There’s only one Bond I want to see on screen next.

Fine, I will write the next James Bond. INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through EXPLOSION BOND: This film is for grown ups

The govt is considering bringing back PFI-style contracts. 🚨 + that could mean billions of public money going to private companies.💸 The NHS belongs to us all. It's not another profit stream for private companies. ✊ If you agree, add your voice and let politicians know → bit.ly/SignEDNHSCha...

Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.

OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars": ".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great." @variety.com $DIS variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill

You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Finished off a Star Wars Visions inspired building base that had been sitting there for far too long. Japanese building and sci-fi bits from the catalogue plus some scratchbuilt elements 😊 www.oshiromodels.co.uk #oshiromodels #wargaming #nerdlings #starwars

A happy lil’ update on our trans-owned and operated coffee shop and wine bar in Toronto. We’re getting sooooo close to opening! 🥰

Sometimes my phone favourites bring up photos when I looked amazing. This from 2020 is one of them.

Painting by Ernst Fuchs published in OMNI, vol. 7, no. 6 ( March 1985). Awkwardly placed on the page, with the nose in the gutter, but still worth a look.

Woke up at 4am panicking that I didn’t renew car or home insurance this year. Of course I’d done both, in the months they were due. But now I’m awake and can’t get back to sleep. Why are brains like this? 🫩

It really is one of the most beautiful sculptures in the world.

things that arent the future of civilization - chatbots - crypto - robot butlers - cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people things that actually are the future of civilization - free clean energy

T'au polyamory CONFIRMED - Warhammer continues to be full gay and pronouns!

This is basically living in Britain now.

Grr. Used Halfords in store wiper blade finder to make sure I bought the right blades. Picked up the ones it advised, checked with a member of staff. Brought them home and guess what? They don’t fit. Bloody Halfords - always useless.

All my fully painted Aeldari so far!! Lots more to go but most of these have been painted in the last month or two! That's a whole bunch of spelfs! #aeldari #eldar

Clearly these little lads are highlights of last night’s Warhammer reveals

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

The Ron Perlman of big cats, which just makes them even more awesome.

2003-2025 Fuck 🖕 AI Believe in yourself!

Am I petty for finding this sort of ‘splaining really irritating. It’s not a hidden bit of insight.

art by Veronika Kozlova / artstation.com/sleeping_bird www.artstation.com/artwork/4XYrb1

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

I've TWO of these beautiful 'Witch & Hare' original linocuts by my mum, Jo, to give away to my Bluesky followers. The print is from my recently republished book, Help The Witch. All you have to do to enter is repost this story from the book (maybe give it a read too?) www.tom-cox.com/robot-2/

Next time someone gets mad when you say pregnant people and goes “Erm, WOMEN! WOMEN get pregnant.” Go “wow, okay, maybe in your world women aren’t people, but here in civilised society we believe they are.” and watch their brain collapse from the centre like a fucking soufflé.

Gah! I should’ve avoided BlueSky or at least set up mute words. Last nights Celebrity Traitors final already spoiled.

Doing something a bit different tonight on stream and am painting/blushing this tiny doll face ^.^ www.twitch.tv/electriceve

The Spectator are confused. It's not going to be cost free. Billionaires are going to pay more. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

Look at us being #slightlytopical

Ah OK I was prepared to give her the benefit of the doubt, then I was prepared to understand her pain as an artist and urged understanding and giving her a chance to turn back, but now fuck Roisin Murphy

Am I wrong for loving these trousers? Nice or just all kinds of awful?

Forest King. He’s going to be the focus of another scenario for my Robin Hood miniatures game. And what a lovely sculpt he is.

a Paranoia miniatures skirmish game from @modiphius.bsky.social is it? Adapted from the Five Parsecs from Home rules, features solo & co-op rules, big narrative play vibes (as you'd expect) & comes with its own range of 32mm models. Out in January & on order now... modiphius.net/collections/...

labour have looked at the mamdani win and the lesson they've learned is 'he uses social media' and not 'he is kind towards immigrants and trans ppl and wants to help the working class instead of corporate donors'.

It’s time the hunt turns to the second sandwich man on the greasy roll…

So the same as the EHRC and TERFs then.

He’s having great food and drink at a great price, in a lovely and welcoming atmosphere and being shown in his real day-to-day life that the things he fears aren’t real. And yet he still manages to make himself the victim. Go choke on your messy desktop.

Scale 75 paints are amazing. But they taste horrible. How can I continue to lick my brushes in these conditions?

Thanks to Games Workshop for sending me an advance copy of the new Bretonnian Blood Bowl team to paint. I just finished my team, the Rose Revolutionaries. A fairly simple tabletop level but I think they look quite nice :) #WarhammerCommunity #AdWIP #BloodBowl #Bretonnians #TheOldWorld

BREAKING: OpenAI to invest $1trn in new compute so as to be able to calculate accurately how much money it’s losing

First Light on Primrose Lane, 2022, painting by Peak District artist Clare Allan. #WomensArt

Exactly this. I wanted art for my game I was developing, so I bought a drawing tablet, and got started. Is it brilliant? No. Does it set a vibe and allow me to make something fun? Absolutely yes. Do I want to continue stretching myself? Also yes.

Boris Artzybasheff, a Ukrainian illustrator who immigrated to the US in 1919, was known for florid, grotesque explorations of surrealistic anthropomorphism, combining human and machine into fearsome, laboring hulks of metal & flesh. These illustrations are from “Machinalia.” #historyofillustration

My repurposed Simpsons meme joke the other day was in poor form because I didn’t fully research 2000 years of British history before spending 30 seconds making it. Reply guys were quick to explain my many errors. For the record, I apologise.

Vito is just the loveliest guy. I’m in bits hearing him taking to Ellie 😭😭 #strictly

A film you've seen more than 7 times with a gif