A man just got on the bus in a fucking winter coat and shut the windows to “stop the draft”. Someone is going to end his life.

That new Maureen Lipman musical is on seat filler websites for £15. J’lol.

Even the weather said ‘I am NOT going to Hull’ :(

Ooh the gays are FERAL this week, aren't they?

Technically, they’re Remains now.

So extraordinarily telling in how morally abject this response is. For Starmer, crushing the left & shoring up factional power within Labour was worth more than Palestinian children whose lives he can write with a cheap gag & a chuckle

Just remembered this classic tweet.

I just went outside and omg don’t go out there

"These are not small side-issues. They directly affect the lives of millions. Brits who, say, are married to someone on a visa route, or have trans family, will also be impacted" This is the bit that seems to have escaped the notice of the journo today dismissing people's anger as "pet" issues

number of carly rae jepsen albums released during keir starmer's premiership: 0 number of carly rae jepsen albums announced as soon as he resigned: 2 really makes you think

Brexit is not the main reason Starmer has failed. He’s failed because he told a large section of his core voters to fuck off, in words and with his vile authoritarian right wing actions

"Six years ago, I inherited a Labour party that was politically, financially and morally bankrupt". Fuck offfffffffffff

can't wait for the day after Father's Day where we get to eat the leftover dads

Keir Starmer in a desperate bid to appeal to the average brit by announcing on a Saturday night he's sick of it and doesn't want to go into work on Monday

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Having to deal with a child in the pub that is obstructing my view of the happiest golden retriever I have ever seen

"A rare moment to feel optimistic" the new "nice, isn't it, the quiet"

The constituents of Makerfield, a place nobody had even heard of a month ago

Wish I had the schedule of the man that had time to openly wank at a urinal in Soho at 1.30pm on a Thursday.

I’ve spent 4 days in Lisbon and my calves feel like watermelons. HILLS.

This is one of those parodies of what people from London think Yorkshire is like

this is my favourite insult of 2026

Listening to my stupidest playlist on the beach

sending this as an example of online abuse so Kier steps up and blocks Excel in the UK

Govt telling young people it's not safe for them to access the app the govt uses for all its online communication so they have no choice but to be restricted from seeing it? What message is that sending exactly? You're admitting Twitter is dangerously unregulated but also condoning it by using it?

Don’t ban kids using YouTube. Make YouTube behave like a broadcaster. Pay creators. Reinvest in the creative industries. Pay fair tax back into creators’ economies. Follow guidelines on fair usage and copyright. Play fair. It’s bigger than TV now. Make it behave like TV.

Banning kids from social media is the same vein as putting a curfew in for women when there’s a male attacker out there. It’s easier to legislate the victim than fix the problem

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Carly Rae Jepsen Party for One Luton Airport nownownow

Hard-working big-city businesswoman who goes home to her small town and rediscovers the magic of Christmas.

Heard the Doctor Who theme and felt a bit sad :(((

We don't half know how to crack down on protests when it suits us

Sorry but hate presenting this as “ooh this is the scary future under reform” like this isn’t the Scary Present under Labour. This is not Reform’s Britain, this is Labour’s Britain. Its here its now and laying responsibility explicitly outside of the Actual Current Gov is a major mistake

It’s a pretty weird week when a guy who wants to be a trillionaire is simultaneously getting headlines for the economy-shattering IPO expected Friday and the racist pogroms he is accused of stoking — but these stories are viewed as separate and in no way connected or prescient of the future.

Unsure about banning things generally but when high profile bigots are using a platform to co-ordinate violent race riots (these aren't protests) to hurt others and damage property, the government needs to step in and block access. These people will find other ways but make it harder for them, eh?

Oh, this seems... not good.

This is what a pogrom looks like: men in masks coming to drive you from your home. This is a collective failure of our political and media class because we did not have the courage to say no, and because too many were allowed to embrace this without shame

“Actually, I don’t think this series of Interior Design Masters deserves proper wine glasses” is a sentence I have just uttered.

Your reminder that this is supposed to be the good guy of British centrism, the one who’s our last chance of defeating the far right

Bluesky users be like

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

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If the police are anti-white, then why are Black people seven times more likely to die in police custody? Or why do the predominantly white police force always look the other way whenever there’s a far-right rally taking place, compared to a pro-Palestine protest?

CYCLE OF HATE and then the pic is this

Red Wall discourse has so clouded Labour’s mind that they’re sleepwalking into doing to university towns what Thatcher did to mining towns

June 1st

I am the only gay to have gone to Mighty Hoopla