New Muse ablum good.

Feel like launching a sweepstake for guesses on what absolute pieces of work will go for this would be too easy.

Think I’ve found the ideal flat. Unrelated but does anyone wanna go DINK?

I've had enough. My ★★ review of Tomb Raider (2024) on @backloggd.com : Most comparable to Super Mario 64: it may have set the blueprint, it may be iconic. But I simply cannot look past how clunky, obtuse, and unpleasant this is to play. bckl.gg/uJI8

Astrophage come save us

I'm watching the Wonka film on Netflix and it's okay but it's heeld back by some very small things. Like the plot being uninteresting, the songs not being very good, and Timmy Chalet being a charmless caricature of an early 2010s Quirky Tumblr Boy.

Prosecco is a hoax

@joealouder.bsky.social hearing congratulations are in order. Happy being able to watch Avatar: Fire and Ash on Disney+ at your leisure.

Wow we're really muggymaxxing this morning

Wow!

I said this at the time the Cass Review was published and if we start to see certain high-profile, scientifically illiterate transphobes suddenly start disavowing the review they previously lauded as "most authoritative" I would imagine this is probably why.

31 but feels like 39? what is this weather, the average bluesky user??

Hoppers (2026) good.

i have more or less zero sympathy for people who radicalise themselves into actually rightwing opinions through arguments with tankies online. you allowed your real world politics, which affect real people, to get warped by exposure to basement dwelling hikikomoris who don't vote

Not to get all 2020 but have we flattened the curve?

Pov: you say something mean about the magic granddad

Yeah and you could have done that if you were able to win an election.

Just an incredible how it started / how its going

So… SNL UK. Depending on his public profile nearer the time, you have Fouracres still playing Starmer as haunting No 10, Phantom of the Opera-style

Hearing that the PM may be stepping down

Hard to imagine he has a team, never mind a faction

The thing with Dom Cummings is that he does have a vision, it's just that he's so arrogant and personally unpleasant that he's unable to attract the talent of people who could effectively implement that vision, and also he's not as smart as he thinks and said vision isn't very good anyway.

Happy Father’s Day to my fellow DILFs

It was “Sir Beer Korma” which got him in the end.

Coming up to the end of Season One of Schitt's Creek and WHY are they teasing Alexis with that DELINQUENT when she has the perfect and wonderful Ted Mullens already. Get rid!

TERFism breaks your brain in transcendental ways. Many such cases.

Strong vibes from that last one

Toy Story 5 good. I’ve not gone to see it but… come on. It’s going to be good.

Just putting some very early feelers out: If I were to buy a 2 bed apartment quite close to Streatham Common, would any of you tiny gay people in my phone be interested in renting a room?

While I appreciate this is partly a consequence of their information environment I don't think some Americans realise how internationally despised their country is. Like even if they do elect a Dem in 2028 I think the trust is bordering on irreparable.

Hearing that Andy Burnham might be running for PM?

Oh I better put £4k in the LISA lmao

Friends fear he's looking for financial advice.

So. I am for the first time ever, playing the original Tomb Raider (remaster). How long does it take to get used to the fact that even the 'modern' controls are... still quite bad and clearly bound to the same grid?

For the last two weeks or so my local supermarkets have been importing their carrots from France and not to talk British farmers down but the increase in quality has been astoundingly noticeable.

Beginning to sound less like (over)confident bigotry and more like desperation

I feel some context is needed here. This was titled "Gay men you'll meet in your 20s" and I'm fairly sure I can identify at least 15 specific people these types are based on.

Ooh, surprise new Simpsons two-parter on Disney+

Went for lunch in another department earlier and it felt like when you go to Galbadia Garden for the first time in Final Fantasy VIII.

Parallels between new and classic who: - The 4th numbered incarnation being the creative peak - The 5th being the point where the writing nosedived - The 6th having a very short stint amid troubled circumstances - The 7th largely being a return to form but messy bts mean it is too little, too late

CONTRARY?!

Do you know what I thought was great? The Story & the Engine.

Not me tearing up a bit at todays EastEnders? Several times?!

Twitter, from around 2014 until 2017. The constant silly fighting, the real life friendships that grew, but before the proper malignant forces on there really took shape.

Finished Loki Season 2. A triumph.

Bluesky as a whole should be intellectually hostile to this RFK-ass bullshit. It’s the gateway to antivax stuff that literally kills people.

I know I’m a broken record on this but it really does bear repeating that these people are absolute scum of the earth and should be absolute persona non grata as a bare minimum.

Il mio italiano non è molto buono, ma ho insegnato a Sufjan la maggior parte dei comandi in italiano perché la sua reazione alla parola "dinner" è... inaccettabile.

I actually have my own proposal for social media regulation policy but it involves a hunting rifle, Nancy Cartwright, A lot of paper towels, and 10-20 able bodied men.