Recent Commissions! Weird round dinosaurs inspired by cattle painting :3

Scotty diligently marking in red the places on board the Enterprise where he has hidden bottles of booze

My Grey Hunters for my Wolfspear army #Warhammer

I suppose it’s useful that every few days a Reform politician will slither out and hiss something like ‘we would make it so you’ll be fined for owning an unpatriotic car’ or some shit, lets us dispense with the idea that anyone who ends up voting for them is anything other than a massive wanker.

No YOU stayed up way too late painting and watching the Fallout series. Anyway, I painted that custom techmarine. (8th mini of 2026)

Something, something, hammer time. (7th mini painted in 2026)

Watching 20,00 Leagues Under the Sea because it’s apparently a night to watch movies over 70 years old.

The R stands for ‘robot’ (probably).

Could there be a worse time in history to release this

I said I would pop up some images of the communicator(?) backpack variant released in Rogue Trader. These are fairly hard to get now and I’m not entirely sure how long this was around for since I have seen exactly one of them in the flesh. And it’s this one. @erstwhilemuse.bsky.social

Playing more Satisfactory because what else is Valentine's Day for? www.twitch.tv/snipeandwib

I finally got ahold of the bases I was after so say hello to a maniple of Rogue Trader robots which is the current project I’m ignoring all my other projects for. They are adorably goofy. I love them.

Finished a test Golden Lion. Mine isn’t gold but then neither are the official ones so it’s probably fine. 5th mini finished of 2026.

This week's short is looking at the original Saturnine Terminator from 1988 (that wasn't actually a Saturnine until it kinda was). youtube.com/shorts/AYULY...

@longfang.bsky.social and I are looking at more old Battletech Technical Readout books. Come and witness how much we don't know about Battletech. www.twitch.tv/snipeandwib

Immortal Empire Posting

HOLY CRAP THEY MOVED WCW OUT OF USA I did not think this would happen, but I am overjoyed it did.

I love how good news for the Lamenters is: they’re not all dead and might not get eaten by tyranids for a while.

My Lamenters might need some more techmarines if I want to use a lot of their stuff in 1st edition, so I thought I’d make an extra one from a techmarine biker torso I had knocking around and some spare bits. Looks messy now but I’m trusting the process.

The Necron Warrior short from less than a week ago has 428,000 views, which means it's officially the most viewed thing on the channel now, passing the oldschool marine mini video that's had 7 years to get to 400k. So... yeah... that's neat.

A new theory video is now live! Now because the YouTube algorithm still, for whatever reason, hates us, every view, like, comment, share & use of the hype function on the YT mobile app will help us out loads! Support real creators! www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_7O...

So Hasbro has announced it's gonna do some Harry Potter toys and I can only hope that those flop with a thud as loud as their Tron Haslab or those Dungeons and Dragons movie action figures that still litter shops even after heavy discounts.

Pictured is me waiting for the bases to be delivered for a project so I can start painting. It says they're due on Thursday but I want them nooooow.

Just popped up a compilation of the last 10 shorts for those of you who prefer to watch shorts in a more longform way. Or just hate using the YouTube shorts feed. Either is fair. youtu.be/UgQXu2Mp_mk

I really like those new Red Corsairs, although this guy is a highlight on account of him having obviously surrendered to the intrusive voice, and taken a bite out of his tilt shield.

Kids can't hang out in parks. They can't hang out at the mall. They don't have 3rd spaces because no one wants kids around and then we are surprised when they rely on SM for connection. If you take that away, what do they have left?

Little cosmic tech Rogue Trader Space Marine, ya know, just for fun.

The klaxon that only I can hear has sounded. It's time for me to start a new Satisfactory run. Be afraid. www.twitch.tv/snipeandwib

Anyone order a ‘strapped femme’?

So I am happy to report that 'containing a vaguely scrotal miniature' is not, in fact, a requirement for our future shorts to do well. Today's is currently performing even better. Which is good, since I only had one vaguely scrotal miniature.

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

Just imagining them getting mad at a fine art museum “Well why did you paint a pipe just to say it’s not a pipe!?”

As a generally anxious person I have not been able to pay too close attention to the increased comments on the recent videos, but sometimes you see a comment by someone you just can't help but prod.

Reject Harry Potter. Read Discworld.

"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants" No you don't. If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.

New short! This time we're looking at one of those Necron Warriors with the clear green plastic rods in their guns. youtube.com/shorts/rAvGL...

For reasons we cannot explain, @longfang.bsky.social and I are looking through some old FASA Battletech books to critique the mechs. Despite knowing very little about Battletech. It'll be terrible, come join us. www.twitch.tv/snipeandwib

As part of looking into something I've stumbled on to a forum thread from 2011 that is driving me slightly mad. Battletech fans getting upset because Slocombe's Warbots from Citadel were aping Battletech designs in 1987. Battletech. A game that has never stolen any designs ever, honest.

imagine getting so thoroughly bodied by the Beano like this

So judging from the responses on this it looks like a Gunpla video is something that wouldn't be badly received. I shall ruminate upon this.

If you were wondering if I was still working on the Warzone video, well here’s 500 points of Golden Lions I’ve just started painting. They’re normally red but since Warzone has a bit of an issue with too many factions being either blue or red, I decided to make mine purple.

Just popped a poll up on the channel about *possibly* doing a Gunpla video and wanting to gauge interest. www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxkbe...

there have been many, many more egregious and awful bans on this website but this is perhaps the stupidest just from like, a business perspective

My go-to unreasonably long titled song has long been: ‘They Provide the Paint for the Picture-Perfect Masterpiece that you will Paint on the Insides of your Eyelids’ by the Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution. youtu.be/PqgKEMI8PoY?...

🔨New Codex Compliant!🔨 For the first CC of 2026 let's ask a very important question: What was the first actual warhammer in all of Warhammer 40k? Featuring the voice of @sallywargaming.bsky.social youtu.be/jhUmZkZ43aQ

So here a thing: if you have Rogue Trader mini that doesn't have a modern equivalent and was based on a 40mm square base, how should it be based if you want it to look modern? A 40mm round base is the obvious choice, but that's actually quite a bit smaller in surface area than the original.

Thinking about just using this when the 90th person in my comments tells me I missed the chance to make an 'obvious joke' in a video.

Gave a quick paint job to this pair I picked up at Wargames Foundry during Bring Out Your Lead last year. Their name is ‘Slopo’ apparently, and they’re mini number 4 for 2026.

Gork and Mork #art #warhammer