You, in another decade

Yes I've got an audiobook and a non-fiction read on the go but I still haven't picked a new fiction book to start. The indecision of being a mood reader who doesn't always know what he's in the mood for is so annoying istg

I’m excited too!

Disproportionately excited to be making @nigella.bsky.social's Fish Finger Bhorta for the first time. I've used red onions rather than her stipulated "regular onions" (which I guess means white ones?) and I'm using this green chilli sauce in lieu of fresh red chillis.

Had the day off work today and spent the morning at a coffee shop plotting an outline for a novel I've had percolating around my brain for a year or so. If nothing else, it felt nice to flex some creative muscles I haven't used for a little while.

Other half just sent me a mortified voice note - he was a queue in the Post Office his Apple Watch decided to start playing music out loud and just blasted out "IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH" while he was surrounded by people

Right but everyone knows Tame Impala is one bloke so can they be an international group?? #brits

I'm seeing Rosalía at the O2 in May and now I'm even more hyped. #brits

ROSALÍA. Singing operatic German. In Manchester. On ITV. Werk.

Finally caught the final episode of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and what an utter fucking delight this show has been. I loved the Dunk and Egg novellas but this elevated the source material in a way that screen adaptations rarely do. Masterful.

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

Bailey and I are having a wild Saturday night

My niece turned 6 today and they've gone to Legoland. The chips at Legoland ARE SHAPED LIKE LEGO BRICKS.

Got a craving for Australian stuff so ordered some Passiona, a bottle of lemon lime and bitters cordial and a bar of probably the greatest chocolate I've ever had which tastes like Guylian seashells. Sugar coma incoming.

Possibly related to my last two posts, I got up off the sofa where I've been cuddling the dog after drinking two cocktails featuring "Roy measures" and I'm wrecked, guys

Happy Valentines Day, y'all

Since I invented the recipe for these hot honey margaritas I think about them all the time, and make them not nearly often enough tbh

I just saw a comment on a video that said "I'm not kink shaming, I'm kink asking why".

Had a guy pop over to look at an issue in our bathroom and give us a quote. Hot dilf, and the dog immediately liked him. *cancels other appointments*

Menswear on the high street is always so depressing but the women's section is always so much better. Remember kids, all clothes are gender neutral if you're not a little bitch about it x

I've had a really fucking good day.

Post a banger not in English youtu.be/CLFUhty8EF4?...

8th swim in 8 days - done ✅ Splashed out on some lovely new goggles last week and they're a game changer.

Is it ✨delusion✨ or has swimming given me some muscle definition on my back?

Had a really nice Sunday and I'm crediting a rare bit of actual sunlight this morning, seeing friends and doing my 7th swim of the week.

Thank god for haircuts, contact lenses and puberty

Pool reopened again at the weekend after dodgy heating had it out of action all last week. Been for a swim every day this week since Monday, and have done just shy of 30k so far this year!

Really enjoying A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms but someone made this comparison about Aerion Targaryen's jousting armour and I can't unsee it #AKOTSK

Despite our train *hitting a mystery something* last night I made it to London and am off out to deliver these LGBTQ inclusion workshops. Professional queer.

Our train has hit something about 20 minutes out from King's Cross and they don't know what they've hit, but the train has a smashed windscreen and a smashed window. I just want to get to my hotel.

On my way to London - I'm delivering two LGBTQ+ inclusion workshops tomorrow. Catching up on UK vs The World on the train and trying to make my train snacks last the whole journey.

Feeling distinctly down at the moment and then to add insult to injury, I've pissed one of my eyes off with contact lenses so I'm in my specs in public.

Already wasn't enjoying today, and then got to the pool for Tuesday evening swim and they've had to cancel it because of a heating issue. Would have liked that little dopamine/endorphin hit but maybe this is the universe telling me to rest.

I'm in London later this week delivering some exciting LGBTQ+ inclusion workshops and I've just discovered the hotel I've booked is apparently due to open the day before I arrive. I now have visions of arriving to a desolate building site at 10.30pm.

Post your lockscreen

I'll basically always choose a swim over a gym session but today I went to the gym for the first time since August, plz clap

Stephen in his slutty little glasses #TheTraitors

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #TheTraitors

So different from Harry's sad solo win in series two. #TheTraitors

Best game players and definitely the best Traitors we've ever seen. #TheTraitors

do you think abseiling down a dam was also in Rachel's FBI training?

EVERYBODY DRINK! #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK

Is it bad that I want a Stephen win almost entirely based on his facial expressions this series? #TheTraitors

Rachel rn #TheTraitors

YES MATE #TheTraitors

Ah yes, the show where the very first banishment was of a woman with one hand, because she didn't lift a glass with her non-existent hand. Famously pleasant.

Missing tonight's Traitors because I'm being very cultured and am therefore better than all of you (I am sick to my stomach to be missing it and will be watching ASAP)

The Uncloaked couch this week is giving Live Laugh Love (derogatory) [apart from the banished player] #TheTraitors

Cinematic Parallels #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK