Kaisa is a gift

I bet she doesn't

Ugh having no money is insanely stressful isn't it?

Hedgehogs are more closely related to whales than they are to rodents. Is a thing I just learned by looking at phylogeny diagrams at 2am.

I can excuse supplying weapons to a genocide but I draw the line at a trans person using the bathroom in peace. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.

THIS YOU? MASTER THREAD 1. Jeremy Clarkson

BBC: "The UK's first 'super-university', stretching across an entire region, is to be created through the merger of the universities of Kent and Greenwich." The University of the Highlands and Islands: you are like a little baby, watch this

"I have done research on the party and Nigel Farage. Everything he says he will do – he does." But Audrey... he literally hasn't done anything. www.bbc.com/news/article...

In an extremely crowded field, scrapping deminimis allowances might be the single most moronic thing I've seen Trump do in trade policy.

I assume The Herald and BBC will be reporting extensive on this given their frequently stated concerns about freedom of speech in Summerhall lately.

To be clear what happened here. Israel bombed a hospital. They waited for paramedics and first responders to arrive. Then they bombed it again. This is known as the 'double tap'. You are watching unfathomable evil, armed and facilitated by the West.

The hilarious thing about Dean Cain being the face of ICE is him being lauded by the very same right-wing TV grifters that would be having a full screaming tantrum if they cast a half-Japanese Superman today.

Cambridge lexicographers absolutely throwing in the towel when asked to define skibidi: "a word that can have different meanings or no meaning"

Why are bobbit worms so long? Absolutely no need.

It's 50-50 Donnie ends up selling Alaska back to the Russians, right?

Women *aren't* "born with egg-producing equipment." They're born with all the eggs they'll ever have. Another smash hit of a tweet from Joanne the science understander.

Thinking about the Holocaust scholar who was sued and silenced by Rowling because she said Rowling was spreading Holocaust denialism (because she objectively was).

Superman (2025)

This weekend thousands of people in the UK stood up against racists and far-right thugs only to have representatives of a nominally leftwing government support, enable and empower the racists. Why do you not hear the worries of those trying to protect minority rights and liberal democracy?

I know it's far from the worst thing about this but Starmer meeting Trump *at Turnberry* is humiliating. "Oh no Mr Donald sir you mustn't trouble yourself to travel to No 10 or Chequers or even Holyrood, I wouldn't want to interrupt your golfing, I'll come to you."

All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.

Ah, I just learned Tom Lehrer died on Saturday, aged 97. What a genius he was. youtu.be/TjDEsGZLbio?...

This is utterly shameful.

This regime already considers all trans people to be both mentally ill and sexually dangerous. Expect these categories to continue to expand to accommodate anyone else Trump or his lieutenants find inconvenient.

This witless and ill-natured attack is typical of the centrist establishment panic when faced with a popular socialist alternative (see Bernie, AOC, Zohran, Jeremy himself). Caroline or Siân or Jon would never say this. It is not how a Green leader should think or speak.

I'm sorry if you're a professional journalist and you have such poor comprehension that you thought the Corbyn/Sultana party was *named* Your Party you should just hand in your resignation now.

One of my many toxic traits is despite having zero physical evidence for it I truly believe I will outlive the immortal billionaire guy

One of these days a senior politician will actually say something positive about the 10 million people living and working in the UK who happen to have been born abroad, but that day is not today

As a proud member of the Italian diaspora: fuck Christopher Columbus, all my homies hate Christopher Columbus

Play it loud. youtu.be/LQUXuQ6Zd9w?...

A question I wanted answered when I saw Superman was: is the evil white invading military a clear reference to Israel, or are Zionists who say it's about them telling on themselves? Friends, they're telling on themselves.

Yes it's my birthday, that time of year when I say did you know I'm older than Ulysses S. Grant was when he won the Civil War?

I want to make a joke but I genuinely don't think there's anything you could say about this series of tweets that could make them funnier than they already are.

If I had not done any sex crimes and I was privy to the entire body of evidence demonstrating my innocence of said crimes I would probably not refuse to publish it, have a very public meltdown about it and then claim it was written by Hillary Clinton.

Child of Omelas? That’s thinking too small. What if like eight billion people suffered so a few dozen guys could live lives so insane they convinced themselves it’s more likely they’re inside a computer simulation

The daunting intellectual power of AI

The "family values" of a rapist who rips innocent parents from their children and destroys Medicare which pays for 40% of births.

In one hour it will become a crime punishable by up 14 years in prison to express my admiration for Palestine Action. But I won't feel any differently about them than I do now.

I thought Westminster procedure was a shambles (and it is) but what do you mean the House of Representatives took SEVEN HOURS for one vote?

"I actually am here to fuck spiders" - Australian Frodo/Shelob fanfiction

What THE FUCK are they doing letting Kemi play with guns if she's going to be this irresponsible?

"Many are my names in many countries. Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Dwarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten; in the South, Incánus; in the North, Gandalf." Barista: "And how are you spelling that?"

you're telling me a pig mailed this lion?

I don't believe Kid Rock is The Rock's biological son

Compare and contrast.

Peak New Town behaviour