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Hello this goal is only $45 away from me being less annoying (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Do you realize how crazy it sounds to complain that comedians are making fun of the president more than they make fun of other people? Yes, the most powerful, most famous person is a more common target of mockery than some legislator in the opposition party. Why would you possibly find that odd?

What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?

KAI CHOYCE @kaicomedy.com Standup comedy can be a minefield, but when it's on, it hits like nothing else. This mixtape is ON. Kai is incisive, insightful, and—most importantly—laugh-out-loud funny.

You can’t talk about cleaning up crime in D.C. while a 34-count convicted felon is running the country.

dude it was so fucking funny, thank you 🙏

just picked this up so i guess this is what i’m doing today 💁‍♂️

dudes honestly so fucking funny holy shit

cancel that disney + subscription and buy a comedy album from a queer comedian like @kaicomedy.com or buy music from independent musicians like @seanpadilla.blacksky.app stop giving them money and to put it towards uplifting your community

Friends I can confirm that kaiconic is VERY FUNNY, pls give your ears a treat!!

The back of her acceptance speech says LET ME OUT

Federal Bureau of I-Loosened-It

Remembering the rough outlines of a NYC subway shooter who had to repeatedly call the police to come pick him up.

KASH PATEL: I want boots on the ground! I want every nook and cranny in a 200 mile radius scoured ... *vengaboys ringtone plays* uh huh... uh huh... ok we'll come get him

Witty, hilarious, sexy

your grandma only collected porcelain cherubs because funkos didn't exist yet. you are the same

I seriously need to buy this once I can make sure I'm okay for the month T^T as a fellow trans person, I already love the skits I've seen of yours. I want MOOOOOORE

This is not a movie where the best parts are in the trailers.

It’s hilarious, I wish I had more than but one download to give Kai

Worth your time to download this special, I keep saying it and one day y’all will listen to me and tell me how I was right

following me but not downloading kaiconic is like watching trailers but never full movies

Babe lemme call you back i'm busy scream singing the "fuck you Lumon" song from Severance to a Waymo

Trump declared war on Chicago because some teens once roasted him for putting ketchup on a hot dog

who else up blocking everyone who posts AI "art"?

Some parts of society have always tried to downplay diseases. History has almost always proven them wrong.

RFK Jr. just pulled a raccoon leg out of his pocket and started eating it like a chicken wing

If you loved me, you'd buy all Kai's albums

Lemme tell you a secret: I’m working on a third standup album & second special. When Kaiconic hits 10k downloads, I’ll release them. Double drop for the price of pushing one hilarious work of art to a huge milestone.

💕💸

If 1k people get Kaiconic, I get to celebrate a milestone and finally stop harassing you about it. 30 minutes of top shelf standup = priceless (but actually $10).

He was later overheard asking if the footage would be uploaded to Kornhub

How to out-joke fascist-friendly comedians.

follow me if your gender is being hot & making bad decisions

i want to be buried with a dye pack. just in case of grave robbers

follow me or i'll assume you have a joe rogan poster in your bedroom

[whitney houston voice] 🎶he's not dead, but it's ok, he'll probably croak soon anyway 🎶

follow me or i'll assume you have a joe rogan poster in your bedroom