oh boy, i hope ukgov isn't betting the farm on AI (handed paper from offscreen) my APES

Watched the final episode today and discovered it is definitely definitely cancelled and am BEREFT

I am so confused by Zara Sultana’s social media strategy of posting a screen grab of a tweet(?) and then just posting the text again. Why?

Rolling Stone have named Get Ur Freak On as the greatest song of the 21st Century and, do you know what, yes.

How is this repeatedly made into a policy issue - by *all* parties - when the blunt fact of the matter is that grown adults who are obliged to pay for their own education, and relentlessly pursued to repay their loans, should be able to study whatever the fuck they want.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

Fairly sure the Suranne Jones and Jodie Whittaker thing is turning me into a lesbian.

I’m sorry what do you mean Rani from the Sarah Jane Adventures has married the hot gay Master

feel like pure shit just want ncuti back x

I would spend my last penny on the TOTP Billie LED

OF COURSE the bop in this week’s Only Murders in the Building was written by David Archuleta, it sounds very much like his recent bangers.

God, she's good.

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

We are at Labour conference, telling members about the impact of the proposed bathroom ban. It would devastate trans people’s lives, create unworkable business challenges, and alienate voters. This would be Labour’s legacy on LGBT+ rights for a generation. But it’s not too late for them to stop it.

On reflection I have decided that hating Five Guys is going to be my entire personality.

Thank you Joel Dommett’s tits for giving us a reason to watch new Drag Race UK this week

Arguing with Spotify for 17 quid after they charged me for an account I'd cancelled feels very déclassé

🚨 The EBU will hold an extraordinary session of the General Assembly in early November, where EBU Members will vote on Israel's participation in #Eurovision 2026. "The Board agreed that this question merited a broader democratic basis for a decision, whereby all Members should be given a voice."

New Mariah album tomorrow, ladies

New Pet Shop Boys remix album! Featuring songs by Noel Gallagher, Primal Scream and Paul Weller. ☹️

All of Hull’s museums are free and you don’t really have to deal with sport too much because all of our teams are quite shoddy so what’s *really* the best city

Just watched the last episode of Acapulco on Apple TV, a very silly and lovely show that apparently nobody has ever seen.

jimmy kimmel (opening monologue on tuesday): so charlie kirk is still dead,

Is it really *that hard* to say that it is totally morally wrong to say to people who have come here legally, worked, paid taxes, built their lives here, contributed to Britain, that they have to fuck off now, rather than "unfunded".

Having a shot for every actor in Thursday Murder Club that has also done Doctor Who. Hammered.

Absolutely Fabulous The Smoking Room Beautiful People Cougar Town 30 Rock Arrested Development Happy Endings Don’t Trust the B Kath & Kim Nighty Night

Quite tempted to buy this clearly AI bollocks advent calendar just to see what actually turns up

I of course welcome the recognition of the state of Palestine. And there won't be a Palestinian state left if government's continue enabling Israel's unfolding genocide. Labour can't credibly support Palestinian statehood whilst also continuing to arm Israel.

Shopping for festive decs.

I’m sorry to be so boring but this weather is fucking criminal

No Absolutely Fabulous. We are losing the ancient texts.

It is very pleasing that the Only Murders episode title card shows the actual time since the start of the episode every time

Congrats to theeee Jade Thirlwall on a DESERVED top three album

It’s publication day for The Glorious Dead, my dark, twisted melodrama on grief, greed, and deceit. Buy it wherever you like. And if you enjoy it, please leave a review on Amazon (even if you don’t buy it there, it helps a lot). Links to buy: geni.us/TheGloriousDead ♥️♠️♦️♣️

King ❤️

Olivia Colman on Amy Poehler’s boring podcast is a JOY

Remember the international response when there was a fire at Notre Dame Cathedral

Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.

Looking forward to this! The boybands series was great. Will be VERY interesting if Kelle can be candid about the Eternal shenanigans.

You know Des'ree's "Life" was written in the 1990s, because these days seeing a ghost would be much less scary than watching the evening news

Doctor Who’s Bang Bus

Do you know somebody named… you know his name

Shot, chaser Young men more likely to vote Green than Reform. Young men second most progressive group of any demographic. Combined right-wing vote barely bigger than Green vote alone for young men

I mean, call me a Loony Lefty if you want, but it *is* starting to look a bit weird arresting disabled pensioners protesting peacefully one day and telling coked up bellends attacking you to “calm down” another day the same month. Obviously, just my opinion. I might have got it wrong.

Watching The Hit List list and learning that these are two different people (?!)

I’m seeing B*Witched’s first full length gig since 2000 in two weeks. What a world.

WHAT A FUCKING SONG

Post holiday weigh-in.