There can be 100 Madame Morribles in a room, and 99 of them don't believe in running hate propaganda against you, but all it takes is just one to flip it around to turn you into a Wicked Witch

Just had to stop Fergus eating my yoga mat

This was a labour of love because my pain tolerance is not what it used to be but Nightcrawler is finally done after several sessions (@tropikalcoconut on insta for this incredible work)

❤️ to get random messages from my fiancé

Absolutely thrilled to say that Aaron (@waarontear.bsky.social) finally got engaged! He only went and made a whole RPG full of our in-jokes and references over the last 8 years, and after beating the final boss I was rewarded with this lovely proposal. Very us 🥹

Just earnestly sent a message saying 'Gold Labubu lady milkshake ducked' and I'm going to put my phone down for a while and get some air I think

He's a bit wonky but who isn't?!

Thought I'd try my hand at developing a new skill on annual leave and it's very this at the moment

Just had someone selling broadband at the door, said I didn't have a clue 'Oh does the missus sort that?' Panicked 'No, my partner....the mister?'

I beg your pardon? And the day before Pride?!

Katy Perry won't see your skeets but your flop friends who can't read a room will

Screaming, crying, throwing up

Groomer picked an excellent picture of Fergus for the promo...

Can't get over The Wheel of Time wanting to really convey Tanchico is a hive of scum and villainy by giving everyone a Scouse accent

Incredible Lebanese restaurant name on Uber Eats

Three. Whole. Weeks. Jigsawing 1000 pieces of a grey dog on a grey couch

Wheel Of Time having Olivia Williams AND Shohreh Aghdashloo together as a duo?! The minds of those casting directors. Queens literally and figuratively

Friday night about to get wild up in here

"Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace"

We were away over the weekend and I'm afraid Nova saw something unspeakable

That's every achievement in Baldur's Gate 3. 4 playthroughs, PS5 reckons 300 hrs but sure it's more. A masterpiece through and through and probably my all time favourite game. Sure I'll find a reason to go back and still find something I missed

If you're not reading this then why aren't you reading this

My toxic trait is getting excited to assemble flat pack furniture when it arrives only to inevitably end up sobbing in a pile of superfluous dowel and screws an hour later

I want to be optimistic so so badly. Just need to keep reminding myself that whatever happens we'll always have the original series.

Had a knee jerk arachnophobic reaction to a spider on the floor but took a deep breath, collected myself and didn't stamp on it. It was just going about its day. Felt good. Fergus immediately ate it.

Caught him with a small blep

A beautiful and timely tribute to David Lynch on tonight's Traitors

Happy New Year from Formalwear Fergus!

He's just a little guy

Send help I tripped and started a 4th Baldur's Gate playthrough

Bad news. The walk, she was too much for little legs. Can't go on

The Witcher AND Slay The Spire 2 news was a way to wake up on a Friday!

Just uttered the phrase 'the CEO shooter's been milkshake ducked' and maybe I am a bit too online

Post your husband, I mean, post a magic user

Yep, that tracks

Repost a pic of your baby when they were smol 😭😭

When did it suddenly become ok for a delivery person to let themselves in to your house and put the parcel in the hall?!

Showed Dave a new shirt I bought and he said 'oh my god it's so bold, you don't have anything else in your wardrobe like that!'. So guess I know what he thinks of my dress sense now

Between Agatha and Wicked it's a big year for witches. I was so ahead of the curve as an angsty goth-adjacent teen

I'm not sure I've ever cried during an entire film before but I have no moisture left in me after Wicked. What a triumph

The most recent blonde era. The older, high school, blonde must never see the light of day

I have nothing profound to say for my first post so here's Fergus seeing snow for the first time and deciding it's a tasty snack