oomf thought I was greek

chris appleton has no right to be that handsome and successful and gay

I was simply not prepared for the amount of full frontal nudity there is in the comeback

windows hello: sorry, we can’t seem to recognise you me:

a contestant on lingo guessed the word ‘anon’

I won’t pretend that the brain rot hasn’t settled in but you will still never catch me watching a “vertical drama”

@instagram you are one more of these away from me just deleting the whole app

actually seen in the cinema now and it was good

everybody’s tw*tter getting hacked, divas it’s time to enable that 2FA!

after all that coyote vs. acme actually looks shite

@spotify this was DIABOLICAL

actually giddy at the thought of seeing christine baranski irl

cinematic parallels

oh they’re pandering (and it’s working!)

snl uk

curtains for zoosha

I need a new archetype reference for actors who had a whole career just playing a version of themself because I can only think of r*ssell br*nd and don’t really wanna use that anymore

sarah motherchelle godler looking flawless 🙂‍↕️

this boomer ass security question

fascism aside, my main takeaway from this is she tried and failed to make a comedy video

he’s like the new money of being gay

Harriet after spending a whole episode promoting her books #TheTraitors

I’d go back to twitter in a heartbeat if it weren’t owned by a nazi. That’s literally the only criterion! The bar is in hell!!

reading j*rdan f*rstman slander

All’s Fair is actually quite good once you get past the heinous exposition episodes and learn to block out kim’s attempt at emoting

bring back sentence case to album tracklists!

this is the same lady who was clutching her pearls at ‘if u seek amy’

the way I literally couldn’t have been more wrong 🙃

whenever jeremy clarkson comes for someone’s appearance people flood the timeline with pictures of him looking clapped as some kind of karmic rebuttal which is just a lose-lose situation for everyone

did they ever say what happened to tim kruger? I need closure

zack polanski is ghey??

people finally realising she’s a terrible lyricist and always has been

need a concrete reason to dislike zach sang because right now all I have to go on is bad vibes and a hunch

managed to score a reasonably priced mayhem ticket for tonight 🐾

knew it was only a matter of time before someone showed **** on gen v

should have been in every scene

when I’m skinny enough to start getting my clothes from phix it’s over for you hoes

The three genders

the most useless character, maybe ever!

that lady charging fans to watch a music video now

looks fan-made

so katseye is pussycat dolls minus the bops

had to explain to my bf that babymorocco isn’t gay

finally snapped and wrote to my local councillor complaining about the clicking lime bikes

why did peacemaker host an orgy just to keep all his clothes on, may I ask

not him getting murdered first

can I say something