you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

every single person who spent the week flapping their gums about poor old Maccabi Tel Aviv fans should be dismissed and forced to work doing road sweeping or making wicker baskets

Absolutely stamping on the rake at this point

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... a lovely little article that mysteriously misses out my 3 favourite words: "join a union"

The petty bitchbin me is really enjoying the fact checking on Robert Jenricks stupid football claims

All eggs (actual bird eggs) in literature are fucking abject and weird but thats ok if you lean into it

Over the last few fays I've got up close to a harmonium and a ferret, and now I really want my own. Of both.

lol it’s this guy

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

I feel like Mississippi Police covering up what was an obvious random lynching in the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination should PROBABLY be getting more news coverage...

#Handsworth could teach @RobertJenrick how to live in a global society. #BenjaminZephaniah - spirit of #Birmingham - said "Handsworth for me is...where I learnt all my skills, my communication skills, my hustling skills, my poetic skills, everything."

[Hears about a film on the Internet] ... [Looks it up ] Aw shit, it's about a cop.

Stop adding me to your Tropic skincare seller facebook group 2025 challenge

Look at these fucks who all of a sudden know what a proscribed organisation is

Absolutely heinous.

And this, my friends, is why I have always hated lunchtime

Listening to Closing Time by Tom Waits while toiling away at my sewing machine as a storm vlows outside, the wheel of the year has turned and Indoor Hobbies are back baybay

Fire up ChatGPT, for I wish to behold a fair virgin onscreen

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... arms manufacturer TERF is a new level of hideous TERF

Ok but if they do a second season there's still time. Sad to say I now also offer critical support to eyeball monster

Sensing Starmer's departure, and aware his performative hatred of trans people has fatally harmed his own ambition to become PM, he utters some warm words - and commits less than £3 per person to tackle the problem his bigotry helped to create. www.independent.co.uk/news/health/...

What is Wes Streeting DOING banging at the door saying "please let me in, I actually think trans people are ok and I like Palestinians now" don't let him in

Weirdos

All of the passenger assistance people at Kings Cross station are the soundest people ever, without fail 🚂

I can’t believe I have been victim of a smear campaign, says person working for a smear campaign

Every now and then i remember having the longest most stupid argument with some "radical" leftist media bros whose names you all know about why this guy wasn't, actually, a working class hero and I'm sorry but i was right

Tbh i don't think we can afford all these prime ministers pensions when the average term is becoming less than 2 years.

"I want to dedicate this next one to an absolute piece of shit of a human being. The pronouns? Was/were. Because if you talk shit, you will get banged! Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk, you piece of shit." 💅🏻 🥂 🎉 Absolutely incredible pure king shit

Can't believe we've had to bring "Bullshit! Come off it! The enemy is profit!" back in twenty twenty five

Just Kier Starmer saying "no surrender" in the context of... far right british flag waving? Has he ever said anything good ever

Darryl in the bin please

Time to call that woman who restored the Jesus fresco in Spain

I have the words "Bertie Ahern" flying around my brain like a musical earworm and i think I may be unwell

“I’m a writer who works alone and I need AI so I can brainstorm and come up with ideas.” My brother in christ the news is right there. RIGHT THERE. Free shit falling out of the sky, nonstop.

I look forward to dictionaries incorporating the BBC's new definition of "banned", meaning "freely available in another room if you want it"

Protesters were reading the names of all children aged 0-6 killed in Gaza outside the Scottish Parliament today. They expected it would taken 10 hours to get through the full list.

I’ll say it again: no one’s trying to make your kids trans or non-binary or gay. We’re trying to keep your trans or non-binary or gay kid alive, because we know (unlike certain howling straight people) exactly what it was like.

Really moving and powerful day with @magscotland.bsky.social bringing 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿children’s kites to Holyrood to commemorate the thousands of 🇵🇸 children murdered so far. We came together with love to call for peace and justice. Free Palestine ✊🏽

I'm not sure the supporters of For Women Scotland are that smart.

Urge to go float about in the pool and steam room vs urge to lie very still at home. Secret third option: jigsaw puzzle. I take a very long time to reset my nerves after a bit of stress. Too wired to nap, too exhausted to move

Outstanding news that should be shared.

Imagine having such contempt for trans people that your hate group thinks its a good idea to make Mothers Against Genocide get up amd move put of your way while they're in the middle of reading the names of murdered Gazan children. Today, outside Holyrood. Bunch of wankers.

Nice 🍉

"Prophetic" oh baby

This whole site is full of perverts stanning the Alien: Earth eyeball guy and I have to log off.

El capítulo de 'Alien: Earth' de esta semana. 🔥

I'd say I told you so but it was always going to happen wasn't it?

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

I only went to one (1) night at Supersonic Festival but it was INCREDIBLE and was the perfect way to say goodbye to summer and embrace the spooky autumn vibes. Also, @anomiegeog.bsky.social @notasentence.bsky.social and @staggerlee68.bsky.social and I+L are lovely gig buddies ❤️

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... note this cis man did not need to pretend to be trans to place a hidden camera in the toilets