This will do in lieu of Clair Obscur concert tickets! P.s. I have a spare if anyone wants to join me

Consciously drank more than two litres of water yesterday instead of my usual one litre and have been rewarded with a 3lb gain on the scales

This whole thing is just playing out so predictably at this point. None of Farage's opponents will be shocked and none of his supporters will be dismayed. In fact, his whole "it was years ago, and not even racist" will probably please supporters. This is a pointless news round.

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

Everyone over 30 is really enjoying that clip of Jason Isaacs having a midlife crisis in the club aren't we

Started watching Private Practice (that Grey's Anatomy spin-off from 15 years ago) and I'm just so furious by episode two because every single one of these doctors should be in jail for deeply unethical medical malpractice

I often wondered what people who don't listen to Lady Gaga all the time fill their days with and thanks to Spotify Wrapped I am none the wiser because who the fuck are half these artists

The biggest shocks from Spotify Wrapped is that there are 75000 people who listen to Lady Gaga more than I do (I am already top 0.02%), and that Nobuo Uematsu got downgraded this year in favour of Lorien Testard

Wes Streeting on GMB bemoaning striking doctors and laying into any GPs not happy about working conditions then two minutes later says "Labour are more unpopular than estate agents and tax inspectors" and I'm wondering if he sees a connection there at all

When is that ban on ticket reselling going ahead? These tickets were £55 at 10am

I think we've missed out on Clair Obscur concert tickets? Absolutely heartbroken, that sold out so fast 😭 Any more London dates in that April gap please? @expedition33.bsky.social 🤣

William Hanson on Capital there had everyone in fits and I forgot that baseline gay humour is absolutely hilarious to straight people. All power to him for taking it to the bank.

Finished my Sex and the City rewatch. First and last time since I was 20. I always remember thinking Carrie was insufferable. Either I've become just as insufferable as I've aged, or I fell for "Carrie was the worst one" propaganda of the day, because frankly she did nothing wrong in six seasons.

Had a little "woosh" this weekend and got under 13 stone again. Haven't seen this weight without either being on ozempic earlier this year, or being aged 20. The Abs for Summer plan is on track!!!

Watched the first episode of Fellow Travellers (finger on the pulse as always) and I have a horrible feeling this is "Its A Sin" for Americans and is going to ruin me

You can be on the side of Rowling, Putin and Trump, or you can be on the side of, you know, normal cool people. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...

Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free. Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.

Very nearly pre-ordered Octopath Traveller 0 on Switch 2 before realising it was just a game key card. Near-miss there. I do not fuck with that.

Tony: Hey Dave. Check it out. I added a button to the login page. Dave: Oh yeah? Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"? Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do? Tony: literally nothing

The amount of effort and obsession it takes to lose a pitiful 1lb per week is actually insane I have lost 4lbs since 1st November (yay tho) and I have had the same meals pretty much every single day to stay in my deficit, been to CrossFit and average of 5 times per week all month. For FOUR pounds 😭

Feel like the Black Friday shine has rubbed off entirely and now everyone is just temporarily putting prices back to what they were 2 years ago before we got obscenely price gouged by every retailer and them now calling it "savings"

I'm going to come out and say that, while it's starting to wear me down 45+ hours in, Digimon Story Time Stranger is miles better than Pokémon Legends Z-A

There can be 100 Madame Morribles in a room, and 99 of them don't believe in running hate propaganda against you, but all it takes is just one to flip it around to turn you into a Wicked Witch

Forgot that Americans have a pre-Christmas and thought Lynda Carter suggested turkeys need a month to defrost

For Good

Was very pleased to join the Greens recently but I'm already tempted to cancel my membership on account of the fact the local party just RANG me. Out of the blue. So out of touch with what young people want.

If you see this, QTP with your top 4 Final Fantasy games. 1: FFX 2: FFVII (inclusive of the remakes) 3: FFVIII 4: FFXIII Honourable mention to IX.

Not me getting this coming up on reels already

Does anyone know a Sam McCormick? Got a call yesterday from a studio in London saying he nominated me for a photoshoot? I did go on 1 date with that name in Sheffield ~10 years ago. Came back to mine and left with my Calvin Kleins and left me some Next underwear then ghosted me so doubt it's him 🤣

There's bound to be a gay porn parody Wicked by now, surely? "Dicked" is right there

Incredible scenes on BBC Look North.

The best bit of Wicked: For Good was the post-credits scene when Samuel L Jackson tells Elphaba he's assembling a team and then it cuts to "Elphaba Will Return"

I like my men like I like my irn bru. Picked up in a batch once a week with enough to last me the week.

I know everyone's sick of hearing about my weight but ages ago I lost weight then got stuck, then tried ozempic and lost another stone, then came off ozempic and put most of that back on and got stuck again Anyway now I'm at my lowest I've ever seen without ozempic, i.e. I got unstuck 🙌

*twenty* whole British pounds for a poke bowl at a restaurant tonight. Twenty quid for a salad where the chicken was just seasoned and some mango for colour. The country is broken.

The rumour mill was suggesting we'd get an announcement in November and last night Gaga performed Summerboy and said "I'm gonna have a European Summer".........

Mastered the rope climb at the gym today. Got all the way to the top every round of the WOD 🥹

Voted for @expedition33.bsky.social in every category but pressed especially hard on these thegameawards.com #TheGameAwards

Just once it would be nice for the news day to produce a headline like "Labour set to announce plans to abolish billionaires in bid to win over the youth" and not "Reform's Richard Tice is very happy with Labour's immigration policy"

No idea how much Google spent implementing an AI feature that just copies the word above it and recognises -2 is cold, but I want my £1.99/month for more storage back

Honestly don't know what I would've done without the AI weather report. If only there were other ways to get this level of detailed information in one page

Name 4 dormant/dead franchises you want to be brought back!

I've watched that video of Cynthia Erivo pushing the crazed fan off Ariana Grande a hundred times. She is so quick. Does not hesitate for even a second. She's ripped the man's soul out before security even look up. Incredible.

The one thing that upsets me is that it's a potentially very popular move that creates even less space for physical games. My primary reason for being a console gamer is playing on the living room couch. My secondary reason is for continued access to physical media. 😬

Gaga just revealed that she had a psychotic break and had to cancel the Joanne tour after the last show she did. That was my show in Birmingham. ☠️

For the last year or also I've locked in to 7am gym sessions and it has done wonders for my consistency. But instead of getting tired at work and skipping the gym, I fully feel myself being too tired from the gym to give more than about 50% at work all day. 😬

Just saw one of a gymfluencer being like "let's see if these peanut butter and chocolate balls FUCK or if they SUCK" and then being surprised that mixing peanut butter, honey, and chocolate tasted nice and sweet. Don't know where I'd be without them

Not much of a PC gamer but the Steam Machine effectively being a console you can use as a PC, while being even smaller than a PS5 feels...significant? Could the next big leap in console gaming be...turning them into PCs as well? Could Steam Machine do for consoles what Switch did for handhelds?

"comparison is the thief of joy" ok but i think i would probably be more joyful if i like one of those other people who has seven figures in the bank with no real job and an adonis body

The side characters on Wisteria Lane in season 8: