Nothing like sliding through an intersection on an icy road with all your clients in your car…

The first 3 works you see will define your 2026 Wine Boyfriend Nachos Funny, @petersteineck.bsky.social and I are on a quest to find the best dive bar nachos…

The Monday between Christmas and New Years should be illegal.

Willingly catching up on some work on a Sunday? Ew who am I, a responsible adult?

Literally all I can think about now is Heater Rivalry. What am I supposed to do until 2027??

Stranger Things!

Merry Christmas! We spent yesterday with family, but today was purposely just us. Last day in pajamas, video games, gay hockey show, and now steak and twice baked potatoes. 🎄

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Happy Holidays from our family to yours! 🎄🎅🏼☃️ @petersteineck.bsky.social

Making my Minnesota sushi (aka pickle rolls) and then Christmas prep is FINALLY done

Holiday happy hour with the dream team ❤️🎄

Not me getting fucked up off of the Grinch’s pussy juice on a Monday night 🎄

🎶 Eggs, bacon and toast Eggs, bacon and toast Why don’t you start your day The Gerhich way With eggs, bacon and… TOAST 🎶

My hot chocolate cookies turned out so fucking good 🤤

Productive Sunday prepping for Christmas! Made two batches of everything bagel Chex mix, wrapped all my gifts, chilling my hot chocolate cookie dough, and prepping the Hershey pretzel bites. I need a nap.

What underrated Drag Race quote do you use all the time? For me, it’s “Bitch, it’s night time.” -Kylie Sonique Love

Raise your hand if you rather be in bed.

Holiday Beer Choir 🍻🎄

Office cookie exchange!!

If any bloomfs want to play our Drag Race season 18 bracket hit me up! It’s just for fun and bragging rights :) @petersteineck.bsky.social won s15 but I win s16 and s17 and we are a household very divided this season!

Ugh @petersteineck.bsky.social is getting a new tattoo today and my appointment isn’t for another month 😭

We love a trend

My almond ricotta bars are ready for the office cookie exchange tomorrow! They may not look the best and I may not be winning the showstopper, but you can fail the showstopper and still win star baker ⭐️

Reception with the board of directors on a Wednesday means I get to dress like a mean girl and wear my favorite outfit 👸🏼

Work* from home day *bake

Working in a field that is predominantly middle aged women, I can confirm that u am a lot of women’s new gay best friend.

Considering my next tattoo is going to be on my hand, I decided to run it past HR and my leaders, and I got the all clear! Still saving those emails though 👀

I may look all sweet and innocent but really I’m listening to scary screamy music

Christmas cards done and in the mail tomorrow! ✅

I have something every night this week. It’s hard being popular 💁🏼‍♀️

Christmas market with mama 🎄

Working on our Christmas cards and watching Elf 🎄 @petersteineck.bsky.social

Baking day!

Weed drinks and video games. Happy Friday ❤️

Finally watching Christmas Vacation

Switched out the nose ring for silver. What do we think, boyfriends?

New tattoo booked :)

I need a new tattoo.

Today I am thankful for the Minneapolis skyway system 🙏🏻

Oh, no thank you

Went to a menu tasting for our annual luncheon so I basically just ate 6 entrees for lunch and I feel like I’m going to explode

Back to back meetings all day. Already over it.

I need to add a strand of lights on our deck but the sliding door is frozen shut lol

My favorite Christmas song 🖤

Taking a mental health day so I can rot on the couch and play more sociopath Traveler 0 ❤️

Me, drunk in the uber on the way home from the club “I want cheese.”

Heading out to Daddy Issues with the boys 💁🏼‍♀️👸🏼

Waiting for bbq with my bb

Nothing like getting rear ended (and not even in the fun way) on a snowy day downtown 😒

Finally starting Octopath Traveler 0!