It’s wild that for all of their political posturing the Pet Shop Boys resolutely don’t give a fuck about transphobia

That dog though

Thinking about seeing Robyn in Berlin as 1) it’s the day before my birthday and more importantly 2) I won’t have to go to the Co-Op Manchester

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers

It seems even more unlikely that Wes Streeting will ever be Labour leader or PM now and I think that's worth taking a minute to appreciate

Why does absolutely everyone have a rancid cold? Bring back LOCKDOWN

Just leaving this here www.thenational.scot/news/2545164...

Apple Music auto playing Kylie every single time, regardless of what I’ve just been listening to

What absolutely devastating news about Catherine O’Hara. I know there was so much more to her than Moira Rose, but god the heart she injected into that role. Perfection.

Haven’t heard Stephen from the Traitors say the word ‘turret’ in days and I wither inside a little more with each passing hour

I'm sorry, but the reaction to Brianna Ghey being murdered by people she knew offline *because she was transgender* becoming 'we should stop teenagers from being on social media' rather than 'we should deal with the recent horrifying rise of transphobia in the UK' is unbelievably fucking bullshit.

Reminder that British journalists have a weird fetish for Harry Potter because it's a fantasy world where nobody mentions how fucking weird it is that everybody was privately educated in just five schools

I’m sorry I just don’t want Nigella to have to be that close to Paul Hollywood for days on end

Assuming the musical number at the end of Jane McDonald’s Brazil episode is this and will be switching it off 5 minutes before the end in case I’m wrong.

Booked a holiday as a little treat

what if the teenagers who steal phones on bikes aren’t doing it for money, they’re just trying to heal society. since an increase in phone theft we all get a 5 minute screen break while walking down a road and i think that’s beautiful

one of the best things ever

The Traitors Unwrapped reminding me of the 2005 era Doctor Who CGI fire they kept unconvincingly deploying for no reason

Now that’s what I call TELEVISION

Please I beg

Saying ‘fateful’ instead of ‘faithful’ should be an automatic execution. Just a giant anvil drops on your head mid-VT.

What a headline, an amazing summary

I know in the long list of egregious things it is quite low, but American food vloggers pronouncing herbs as ‘erbs. DEATH.

The Labour Party:

If I were in a whodunnit I would simply not say “over my dead body” before retiring for the evening

Kirstie Allsopp is defending trans people again

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

you mean when keir starmer said these ppl have 'legitimate concerns' and went and gave several speeches saying they were right he was failing to address that it's racism? wow. i wonder how much this study cost. nice work if you can get it ig.

Apple Music just shuffled from Rockabye to Being Boring. Int pop music brilliant?

Need this but in a Hull accent

A new Appleton single in 2026. What a world.

It’s a terrible day in the world but you are a vigilante goose

Paid the gay tax and bought Mighty Hoopla tickets

Conchita Wurst steps back from #Eurovision, the year 🇦🇹 is hosting again: ‘My connection to the ESC remains - as part of my history, not as the place for my next steps.’ The singer who dedicated her 2014 win to ‘everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom’ has left the contest behind.

I know things are bad but at least people don’t say ‘nom’ any more

Booing the losers at Kings Cross queuing for the Harry Potter thing, as is customary

Finally picked up @sachacoward.bsky.social by the decorative penises at the Southbank Centre

Why is Charlotte Church not on TV every week? I love her

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

I think Usher really deserves credit for using the word 'umpteen' in the lyrics to Burn.

2023: leftists calling me"keith slugmer" is a hate crime 2026: because of freedom of speech, it is imperative i stay on the nazi kiddy porn app

Oh, what we almost had

9 tracks on the Robyn album. One was written as a scrapped follow up to Body Talk and one is a re-recording of a VERY good album track from 2002. So, she’s written less than one song a year since Honey. Leisurely Queen!

What a song

Jane McDonald travel docs are BACK and MORE IMPORTANTLY so are the music performances for absolutely no reason

Microsoft Authenticator is making me authenticate using Microsoft Authenticator so that I can log in to Microsoft Authenticator.