Back in the UK and all I can think about is the Bjork swan dress bauble I saw in Reykjavík.

Day 2 of the Spice Girls advent calendar is 10% off merch. Scammery never ends!

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL?!?! A*TEENS IN MELODIFESTIVALEN!!!

A*Teens competing in Melodifestivalen. Incredible scenes.

Taxi driver is playing a CD of pan pipe renditions of popular classics like Circle of Life and Earth Song 🙃

Last year his estate donated the royalties for Last Christmas to his charity that offers funding for LGBTQIA+ orgs and they said they'd do it again this year. Listen to it loads!

It’s snowing in Reykjavìk. The Christmas music is ON.

Cannot relate

I am once again thinking about Cher’s author bio.

Finally a decent Black Friday email

Also Keir should reflect on why he and other Labour politicians are broadly not welcome at any pride event

Good news: With Every Heartbeat is still fucking incredible.

Happy Doctor Who day. I was once twink-adjacent.

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Deciding what knitwear to pack for a four day trip to Iceland may have been my most difficult challenge to date.

Screaming at the actual official BBC Doctor Who Jackie Tyler Christmas mug

This is absolutely wild.

To fix a problem that doesn't exist, British businesses now have to decide between getting sued by a local bigot funded by JK Rowling, or getting sued by a trans or GNC person and possibly ending up in front of the European Court of Human Rights. They must really love the Labour goverment right now.

This was an actual BBC graphic at the time, by the by. Not a send-up.

What an absolutely dreadful series of Drag Race UK we are having! It comes to us all in the end, I suppose

Tbf Charlotte absolutely would do this

I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.

Bloody hell I actually got tickets

En Vogue having member drama. At least there are some things you can still rely on.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Very here for this.

Putting humans in two decades-long limbo is the sign of a government that has completely lost its moral compass, but how many other Labour MPs will have the courage to say “not in my name”?

Essential pre-Christmas tradition 1:

When Tommy Robinson is celebrating your policies it is time to take a long hard look in the mirror and then quit politics forever.

less than six months to the May elections lads

No, I'd say it's racists and those pandering to them.

Happy 80th birthday dear Frida ❤️ #abba #frida #annifrid 📸 Andy Wetson

Extremely pleasing forecast for the day we arrive in Reykjavik

The BBC will launch 'The War Between the Land and the Sea' on iPlayer and BBC One on 7 December 2025. cultbox.co.uk/news/premier...

Big fan of this new, very camp, Girls Aloud festive music video.

We’re going to need a bigger little treat

If you have to use the NHS for anything more complicated than a cold, you'll know that the management side of it has fallen apart and it's entirely because of this pathetic "cut the bureacracy!"

ROBYN IS HERE

Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down

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Obsessed with APPLETON reuniting for Mighty Hoopla. Iconic.

Billie Piper announced as the new BBC Director General but we've got to wait until next Christmas to find out why.

NEW ROBYN IS COMING

I love the TOTP repeats because you have Celena from the Honeyz singing live and Courtney Love miming a Hole song in the same episode.

BBC2 are showing an Eternal special later, which you are allowed to watch Casualty-style, with your fingers over your eyes to hide the grim bits.

"Life changing policies" 1. You'll be poorer 2. Or destitute or dead, if you're disabled 3. If you're already poor, we're upping the likelihood that your kid will die 4. We're arresting your gran for terrorism, if she survived winter 5. Make Britain racist & queerphobic again! 6. Ban the trans

This Smash Hits poll top 10 for 1988’s Most Very Horrible Thing is amazing.