Bloody hell, the HITS

Robyn is here

Came to the pub to eat pizza over a bottle of wine and discuss how we’re going to be really super healthy after this.

reading this felt like falling down an escher staircase

I mean, this was obviously the intention but what actually happened is a load of nerds took videos of their feet and uploaded those instead

A brief reminder that Jenni Murray dedicated the last almost decade of her life to anti-trans activism, including working alongside Sex Matters on a campaign, and so should be remembered with that full context of who she was considered.

How the fuck do you have a reporter free news room?

I am going to a musical tonight and it’s almost THREE bastard hours long. I’m sorry but sometimes the arts do not deserve to be supported.

Took them literally billions of dollars to figure out no one wanted this.

A new golden age of television is upon us: the UK’s best dreadful lifestyle TV shows - Batch from Scratch (Stacey Solomon’s husband), Sort Your Life Out (Stacey Solomon), The Hotel Inspector (the Hotel Inspector) and Rich Holiday, Poor Holiday (him from Queer as Folk) - all airing in a single week

I am accidentally having an evening out in Manchester on St Patrick’s Day

I think it's perfectly possible to understand the UK's backsliding on LGBTQ+ rights without needing to specifically talk about and emphasise Muslim countries. Just seems like you're actually wanting to say something else.

Incredible question. spectator.com/article/dear...

This is about WES STREETING. Delulu.

And yet every time you see a picture of the same 23 terfs looking miserable in a field somewhere, we're told they're the majority opinion

We need some sort of intervention to prevent Robyn from re-recording her own material

#DragRaceUK vs The World delivering the most deranged, upside down judging choices any franchise has endured this evening!

Smoggie Queens Series 2 is coming to TV this spring. Click through for some first look images... www.comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/1037/...

Doing homophobia as activism again, are we

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

The best thing BlueSky can do is introduce that close friends feature that drove Elon insane because he wasn’t invited to them

Shabana Mahmood to announce today that all International Women are to be deported as we only support National Women round here

Happy Friday! My 'Duets' mini album is out worldwide now! Stream / download from orcd.co/blblduets CD US only: brightlightx2.bigcartel.com CD Rest of World: store.brightlightx2.com

"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?

The 19 year old (!) Danish version of Alphabeat’s debut album is on streaming for the first time. Ocean Blue is still a banger.

Cardiff council are taking down the Ianto Torchwood shrine after 17 years. Sad that no-one will have to explain to horrified tourists that it’s actually a monument to John Barrowman’s fictional bisexual boyfriend who was murdered by tri-headed aliens who got high on the pheromones of children.

“Do you want anoth-“ *Celine Dion’s I’m Alive plays* “I’ll get the bottle”

"Everything is politics...You don't get to make art in a fascist state" CMAT delivering, mar is gnách. 👏 (Same goes for sport btw) #Speirgorm

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

Funny how the race rioters had "legitimate concerns" and should be listened to, yet Starmer sees a left wing party winning an election as "divisive" and "sectarian".

I think what we're seeing today is how Keir Starmer handles the pressure of defeat, and it appears he does it by spectacularly shitting the bed.

The funniest thing would be if the Labour Party also got arrested today

What a priiiiiick

The transphobes lost their deposit 😂😂😂

In the wake of this result, it's time for everyone to join the war on drugs on the side of drugs

Labour's swing toward racism is perhaps the biggest unforced error in British political history; burnt their base to ashes and won them not a single vote on the right.

Introducing Hannah Spencer MP 💚

🚨🚨🚨 NEW HOTEL INSPECTOR TONIGHT 🚨🚨🚨

Icarus at 300ft

“they’re making us look bad by wilfully and deliberately talking about issues that matter to the electorate”

Love to be schooled about marketing and branding by a woman who’s most recent album FLOPPED due to her terminally onlinery

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Oh my God are you middle class and on bluesky should we throw a party should we have picky bits should we invite The Rest is Politics

Discogs, I assure you I did not miss you trying to flog me a flop vinyl for £200

Sorry son I didn’t buy enough prayers for grandma on the Gwen Stefani app and now she’s in Hell :(

Gorillaz are back so time to resurrect the greatest of all music tweets. We're all out here tryna be The Quietus and she just walks up and zeroes in on the essence.