Oil. OIL.

Tarty vests are back IN

I’d be interested to see the numbers for UK drama because I wouldn’t be surprised if we’re not far off

Beware the eyes of Marge! Haha. Bet no one's ever thought of that before.

Happy Mother’s Day to all my fellow MILFs

Good to have this said so explicitly so I have something very clear to point at when the people in my life who are voting reform realise that I'm no longer speaking to them.

Finding myself Team Kate Butch, Mariah, and really anyone but Gawdland. #DragRaceUK

Cackling at the Mother’s Day aisle having a section for aunts which consists entirely of wine, chocolate, and cat food.

I believe the kids call it looksmaxing

Having a frolic

I have to say, I am warming to the posh gays on Gogglebox.

Actually quite distressing how much easier and faster it is to get into the office on a Friday

I am watching Zootropolis 2.

Does anyone know how to stop Disney+ subtitle styling randomly changing?

It’s literally just the worst people in the world, washed out petty chancers, and the useful idiots who think they can argue against them. And yes, there is considerable overlap across all three categories.

Pretty sure I saw Moira Stuart on The Strand at lunch time

oh wow I don't object to live action Disney remakes suddenly

Some may say I am gratuitously spiteful towards Your Party, and to those people I say: Yes. Lmao.

Others have said this but again: Trump's political career makes a lot more sense if you think of him as a reality TV producer instead of a businessman.

Convinced that it’s a real issue now that so many people have essentially broken their brains by downloading gore and atrocity footage directly into them for months at a time (not just Gaza) and they have all convinced themselves that it’s the people who didn’t do this who are the truly broken ones

The best of Prince Andrew!

The trick is not in tanks, but on tanks

If any of you guys are playing Octopath Traveller 0, this party has been clearing every random encounter in one turn and most boss fights in one break btw Labelled for potential spoilers

I've been rewatching Scrubs and god what a show.

I have some thoughts about gore.

I would simply not have a Monzo account because it's a weird and clearly fake name.

Not being funny but what the fuck is Penny Mordaunt doing on The Last Leg?!

I have to say, I'm starting to find her kind of iconic.

'the pupil announced he was “working on something important about Swansea” before lying on the playground tarmac to “feel the rhythm of the town”. ...explained to a confused Year 3 class that the sea was “restless and unforgiving”. #WorldBookDay dailyswansea.wordpress.com/2026/03/05/s...

ok fine: I think Lily Allen's latest album was both musically incredibly uninteresting and also just over the top given that guy just seems....twattish, I don't think you get to air your dirty laundry in public to that extent if your husband was mostly just.....a twat

I'm watching tonight's The Apprentice and the... obvious casting of 3-4 serious candidates and a dozen idiots has decisively cycled back around from frustrating to iconic for me.

Wow what a great photo I took of it too

At House of Lords drinks reception hey how are you

Okay this is about as warm as I’m interested in it being thank you

I ain't watching that "E33 is right wing" video. You can't ruin that game for me!!!!

Retvrn! Retvrn to American Candy Store!

Was bluesky down earlier or has my wifi just been playing up?

Big The Cat confirmed

Managed to get a bench at the gym on a Tuesday evening

I am getting quite tired of my political bête noires just being... total fucking liars.

I'm watching the Andrew drama on Netflix and god I am SO excited to have at least one episode of Bildred Piper as Doctor Who.

My main objection to the Scrubs revival is that the X-Ray in the opening credits is the right way around now 😡

Sadness in his eyes

Mega Delphox getting Levitate, completely destroying her potential as an Expanding Force user... Game Freak just hate to see a queen winning.

Kind of can’t believe Donald Faison never had a guest spot in BoJack Horseman

Oh fucking hell

Pickywhovius update: I have successfully eaten Thai food.

Call me Elon Musk because we’re terraforming mars hey how are you

Tried to post this the other day: new Scrubs good!