When will this heat end and also when will me *being* in heat end

During this time of excessive sun, please check on your gingers.

hey everyone wanna see what a manufactured hate campaign is shaped like???

Two things are true today; I am absolutely exhausted and feel like I’ve been hit by a truck *and* I’m absolutely fucking feral

I am ANIMAL IN HEAT

Salina Estitties out of drag is super hot #DragRaceAllStars

His sweaty, glistening body…he does this just for me, I swear 🥵

“Oh Grizz, I’ll miss you most of all 💔”

Been redecorating the spare room/my office to the soundtrack of Madonna’s singles discography today. First coat done. It is very warm.

I’ve just been to B&Q and there was not one DILF in the whole store????? I’m suing

You didn't worry about toilets, you didn't obsess over strangers' genitals, you didn't believe in a secret cabal of lefty parents and endocrinologists or a tidal wave of predatory men in dresses with blue hair and gender certificates until about 7 years-ago when the right told you to!!

I have to say; I have a giant crush on this man.

This cartoon by Ella Baron from the Guardian today actually made me well up a little. We will keep fighting. Together.

I really hope the girls got a good paycheque from this youtu.be/G_2AGUfVCYA?...

The Samaritans are calling out a 40% rise in suicidal Trans people using their services due to this Labour Government & their anti-Trans legislation. @andyburnham.bsky.social @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social Segregation kills. www.samaritans.org/news/samarit...

Prick.

There’s only one (1) upshot of good weather - men are wearing less

Our internet has been down since Tuesday and was meant to be fixed by 2pm today which was already taking the piss. Just had this message. Never ever EVER use Virgin Media.

Wrote a letter to my MP, it’s probably not the most coherent thing in the world but I couldn’t not say anything.

This. God, this. It is such a manufactured panic and it started the moment they lost the fight over gay marriage. Support trans rights because it’s the right thing to do and also because this is all just a fascist push

If Mis-teeq get an album out before the Sugababes, I’ll flip

There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

I am already too hot and I’m dripping with sweat - god save me for this week coming 🫠

Good luck to everyone pretending they enjoy weather over 25 degrees in the UK tomorrow! Wear suncream

We did it, lads. We banned trans people from toilets. Now to sit back and watch house prices come down and vegetables stop rotting on supermarket shelves and we'll all come together and feast on Cadbury's Creme Eggs as big as your head, m'boy, And we'll watch Morecambe and Wise, who did NOT die

Vito Coppola

Aqua splitting up for the third time 30 years into the game is mad really but even madder when you remember that Lene was in a relationship with René then they split and she married Søren and only divorced in 2017 - like, working with two of your exes for all that time?

Even violence, state or otherwise, will not stop me living my life. I will not change a single thing about how I've been living for over a decade regardless of what some new garbage "guidance" might say. If they made it illegal to breathe I'd still do it. Fuck you

I think we should have two types of public loos. 1. Any gender and accessible for disabled people 2. Transphobes

Less than a decade ago

I’ve been craving Malteasers for, what I can only describe as, a fucking age - but I am not paying £3.30 for a bag of them, I’ll tell you that for nowt.

Time for this again

I need a holiday, that sure would be swell

New EHRC guidance is due today. Remember: ➡️ Early reports based on unattributed briefings are spin, not facts. ➡️ This is civil law around who can and cannot bring discrimination claims - not criminal law. ➡️ Whatever it says, it is a choice by this government. They can fix it. ➡️ We will keep going.

I’m alright, cheers.

I had a dream I was friends with Madonna yesterday and we were flying somewhere and the seats were super comfy but we were taxi-ing for ages and people kept getting up and swapping seats and then I went to the loo and despite me locking the door, everyone kept walking in as I was peeing.

Having to go into the office today because Virgin Media sucks and has left me without internet since Tuesday

I’ve said it before and I will say it again: you can’t 👏🏻 trust 👏🏻 people 👏🏻 who don’t 👏🏻 like 👏🏻 Kylie 👏🏻 Minogue

I would like to be under a pile of rugby players rn

Born to be a pass around party bottom, forced to write silly little emails

Can’t believe Charlotte really came sideways at Wilbur like this

Zane Phillips is absolutely fucking stunning, like that is a beautiful, beautiful man.

My kingdom for a Mars Delight

You can’t trust twinks

Back ‘n’ biceps 💪🏻

Vito knows exactly what he’s doing and I’m extremely grateful

Actors 1 minute before their call:

We never got woken with a teasmaid. We were knocked up every morning by a man with a six-foot pole.