Imperial House is a listed building, they'd never get that pipe arranged at any given notice, never mind within days. #TheWarBetween

Nostalgic for when Legend of the Sea Devils acknowledged that 'Sea Devil' is basically just a slur and then continued using it anyway. #DoctorWho #TheWarBetween

I know The Hungry Earth/Cold Blood got some criticism for being too similar to The Silurians and The Sea Devils but... damn, some of it was line for line just lifted from this, huh #DoctorWho

Friends fear he’s been reading the Dao De Jing again

Luann has immediately settled in her usual Christmas spot

YES HELLO IT IS CARROT TIME

Pretty foolproof test for whether you’re on the wrong side of a moral panic: are you expected to distance yourselves from the bad eggs on your ‘side’?

At the gym but I looked better in this photo I took the other day so look at this one instead

- I posted 108 thirst traps (top 10% of Bluesky users) - I deleted 74 implied threats of violence before they could pick up attention (top 0.05% of Bluesky users)

Truly, one of the worst things to happen in 2020 was normalising just putting the regular Saturday night game show slop on Christmas Day with the thinnest festive veener.

Pretty sure the specific person I had in mind while writing this has blocked me now so let me shout it from the rooftops.

It’s giving mentally healthy. Serene. Balanced.

isn't this the sort of shit we normally leave ITV to make?

The theory! It’s real!

I know I’m late but that new Florence and the Machine album was pretty good huh

You can see the point in this where he kind of gives up

Putting the decorations up today

yeah alright thanks kemi

Pre CMAT pump

Reform are surely unstoppable now they have unemployable loser Jonathan Gullis

Won 3/4 games of Codenames at board game night 😎

To put this in context for my gaymers: this is like if Twitch Plays Pokémon were running a political party but if most of the players had no interest in becoming champion

🚨IMPORTANT🚨 New on Netflix: MADAME WEB

“Just wait for the conference” they said.

Anyway I was watching a video about former makeup mogul Jeffree Star’s right wing pivot last night and I think there’s an essay to be written on the parallels between him and Darren Grimes

I was holding my tongue needlessly here tbh, I think she’s also quite thick, volatile, and a radioactive egotist

Beyoncé is underrated as a very silly and funny person, I'm often saying this

God she's just... So disrespectable.

My uncle is a crank who made a phony bomb threat against a supermarket and is currently trying to scam his way into inheriting my gran's house, I don't think we really need his input on everything I do at my job.

It could be "argued that" me having a second kit kat before lunch was unchristian.

Honestly what is the point of sobriety when a coke costs £5.30

Really need to stop jokingly describing myself as: "the platonic ideal between a jock and a nerd." and start unironically describing myself as that.

YES! My favourite brutalist melting organ-looking building!

I’m putting an end to this stupid argument once and for all

I get this probably plays well to his target audience but I'm just starting to find him quite annoying.

I know it's the budget and everything but I'm Team Elle Vosque for the Drag Race UK finale tomorrow.

Breaking: The scarlet rot has moved into the space where the OBR report has been taken offline

So I just played Thank Goodness You're Here.

(yep, convicted criminal Graham Linehan made the BBC Evening News and yes they reaired his interview from September)

I won’t name names because I don’t presume to know what people think in private but if you’re still considering the likes of Helen Lewis and Sonia Sodha respected colleagues instead of obviously radicalised and obsessed loons give your head a wobble.

Arsonist says he finds the idea of a deliberately started fire "offensive".

Oh wow. I'm getting pretty close to the number of followers I had on Twitter (formerly: Twitter)

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Personally I think you're all prematurely discounting Siobhan McDonagh as next PM

Doctor Who Christmas Special thread hey how are you

You people have stood in my way for long enough, I'm going to watch all the Doctor Who Christmas Specials

To my year 6 English teacher who corrected my definition of phenomena even though I was right: I hope you’re having a rotten day.

I fucking hate these nerds

I think you need to, like, not talk to me for a while because you're not being very festive

Series 7 Clara good #DoctorWho