If one of the most annoying white blokes in football gets it, it can’t be that hard. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

- phone appointment from NHS specialist regarding a recent diagnosis that’s causing a lot of anxiety was supposed to happen 45 mins ago and just hasn’t - reported a road traffic accident in the city in which I could’ve been seriously hurt or killed and the met write to say they cba to check cctv

a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert

Do you think anyone ever downloads those stupid mobile games with the king in just to watch him die

Would love to be able to calculate how many calories I’m burning on an hourly basis by resisting the urge to respond “fuck off you cunt” to every big brained sensible I see posting total dross on socials

People say that last year eurovision went in the toilet because of refusing to exclude Israel, but in reality the signs it was in the bin were right there when cha cha cha didn’t win

People reading business and management books on their commute: have you considered getting a life?

We’re asking all MPs to vote against the UCPIP Bill today. The government’s own impact assessment says the cuts will plunge 150,000 people into poverty by the end of this Parliament. This is likely an underestimate. MPs must protect their disabled constituents and vote against this Bill.

The IDF killed three British aid workers last year. The UK refuses to investigate Israel for killing its citizens but will investigate British people for cursing the IDF www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh sorry don’t you like three Belfast lads performing on your screens? Don’t you like them showing you a mirror? Have you pissed your pants? Do you need mummy to change you?

Sacrificing my first born to the loop earplug gods so they are finally satisfied and stop advertising to me

The only culture war I care about is the fact it’s nearly the end of June and no one has yet dropped Sound of the Summer 2025

My statement on the government's absurd and authoritarian proposal to proscribe Palestine Action.

Worth stating that both Lammy and Cooper are both members of LFOI and receive backhanders from them that line their own pockets. What they’ve said today is essentially acting on behalf of a foreign power which amounts to corruption. This needs to be called out.

Some facts that are worth endlessly repeating: - Iran has no nuclear weapons and adheres to it’s responsibilities such as inspections - Israel has nuclear weapons and doesn’t allow inspections and does not adhere to international laws on anti nuclear proliferation

If your democracy is built on the backs of the death and suffering of ordinary people out of sight and out of mind, it is worthless

Its a uniparty death cult. They would rather see the world turned to ash than progress not under their control.

And why, pray tell dear leader, is that situation volatile? Would you like to comment on that? Of course you wouldn’t you spineless piece of shit. I hope you enjoy your backhanders from LFOI. I hope you choke on them.

Iraq and Afghanistan playbook. If you want to know the real experience of people in Iran, speak to Iranians. This guy knows fucking nothing and nor do the no doubt countless brain wormed talking heads after him who bang the drums of war

The way the establishment is trying to take this man down is the exact same playbook we saw with Corbyn and Sanders; The weaponisation of language that sullies the memory of millions systematically murdered by the nazis. Don’t let them fool you again.

Stating it now unequivocally: if war is on the table, I don’t support it. I don’t co-sign it. My allegiance is with the people of Iran, of Palestine, of Lebanon and the Middle East who I have more in common with than the British government. Call me a traitor. I do not give a single fuck.

The public can tell whether throwing paint is terrorism or not. That’s why quivering pink perma-raging cranks like this guy are required in our society, to help ensure as many of us as possible do not understand the most basic concepts.

Fuck you Keir Starmer. I hope you rot. It seems your father was, indeed, a tool maker.

Keir Starmer wants you to believe that 3 lads from West Belfast playing a festival are more of a concern than the US and its puppet state unprompted waging war with Iran. Think about that for a second. Then be fucking angry.

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

Eat your greens so you can be tall enough to reach the pegasus crossing button without the aid of a horse.

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

This weather is trip hop coded. I will not elaborate further.

A man shouted Britain First as he shot an MP dead and Britain First are not proscribed.

In an era of heatwaves, the UK needs to normalise gazpacho soup. It should be as readily available in every shop during the summer as magnums.

Sorry i can't make it to your thing, i'm busy pouring gallon jugs of water into my trashcan to figure out what size garbage bags i should buy

*extremely abba voice* Tryyyyy once more Like you did before Sing a new song

Being that the Equalities Act 2010 exists, good luck with that you heinous ghouls

Thom Yorke remains a grade A twat, I see. Good to have consistency in these troubled times. pitchfork.com/news/radiohe...

Shoutout to the tour guide taking a huge group of Americans around the city of London at office kicking out time. Bold of you to get a group of about 35 people to indulge your kink of being despised by total strangers.

If you have ever thanked me for anything who you should be thanking is Ahmed who has talked to hundreds of Gazans for me to verify their story. This is the first time in months and months that he has asked me for any help with anything despite me asking him for help every day.

Brian Eno calls on Microsoft to cease its partnership with Israel and pledges to donate the original fee for his Windows '95 chime to victims of Israel's genocide in Gaza

Made some friends today 😌

Yeah I love creatine! creatine problems for everyone

Obviously he’s just going to take all the wrong lessons from this because he’s been trained like Pavlov’s dog to do so

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Some excellent journalism in the Quietus this week; how underground counterculture figures in the 80s and 90s organised with neo n4zi groups to spread propaganda and ideas that still influence the movement today thequietus.com/opinion-and-...

This is an excellent example of how media companies’ headline writers manufacture rage and content discussion without users needing to read a whole article. Naughty Evening Standard published this headline to manufacture outrage on social towards Sadiq Khan. However this is not the whole truth…

Here's a glimpse into the people, places, life, and culture of Palestine before the 1948 Nakba. 📷 Browse through what Palestine was like: aje.io/7tepix

They withdrew the whip and kicked Corbyn out of the party so they could give you a cabinet that’s slashing welfare, prepping the NHS for privatisation and demonising immigrants, and a PM whose ultimate grand strategy is playing bigot chicken with Nigel Farage. This cannot be stressed enough.

Today is Nakba day, the anniversary of the start of 77 years of displacement and erasure of the Palestinian people. Do yourself a favour today and learn about the history of their struggle 🇵🇸

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