Daily bunny no.3224 is getting some souvenirs

Sorry, I can't watch the BIG GAME. I going to be busy watching videos of these tiny frogs that suck at jumping for the next 3-5 hours.

happy Super Bowl

brother, i know that's right

showing up to mortal kombat with what you feel is a pretty bad ass finishing move that's like, a huge fancy spin kick. probably a top ten finishing move at the tourney. you don't know there's gonna be monsters and sorcerers and shit yet. it's bull shit they don't tell you that

we decided to do the test where you see if your dog would put their paw out before they hit a wall, and this was the result for Mochi lmao

[after learning all water on earth is just recycled through the eons] me: one glass of dinosaur piss waitress: we just call it water here, sugar me: you know what it is though waitress: I know what it is

a remake of Harry and the Hendersons, but the whole family is played by Lance Henriksen, and it's called... look you can see where I was going with this

my diet after they build a costco next door

What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie

This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

my diet after they build a costco next door

Daily bunny no.3215 is feeling a bit under the weather

Why her. Why not Jeffrey Jones

"Just gotta get through this week," he said, every week

a perfect organism

criticize Judas all you want, you'd betray the son of God too if you could waltz into an arcade afterwards and go 30 rounds on the Addams Family pinball machine

It’s funny how incensed people will get about something like 6-7, then a sentence later talk about a haircut being a vibe. All slang is stupid, which is what makes it fun. “But it’s annoying when my kid says it!” Friend, you say “adulting.”

getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post

there’s a shrek for every occasion

Daily bunny no.3210 has an unexpected guest drop in

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

everyone needs a forehead kiss and chocolate chip cookie

FCKICE

KYLE REESE: how do I know this time machine won't fuck with my sperm count JOHN CONNOR: I wouldn't worry about it

gordon ramesses: it's fucking Ra!!!

Rumpelstiltskin: guess my name and- me: stinky jeff Rumpelstiltskin: what? no me: lil gut bacteria Rumpelstiltskin: you get one more guess me: crumpled foreskin Rumpelstiltskin: weirdly close! but alas- me: queef breath Rumpelstiltskin: hey

"log off" "touch grass" you literally live in my phone

I bought a fuck machine on wish and they sent me the shinzo abe gun

I know I keep posting about this but every time I check, the list gets longer and longer and longer. Hundreds and hundreds of places, everything from huge local institutions to small spots that will definitely struggle. No exaggeration, it's the most astonishing act of solidarity I've ever seen.

heads up

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.

the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him

don’t feed ICE don’t house ICE don’t sell ICE gas don’t offer ICE medical treatment there should be no quarter for ICE

looking through old memes

if you can't handle me at my worst, oh my god I'm sorry please come back

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

"log off" "touch grass" you literally live in my phone

i think penis enlargement pumps should be banned so i don't get so vulnerable people don't get scammed again

SHAW!!!!

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

King Triton: *sitting down to eat one of his subjects* jesus christ, Ariel stole my fork again