Telling someone “They sang this on Glee” just hits different in Ohio

Taylor Swift wants to be Deborah Vance so bad

Complimented the flight attendant on her nails immediately after boarding

If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane. It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane.

If you clap between movements and use your phone flashlight twice during the same piece, you should be gently escorted from the space.

Audience responsibilities during a @minnesotaorchestra.org chamber concert

💙 L'Étoile du Nord 🩵

I waited months but finally made it to the special Julia Child exhibit at the Minnesota History Center. What a fabulous experience!

Far too many people wearing shorts to the orchestra

I’m an absolute mess after the #Hacks series finale.

Stateside with PinkPantheress, Zara Larsson, and Susan Boyle

I’ll never understand the appeal of a garage-forward house

Who will be on #TraitorsUS first, Marie Osmond or Maureen McCormick?

Lady Gaga cover of “Kraj mene” when? #eurovision

Resolved: Hacks is a perfect show.

A gigantic congrats and thanks to everyone involved with the emotionally overwhelming, immersive, guttural production that @minnesotaorchestra.org is displaying this weekend. A truly life-changing experience.

Release the beast, Bimini! Get a pillow for these girls 'cause they sleep on me Gender-bender, cis-tem offender I like it rough but my lentils tender Don't be scared to embrace the femme Whether you're he, she, or them Limp wrist, hair flick, crème de la crème Love yourself, say that again

never has minneapolis needed to celebrate the sun coming more than at the end of winter 2026. ICE are not gone completely, but we still won, and it was incredibly cathartic to see this ceremony at mayday about protecting our neighbors, grounding why we did this work. i love this city

The Carrie Chapman Catt historical marker in Ripon, Wisconsin, a few ticks down the street from the site of the Republican Party’s founding.

Yes

Just shazamed a Walk The Moon song

Big Sweden is here! 🇸🇪

“I have watched MrBeast for years” - there really is a totally different internet out there

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be invited to workflow discussion meetings.

Lea Michele as Linda Eder as Don Quixote

When they ask me where/when I’d time travel to, I say I’d go to Carnegie Hall 65 years ago tonight, when Judy Garland gave the first legendary concert performance of the modern pop era.

Rochelle Jordan puts on one helluva show

Wrote “clock it” instead of “clock out” in a mass email and didn’t catch it before hitting send

Melissa Joan Hart turning 50 is now a bullet point for my next therapy session.

How I felt mentioning Madonna in front of the interns

The Queen is coming.

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

Scrolling through videos of Ann Miller during the interstitials of the Hunter Hayes concert.

TV used to have Carrie Bradshaw

It bears repeating: that Jane vs. Juicy lip sync should have been the lip sync for the crown.

Just realized that I did, indeed, make the Amazon purchase that I just reported as fraudulent

Discard people in your life who pay to see Morgan Wallen.

No one wants to open Facebook and read a blog post. If it’s more than two paragraphs, just start a substack.

I’m rewatching Canada’s Drag Race to get ready for all stars and I’m on season 2 and Pythia’s carnival runway?!? Excuse me how very fucking dare she. I almost forgot how good this was. Almost.

I have finally secured physical copies for all four of the first books my former students put out this year so you people are going to hear about them again.

I mean, you don't really need a translator