How is your post immediately followed by a dust storm warning?!?

i mean this is a correct application of the rules as they exist but i don't think i've ever once seen a second yellow for diving without var intervening.

lol leaving the refs mic up as the players start protesting

morocco the only quarter finalists to fail to score in the round

is it the spots where the sprinklers pop up that look kind of bleached?

gonna be honest, if it's England vs Argentina, I want England to win via the most unfair means possible. I want Argentina's goals disallowed via a VAR decision that baffles everyone. I want Harry Kane to give a Shakespearean performance upon being lightly tapped by a defender.

welcome to the Age of Diarrhea

There are many things Matterface would like to say.... And he's written them all down the night before and will spend the whole match ham-fistedly trying to insert his shitty puns and quips into his commentary.

NO MORE - dashare.zone ADMIN

a very special boy

Beautiful @ptfen.bsky.social @kennystew.art

A BIG SUCK-IN OF AIR FROM SIR DAVID BECKHAM 🫡

Senne Lammens:

Well I’ve spent the whole of #NorEng drawing the three English lions on a tote bag, time well spent even if we don’t win

Shrek 5 (2027)

just one more time: *the police choose which laws they enforce*

that's lauren james's brother

the "mix-a" is silent

actual lol at saka kicking the spare ball off the cone to delay the throw in

INFANTINO MUST RESIGN

always wondered if this had ever happened in a game, and now it definitely has

Norway pay their female international players the same amount as their male players and have done since 2017.

Yep

Makes a change for England tbh

I've got the windows wide open and can suddenly smell a lot of smoke coming from somewhere - is this it?! Anyone else? (It's not in my building, we have fire and heat alarms a-gogo.) www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...

the problem with pausa on thatcher's grave is that you eventually run out of hidratacion

Just realised who Gianni Infantino reminds me of

Realised the other day that Gianni Infantino looks like if you yassified Sloth from the Goonies

when people are suggesting what I should have with my chicken korma

Andy Burnham is a secret policeman from the police

Haaland is going to absolutely demolish Stones isn't he

nice, france

"Did you know there's a man inside the Binface costume?!!" is the silliest establishment crash-out since "Hannah Spencer said we shouldn't be drunk at work"

Espressing fury that the millions of people a politician hurt might be happy they died is, whether they want to admit it to themselves or not, a function of the British establishment's absolutely immovable, implacable ideological belief that only some people are real.

"you won't see kevin de bruyne in another world cup, unless" can I just stop you there steve

Teach the children well, or whatever ODB said.

courtois last seen getting shoved in the back of a royal mail van

"what are you doing thibaut, we have hydration break in two minutes"

at last, the match is underway

here comes big rom

Underhated thing about this world cup is jow many 'fans' are always twatting about in the stands because they'd rather go get food than watch the match they paid a grand for.