Javier, our CEO, wanted to check in with everybody. He hopes you're doing alright. If not, you're welcome to take a few deep breaths with him and think of something you're looking forward to. Javi is looking forward to the Bad Bunny halftime show ❤️

Nightmare fuel there, Robyn, cheers for that.

I’m benching 65kg now. Well, I did two reps at 65kg which is one more than last time!

Just been arranging with @badlydrawnroy.bsky.social to see Robyn. We used to go see her at the Academy and neck a bottle of wine prior and now…

Found out today I’m having surgery and a general anaesthetic in a couple of weeks and this is the first thing I see logging onto BlueSky today. I hope it’s not a bad omen

Years after making transphobic comments and claiming she was misunderstood, Macy Gray has now covered I’m Too Sexy by notorious transphobes Right Said Fred. 🙄 youtu.be/d6AsiH9aYQs?...

If you could only have one meal for the rest of your life, what would yours be? Mine would 100% be a roast dinner.

need to be split in half

Melanie Chisholm did a version of 2 Become 1 on Radio 2's Piano Room today and I thought the backing would be nice if it had the original Spice vocals over it - so do enjoy!

Pedro Pascal officially replaces Joaquin Phoenix in Todd Haynes’ new gay romance movie ‘De Noche,’ Variety reports. He stars opposite Danny Ramirez.

It seems even more unlikely that Wes Streeting will ever be Labour leader or PM now and I think that's worth taking a minute to appreciate

Can you say 'one of the best remixes of all time'?

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i jussst wanted to sstop by to asssure you Rowling: that i did NOT invite jeffrey epssstein to the world premiere of the monsterss of pottermania sstage sshow extravaganza ssupersshow sspectacular live from the acropolisss in sstereo where available

Pro: Mel B’s album, Hot, is being released on vinyl for Record Store Day. Con: it looks like this because Universal won’t pay for the HQ album cover.

It was nice of L*n* D*l R*y to make just one (1) good song in her career

An office day today followed by a PT session followed by choir practice…when I finally get to relax at about 9pm, I’ll be stoked!

The French are taking none of Musk’s bullshit.

She doesn’t 👏🏻 know 👏🏻 the words! #DragRaceUKVSTheWorld

Hello new ginger Brit Crew member 👀 #DragRaceUKVSTheWorld

I fancy Darlene Mitchell so bad #DragRace

WELL WELL WELL WELL

🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?

Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara. What is she hiding?

Just had a lunchtime walk and forgot to wear my hat - I literally have brain freeze from how cold that wind is.

Interesting that the S Club gang (bar Jon) are all following Hannah again 👀

A bop!

I miss Britney Spears so much.

I’ll tell you something - the Alan and Amanda do-up houses in Europe series that are on BBC iPlayer are truly excellent and I would recommend

Every single one, one after the other, no breaks, no mercy, till the walls peeled and the room stank.

I am about to have a meatball pasta bake for tea and honestly, I’m excited.

Can I just say, the absolute worst episode of Kath and Kim is the episode that Matt Lucas guest stars

Sunday has a specific feeling to it. Like, I could be in a coma and I could wake up and know it was a Sunday just from how it feels.

Spent my morning sambaing with Shirley Ballas and my future husband Vito 🧡

I’ll tell you something, I’ve missed two parcels today and neither neighbour took them in despite both being in and the fact I always take their parcels. That’s the last time I do them a favour!

I need to lose a stone before I see Vito tomorrow - any tips?

God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.

I’m doing that thing where I’m a touch depressed about myself so I’ve ordered food and now I feel bad about it

The wrong person from Home Alone 2 has passed away. Rest in peace, Catherine. The world will be worse without you.

I’m meeting Vito again on Sunday 😍

I’m so glad that Arrested Development ended after series three and didn’t come back for two more series years later, that would have been a disaster

God, I’m so hairy

Haven’t heard Stephen from the Traitors say the word ‘turret’ in days and I wither inside a little more with each passing hour

Rough day for Sex Matters

I’ve randomly had an appointment sent through for me to attend an appointment in the chemical pathology department and I have no actual idea why?

Melanie Chisholm's new song is very Robyn coded.

Stevie Nicks had the proper response to Nicki Minaj years ago (thanks to @dashooligans.bsky.social for the reminder 💋)