I am off to sleep. Fingers crossed I wake up to an England loss!

Me going back to my takeaway the next day and realising it’s inedible

I've just heard several shouts from my neighbours so I can only assume some overpaid wanker has kicked a ball into a net

If you like good pop music - and let's face it; who doesn't? - you should absolutely check out my playlist of 2026 so far. open.spotify.com/playlist/4KJ...

I don't know if it's recency bias but I feel like Love Sensation may be in my top 10 Madonna songs already

Me everytime I start listening to a playlist that I, myself, curated

In case you still needed a reason to root against England...

I sincerely hope England lose tonight

Madonna has her own display in HMV Manchester 🪩

Our freezer has been shut all night but it seems to have slightly defrosted and then re-frosted again. If domestic freezers are struggling as well, we’re all screwed

Manchester can be quite beautiful sometimes you know, I’m not gonna lie to you

Hard not to laugh at a woman who is the living embodiment of being insulated from the harms she inflicts on others throwing that accusation at me. Trans inclusion takes rights from no-one, and calling gender-affirming care "chemical castration" merely confirms you as both heartless and brainwashed.

I love everything that's happening now they've decided to start noticing what Reform Co has been doing

My god, what’s happening this week?

Listening to Hits Radio Pride and they just said “throwback” and they played Dancing With A Stranger by Sam Smith and Normani?? That’s only just come out????

We’ve had our door open to let a breeze in and a little ginger cat that we’ve named Roy popped their head in and for a split second, I was about to become a Cat Dad™️ but then they scarpered. COME BACK ROY OR ROYETTE I WANT TO LOVE YOU AS MY OWN

While I do agree with the bold statement that murder is, in fact, bad, I will not be scolded into pretending I’m not glad that homophobic monster is dead.

Bought myself a tub of Haagen-Dasz and not only was it more expensive than usual but I’ve noticed it’s gone from 500ml to 420ml…

I was saddened to read of the passing of beautiful Bonnie Tyler yesterday. A true ally of the LGBTQ+ community. With an iconic voice and warm personality she made a positive difference to the lives of others. Today, Ann Widdecombe's death is... duly noted.

"Don't speak ill of the dead" When that dead person spent their life speaking ill of every minority I think it's fine to talk about what a nasty, vicious, hateful creature they were. Rot in hell Ann Widdecombe

#R4Today spent this morning warmly eulogising Ann Widdecombe. Almost none of what they said was wrong. Almost none of it was complete. Here's what they left out. 🧵

The late Paul O'Grady (aka Lily Savage) was not a fan of Ann Widdecombe, especially her Strictly reboot + opposition to gay marriage: "What does she know about love or marriage? She's an eternal virgin. She'll have on her tombstone, 'Return to sender, unopened'" www.independent.co.uk/news/people/...

Anyway

Good morning everyone! Good morning! www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I bet she’s looking up at us now and raging

The icon behind Pop Music Activivism has written about Higher Than Heaven by Kelle Bryan - one of my favourite songs of all time - with new insight from Kelle herself lostinthecharts.substack.com/p/kelle-brya...

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Madonna, please, stop taking my money…

I wonder if Britney has listened to CONFESSIONS II yet

Unbelievable, just when you think they can't sink any lower Sky news have doorstepped Count Binfaces family😆

@andyetc.co.uk Happy 21st Birthday! x

Ugh, went to go for a wee before getting into bed. Walked into the bathroom, washed my hands, went and got into bed and forgot to actually have a wee.

I'm not gonna lie to you, I've listened to CONFESSIONS II thrice today

School is in session

A wasp rudely barged into my house before and tried to viciously attack me and I would like to remain all members of the wasp community to go fuck themselves

Interesting 👀

Incredible to think that Henry VIII never ate a potato. Never has a guy looked so much like someone who eats chips and yet couldn't have

All I wanted from the Spice Girls 30th anniversary was one (1) years picture of them all together. Was that so much to ask for?

The problem member posting this is insulting.

I won’t lie to you; my anxiety has been kicking my ass again recently. I was in the office today and I was physically sick but I’ve had to power through. Hopefully the worst of it is over.

One day I will stop talking about Madonna but today is not that day

Imagine if we got another Madonna digital exclusive tomorrow with like, remixes and shit - I’d literally die with happiness

Cigs online are still doing the Madonna vs Gaga shit and it's like, just enjoy both and you'll get two fantastic back catalogues, two amazing sets of remixes, two incredible live performers...why limit yourself to one?

I'm gonna be bold here when I say this but Love Sensation may be making my top 10 Madonna songs. There, I said it.

The UK charts are a joke. Some no-mark song about to be #1 for a 14th week, a paedophile, a generic white man with no personality and some AI song all make up the top 4.

Anyone else done this with all the alt covers? #CONFESSIONSII

Anyone else with an iPhone noticing that it's overheating loads lately?

L.E.S. Girl is really hitting with me today after two full runs of the album.

There once was an MP for Clacton Whose downfall gave me great satisfaction He had a face like a Gremlin And worked for the Kremlin Then got caught in a dodgy transaction