Got to love the direct communication of the people of Manchester.

Gays with Air Con.

Bosh cunt throwing Amy round like she's his marriage vows. #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing #SCD

Gays on Gays on September October 30th 1st

Me waking up at 2am with the munchies.

I have a name.

#OnlyConnect What links these?

Someone's put a meeting in at 4.30 on a Friday.

Nobody: Gooners accessing adult websites via Face ID:

Well I guess the Rapture isn't happening so I'd better put the dinner on.

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Catching up on the #Strictly launch show. #SCD #StrictlyComeDancing

Spent some of yesterday thinking Charlie Chalk had been shot dead.

Used my toastie maker for the first time in ages so that's me using it every meal for the next few weeks before putting it back in the cupboard and forgetting about it again for months.

Following complaints, the government have announced the next emergency alert will have an updated sound.

Wonder how many people nearly ripped their dick off mid-wank when the Emergency Alert came through.

The hell of having an unskippable ad and it's the fucking Pepto Bismol one.

Getting bombarded with Sainsbury's ads at the moment and I'm not mad about it tbh.

Big Mo meeting her great-great grandson. #Eastenders

5 years since one of the greatest news headlines.

Kat dragging Zoe halfway across the Square after she's been shot. #Eastenders

Me at 3pm on Sunday when the Emergency Alert goes off on my phone.

MarioKat

The gays sending their Pride wristbands off for DNA testing to see how many guys they tossed off over the weekend.

Current look.

Manchester gays this weekend, as told by Shirley Carter.

Bought one of these in Tesco and the cashier called me a fat bitch thick nosed whore.

£13.60 for 2 pints of lager at Manchester Pride so I've been fucked within the first 2 mins of being here

Opening Grindr near Canal Street this weekend

I had an official diagnosis of autism this week and it appears to have surprised me more than it has people who have known me for a long time.

Seeing the gays next week at Manchester Pride for the first time in a year and spotting the ones who've been on Mounjaro.

I just can't with some people.

People who take to social media proclaiming how they've culled a load of people they follow gives me the major ick. It's absolutely your right to unfollow people but to post about it with such glee and it to be potentially seen by those you've unfollowed just makes you look a dick.

Boomers when the celebrity reveals come in for Strictly and it's anyone born after 1990

Got to love Airline. The drama, the airport staff and customers, and of course the beautiful love stories.

In the name of the Asda, and of the Greggs, and of the Holy Big Mac, Amen.

Which gay is gonna get their pink coat out of the wardrobe and go dressed as this little menace for Halloween?

Me after sending one email.

Him: call me something filthy Me:

UK gays blocked from their fave porn sites cracking open the Littlewoods catalogue and heading straight for the Men's underwear section.

Me when some cunt in a bucket hat whips out a guitar.

RIP Hulk Hogan

Me completing the Bluesky Age Verification.

The wet weather this weekend has given me the excuse to stay in and binge watch this. Now can't wait for Season 3 to drop.

Adam Rickitt music releases describing the drop in temperature today

Not here for this "one dish from our menu" shizzle.

"16 and 17 year olds shouldn't be allowed to vote because they don't have enough sense to know what they are voting for" OK well if you're going to stop people voting because of their lack of sense then there's going to be a hell of a lot more people who will lose their vote. For example...