prime after Christmas because trying to be a good person so you'd best believe I'm buying every bastard thing I see that drops by ten pence on my wish list.

Gays on a night out in a cubicle

Reaching the end of a Hill House rewatch and it really is fucking brilliant. Mike Flanagan supremacy forever.

Absolute dog shit day so am making mindfulness ramen to decompress and on the plus side I've just perfectly peeled two boiled eggs for the first time ever 🤷

Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out, and how old are you now? 16 when I started coming out to friends - 18 when my sister outed me to parents through finding porn on an old phone and then they made me tell them face to face 🙃 36 now and as Harry says - still coming out all the time!

We will fight them on the quiches

Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel

Need someone to put me out of my misery, I've got hiccups and a hangover.

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Just had to answer the door to the postman like this didn't I? 🙃

The greatest to ever do it: groundbreaking bangers and reverse aging categories.

I am a mature adult (also you'd think with the amount of skincare crap on my bedside table my skin would not resemble a twelve year olds but here we are)

Had a v rare McDonald's earlier and fuck me I don't think there's an ounce of moisture left in my body

Tron: Ares is better than it has any right to be. Might have even made some money if they'd cast anyone but a certified nonce in the lead role 🙃

Every couple of years I make an attempt at making a lasagne and every time I end up wanting to burn the fuckin kitchen down. Shite at assembly jobs.

Spent a fucking MAGICAL evening with EIGHTY ONE year old Beverley Glenn Copeland and a 70 strong trans choir. So engrossed that the only video I got was literally as the choir stopped 🙃