If Ginger doesn’t win #CelebrityMasterchef, I’m gonna sue the BBC

Kylie at number one and David Walliams finally being cancelled is a Christmas miracle.

22 years since her last number 1 single in the U.K. and she has done it again!! Kylie Minogue is no.1 in the U.K. with her first Christmas no.1 🎅🎄 #KylieXmas

David Walliams fully cancelled?

Kylie's number one!!!!!

Morning! It’s not even 10am and I’ve been and returned from a hospital appointment and now I plan to spend the rest of my day in my cosy pyjamas 🥰

I’ve started adding rare 90s/00s pop remixes to my YouTube channel. Loads of stuff to go at so far with more to come! So far: All Saints, B*Witched, Precious, Louise, Honeyz, Christina Aguilera, Sugababes, A1 and…well, Vanilla. youtube.com/@jmrgby?si=y...

A genuinely fantastic remix - and that’s not me being shady because vocals are at a minimum

Good morning! My last office day before Christmas. Off tomorrow, working from home on Monday and Tuesday and then off to Blackpool which I’m sure will be a barrel of laughs.

People having loud conversations on buses should be exiled at any time of day but especially in the morning

Preheating my oven

This may be in my top 10 songs of all time. It’s pop perfection. open.spotify.com/track/6m0jQD...

This is Ranger. He has picked you as the chosen one for this dinner party. Or as he calls it, the weakest link. 13/10 an honor (TT: sunnycorina)

Hello all. Hope you had a swell day!

Thanks, Kylie Ann!

I’m having to brave a bus with no headphones. #Pray4Jamie

My 7.30am PT session went well! Ignore the jeans.

My headphones have stopped working on one side so currently Madonna is only cooing in my right ear and it’s a very odd sensation

I do have to say that I’m definitely still a scooch depressed lately. I’ll be okay, don’t get me wrong, but fucking hell - I couldn’t blame anyone for feeling like crap at the moment with the world in the state that it’s in.

God knows what's possessed me to do this but I've booked a PT session for 7.30am tomorrow.

This year on Bluesky I wrote 1,601 posts and 2,763 replies. I received 11,989 likes, whereas 543 was from my most popular post, and apparently I love saying 🥹! www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

The MSN days were the best and I feel sad for anyone who didn't get to experience it.

Too Much by the Spice Girls is criminally underrated.

Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.

I sometimes wonder why I get so exhausted emotionally and then I realise I’m holding a bright rectangle 12 inches from my face that feeds me constant horrible things and yet I can’t look away from it.

Sometimes I like to distract myself from the world and tonight I've been thinking of ideas for potential next albums for Steps and S Club. They could literally change pop with some of these songs or songs in this vibe!

Following and unfollowing me and then re following me again is not going to make me follow you back, just as an FYI.

My message to *that* man.

I swear we’re living in Hell.

Incredibly disappointing.

Here’s a sentence I didn’t think I’d be saying in my life: my Lily Allen buttplug USB arrived! Now I’m a west end girl…

🪩 Songs of the Year 2025 voting is now OPEN!!! ✨ Give points to up to 10 of your top tracks, and catch the resulting rundown on Christmas Eve!! Oh putting this spreadsheet together always makes my YEAR. All the rules are on the form - vote closes 11am 23/12! forms.gle/ZGD2p8PsWpRT...

More S Club next year?? 👀

Where have they dug James up from for this? #Strictly

I, sadly, do not particularly like Kylie’s Christmas material but her performance on #Strictly was fun and frivolous and Vito looked very cute!

Hello. I have just had my Friendsmas event and it went well. I had three (3) drinks. Here is a selfie.

Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.

Three-hundred wigs. Too many cigarettes. Not enough money. This is the oral history of an “almost anti-Christmas movie” that became a holiday classic (and should have won Jim Carrey an Oscar).

Orinoco Flow was #1 on the day I was born! #TOTP

War Of Nerves is one of my favourite All Saints songs. It doesn’t get the love it deserves. #TOTP

Yay, it’s Steps! #TOTP

I love when Madonna shows up on #TOTP!

They stuck less than half a concert on YouTube and went “that’s it”. Why on earth do I support the Spice Girls?

Karma is finally catching up with the reprehensible Philip Normal and I am front row eating popcorn. courtnewsuk.co.uk/ex-labour-ma...

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

my sister sent me this picture of her cat 😐

Heading into the office because Virgin Media has shat itself and I can’t even get mobile data at home. I imagine there will be several people in the office today now!

Absolutely *gutted* 😭 #CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld