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6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds
almost 2 years ago
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me: I'm hurtin', doc doctor: for a squirtin'? lmao me: no doctor: NURSE PREP THE OR
almost 2 years ago
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ask your doctor if sleepy time is right for you side effects may include cozy blankets, stuffed animals, a little kiss on the forehead, and sleep paralysis
over 2 years ago
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babe, would you still love me if I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm?
about 2 years ago
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doctor: treatment is simple. you need more cardio, maybe a light jog in the evening. just avoid sewer drains, another poor boy was snatched last night Pennywise: but doctor..
over 2 years ago
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Ash: did I catch 'em all? doctor: *reading test results* sadly, yes
over 2 years ago
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doctor who slides into the room like Kramer and holds for applause before telling you your dad didn't make it through surgery
over 2 years ago
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doctor: disease is terminal. go and see Pogo the Clown, he will put you out of your misery John Wayne Gacy: but doctor
over 1 year ago
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and so the doctor says "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son, the great clown Pagliacci"
almost 2 years ago
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HAN SOLO: Chewie's bandolier smells like a pickled womprat R2D2: *beep boop* HAN SOLO: how is that racist
about 1 year ago
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doctor: I'm very sorry. all we can do now is provide you with end of life care that preserves your comfort and dignity. unless... me: unless? Mr. Beast: *breathing on the outside of the third story window and writing "unless" backwards*
about 1 month ago
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Viktor Winetrout
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My wife is away for the weekend so the boys are coming over to plan a heist
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Keith Decent
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"the damage from Godzilla looks just like Hiroshima or Nagasaki" Hideaki Anno:
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weeder
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They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
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Will Quinn
about 1 hour ago
Daily bunny no.3132 gets a call
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Colin Carlson
about 7 hours ago
OVER A MILLION USERS DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT EVERY *WEEK* what the fuck are we DOING here
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who would be interested in joining a discord for a weekly (or more) movie night? for anyone who wants more people to watch and discuss stuff with, or for anyone who just wants to watch SOMETHING that's already been decided on instead of spending two hours scrolling Netflix and giving up
6 months ago
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the Crank movies may not be perfect, but uh...well they're something
about 2 years ago
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Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey
about 4 hours ago
Miracle: This Tuesday! Albany! I’m live and in color.
www.timesunion.com/books/articl...
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Dennard Dayle to discuss satirical Civil War novel Nov. 11
New Yorker humorist will discuss “How to Dodge a Cannonball” at the New York State Writers Institute on Nov. 11.
https://www.timesunion.com/books/article/how-dodge-cannonball-dennard-dayle-s-civil-war-21140652.php?utm_campaign=CMS%20Sharing%20Tools%20(Premium)&utm_source=share-by-email&utm_medium=email
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would that it were so simple
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about 5 hours ago
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Turkullen
about 7 hours ago
one heartening thing is i dont think germans followed the SS around calling them lil bitch asses
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Paul Duane 🥔
2 days ago
Holy shit Mamdani has been winning since he was a little kid
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more mr. nice guy
about 1 year ago
did mushrooms with Theseus and he's just been staring at his ship for like two hours
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weeder
about 8 hours ago
Oh come on, you know him. He's the one who likes all our pretty songs? Sings along? Shoots his gun? Kinda slow on the uptake?
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josh (oldfriend99)
about 14 hours ago
This is what they took from you
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⠀ ✨ n n n againnnnnn jacking off Team Rocket's
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oh so the hit film Congo featuring a gorilla who drinks martinis and uses a robot arm to talk and Laura Linney killing other gorillas with a laser gun and Tim Curry as a racist who gets yelled at for eating sesame cake and John Hawkes screaming himself to death was just a fever dream?
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Neon S+ Kennedy
2 days ago
*standing stock still, facing the corner of the room, not even looking over my shoulder* wh-what are you doing step-blair witch?
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it's raining cats and dogs. or one of each. hey is that CatDog? oh no, he's coming in way too fast
2 days ago
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me: Ralph Ralph Fiennes: no, Ralph me: what did I say? Ralph Fiennes: you said Ralph me: and it's...? Ralph Fiennes: Ralph me: Ralph Ralph Fiennes: no
1 day ago
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I love that I'll never know for sure if a review for something online is genuine or AI-generated, probably ever again
7 months ago
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ceej
6 months ago
our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength
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pronouncing Denis Leary like Denis Villeneuve
about 13 hours ago
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Pandy Fackler
about 14 hours ago
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Jana H-S (they/she)
about 14 hours ago
ozymandias or, the poet's barely disguised foot fetish
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
about 18 hours ago
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
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about 16 hours ago
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cluesan al-gaib
about 17 hours ago
keep an eye out for portents and omens today, playboy
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about 17 hours ago
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🎶 and you stare at meeeeee in your
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KAFUI 🇬🇭
1 day ago
I don’t eat meat anymore. Ever since America repealed every food regulation that kept Upton Sinclair from spinning in his grave, protein of unknown provenance prepared with slapdash hygiene standards haunt me. I simply cannot get down with dubious rotisserie chicken from The Jungle.
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me: Ralph Ralph Fiennes: no, Ralph me: what did I say? Ralph Fiennes: you said Ralph me: and it's...? Ralph Fiennes: Ralph me: Ralph Ralph Fiennes: no
1 day ago
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Please share or donate if you can
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Return of the Cmonmacques
26 days ago
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better” Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!” Doctor:
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Mark Primiano
1 day ago
Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
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Kait 🥔
1 day ago
I’m only ok for four more days and then I’m going to be flat broke and unhoused without even SNAP. 😰
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sorry I can't come out tonight, I remembered what they did to Ally Sheedy at the end of Breakfast Club so I'm not in a great headspace
27 days ago
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Coach Finstock
1 day ago
Sandwich man leaving court
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