Look at the curtains. They're starting a war from the drama room at school.

This reminds me of the advert that suggested you might want to read Lord of the Rings in order to help you appreciate The Rings of Power when it came on Amazon prime.

Im.currently 6,000 words into the script for a podcast bonus episode on how games workshop developed the process of getting people into wargammer, and, as is ever the way, ive had an idea for the next one of these: the relationship between the development of warhammer and the World of Darkness.

You are now forced to have the same job as the main character in the last book you read. What is the job? Vampire, assassin. @annodracula.bsky.social 's Unicorn Ivory. Proving the school careers advisor wrong finally.

Is there a commonly used term for the late 80s deep boxes that a lot of the plastic infantry kits came in?

i was watching @arbitorian.bsky.social new video on the primarchs tod!ay, and thinking about his discomfort with 30k stuff breaking through into 40k, and it suddebtly came to me what it reminded me of: the relationship between Dark Ages: Vampire and Vampire the Masquerade. Initially two disntinct..

Project idea number 1 for the new year. A Cauldron warband that is just these three early citadel trolls, painted in the style of the Troll from the Billy Goats Gruff book i had when i was about three.

192 models painted this year. The most ive ever done, but lots of it done against the clock for turnipcon or Bring Out Your Lead or similar. The plan for next year is to paint less and to try and enjoy the creativity a bit more. Still pleased with my work though.

Not Kyle Reese but Kyrie Reese.

i watched this with my daughter today and it was sucg a compelling piece of emergent story telling from a kids game....That happens to be longer than most Hollywood films.

In all of Talking Miniatures, this is my favourite bit. I love that GW people were obsessed with Airfix from their youths in the way people are obsessed with warhammer, and that the people from Airfix would barely remember models like GW people barely remember things people are obsessed with today.

"The Fast and the Fuerta Sacra-ious"

I have just read this and it was superb. Sex cults (complimentary), future museums, America, strange carnivorous beasts, Pan-like dream creatures, visions, and evil, evil mayors.

I got this for christmas, and was delighted. Some wonderful subtle world building in a post collapse America linked to the ideas of 19th century American utopian sects (like the one in Killed By Lightning) Would recommend to the Dark Future heads out there.

Can't get enough of me narrating things? Here i am on @pseudopod.org doing a classic ghost story. The podcast was a big inspiration for how i do my show and is an excellent listen.

If there was a new Christmas song as horny as Santa Baby, accounting for inflation it’d be called like I Need Santa to Crush My Skull With His Sleigh

Bleddy love this. Just make up your rituals- do what feels right. Dont pretend you didnt come up with it all just now. Steal from the Welsh.

Episode 64 of my podcast of readings and analysis of the late 80s and early 90s Warhammer fiction is now up - This month we head deep into the forest with Genevieve in Kim Newman's Unicorn Ivory open.spotify.com/episode/3AtK... Something scary for the Christmas drive perhaps?

My original idea for a podcast was that id follow the history of late 80s GW using the white dwarf letters page because they were so full of rage. Here's a classic of the genre, from the era of the Ansell take over, of Marc Gascoigne telling a customer he's a stupid idiot.

Have you drawn the art of a guy stealing a ratman's purse to advertise our Oxford based roleplaying game shop in the September 86 issue of White Dwarf? Sure did boss, real fucking sexy, just like you asked.

For anyone who may be hastily returning certain books they bought as Christmas presents, here's a thread of excellent children's books I highly recommend you buy instead: Loki A Bad God's Guide To Being Good by Louie Stowell Funny, chaotic and a little bit naughty okay, a lot naughty

On the seventh anniversary of THIS image, here's a funny story about the elephants, Naomi Wolf and the absurdity of online nostalgia.

Jordan has a text interview on his patreon with Ferring which is pretty useful gor understanding Konrad. The Konrad Christmas (Konrad Kristmas?) story will have to be read on the podcast. Which will teach me to post about how far along i think i am with the podcast..

Juat finished recording the last Genevieve Undead story, and so have passed over into "more than half way done"bit of recording all the Games Workshop books. (Im not half way done with the actual podcast though as theres still quite a lot of scattered fiction to pick up.)

Honestly looking forward to living in Mad Max world now. Its going to be better than this.

Girlboss Shelob. Is that anything?

People dont like Warhammer Fantasy that much. I mean, a quarter of a mil is a lot, but not what they imagined.

I am interviewed in this edition of the Scarred for Life podcast. I discuss media which gave me nightmares as a child - including this issue of Batman, a BBC radio HG Wells serial and the Macra on Doctor Who. pod.link/1706291698/e...

A new report on dietary findings in a select area of Pompeii likely inhabited by enslaved people came out in Scavi di Pompei. Many newspapers are now running w/a headline about Roman slaves “eating better” than free Romans. pompeiisites.org/e-journal-de... Let’s discuss why this is problematic

Episode 63 of my podcast of readings and analysis of the late 80s and early 90s Warhammer fiction is now up - This month we hit the highway with three short stories from the Dark Future anthology Route 666 open.spotify.com/episode/4pCd...

I made a few issues of very tiny White Dwarf magazine so my Imperial Guards have something to read. If you take care of your soldiers they fight better.

School's getting inspected so the release of next episode might be slightly delayed.

This magazine is great and very much deservrs backing.

GW has had some hit and miss board games in the past but this one has stood the test of time (laminate the car record sheets and use a dry wipe marker for damage though...). It's even better if you paint a few cars and build a 3D town to fight around. #nerdlings #tabletopgames #GW #boardgames

Getting an outro ready for an episode on Dark Future short stories. There wasnt that much material for them to work with, so i think this handful of colour images from white dwarf and the rules are all quite influential

Would suit a warhammer person who would like to know what it would be like to actually live in one of those L shaped ruins.

Here's something really neat: @jamestkelly.bsky.social wrote an article using my Lamenters Battlecry video as a springboard to talk about misinformation. It says nice things about me so it must be correct! jamestkelly.com/what-toy-sol...

After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.

Doing a reading of a mid 19th century ghost story set in Cornwall that has all the Cornish people saying "ye" to each to each other because they guess what Cornish people might say

Saying that you can become a wizard of many colours is the wizard equivalent of spending your life savings on NFTs.

The answer is of course that the unseelie are open source whilst the seelie ruthlessly pursue copyright infringement.

Has there ever been an underwater skirmish game? You cant fall, you can sink, you can run out of air.

Brilliant bit of academic writing on a 1980s ttrpg

I think a lot of this comes from the fact that D&D iwasnsometging it was possible to become conceptually excited about from about the age of 5 but was completely unaccessible in its intended for.....so you get a great hinterland of junk and toys trying to translate its feel to younger kids

I was actually thinking of getting onenof these but theyll be sold out now. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...