Two days in office then off to my KC for my first business trip with the new job

If you see this, post a concert pic you took MUNA May 17, 2023 Palace Theatre, St Paul MN They’re incredible live and im glad I got this iconic picture

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person who truly appreciates American Horror Story: Roanoke

Happy Friday to all the cute boys in my phone. We made it!

Spending my afternoon on a Segway tour of the Mississippi River with clients. My job is weird lol

She had a little too much fun at HH

Pissed off? Me too. Friendly reminder the next No Kings date is October 18.

My fav gay bar ❤️

Why does no one want to go out for a drink with me when I really need it?

When my hotel friends respond back to my requests with “yikes ok” 👀 lol my friends are gonna haaaaaate me now

On Wednesdays we wear pink (shoes)

I really want a martini but I also really want to go to bed.

The hard part of the site tour is done, and it went so well! Now I need a steak and a big glass of wine.

Also why does it have to be 80% humidity on a day when I need to be walking around in a blazer all god damn day?

I have my first city wide site tour with client today! Touring the convention center, multiple hotels, a concert venue, and dinner at a steakhouse. Wish me luck! 🤞🏻

I have the hardest time resisting you And oh If you feel the same way Then how can we be friends? He’s right, you know We can’t go on like this And oh I try to give you everything And if I fail, well then I failed But at least I gave you something It’s better than silence

I love a jacket

Fun fact: I wear pink every Wednesday and I’m a sucker for targeted ads…

PSA: ordering your coffee ahead of time so you can go straight to the pick up counter doesn’t excuse you from saying thank you. Use 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 fucking 👏🏻 manners 👏🏻

Drunk but still serving looks

I’m just glad I’m drunk tonight.

Honestly werk

Kurt: Ow! Why would you headbutt me?! Linda: I was going to punch you, but I’m holding wine!

Tonight is my first night back at choir! While I’m excited, I’m also anticipating being grouchy and tired tomorrow morning.

Really don’t want to adult today

Whipping up my first batch of chili of the season 🍂

I’m calling Tom, Jessika, and Jasmine as the top 3 on Bake Off, with Tom winning. You heard it here.

Turn up for Bake Off!

Wearing my Hocus Pocus sweatshirt to go see the new Conjuring movie. Spooky szn is officially here, girlies 🎃👻💀

I have so much to do today but I have weekend on the brain

This is probably the butchest photo of me #sporty

Werk perk!

Fit check for my napalm era

I’m so disappointed in how this turned out. Shaky, blown out lines, blotchy color, and chewed up skin. Can’t wait for it to heal and get it redone by my regular artist.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I love Minneapolis ❤️

Without saying the name, what is your favorite video game

11 hours at the state fair is a solid day. I’m exhausted.

Frozen espresso martini seltzer ❤️

Off to the fair for round 3!

Picking up my nephew at the airport for a much needed fun family weekend!

I just had an industry happy hour and I finally feel like these people, some of my best friends, former bosses and mentors, are finally my peers. Fucks with my imposter syndrome lol

Fuck my new job doesn’t cover my GLP-1…

lol I just went to lead a new hire tour at my old hotel

Tattoo time!

Why is it every time I blow up on Bluesky it’s with the straights?? I just want to be famous on gay Bluesky!

It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!

Tattoo day!!

Raspberry soft serve beer? Okay!