I started this new game, Baldur’s Gate 3, I hope it’s a quick one

Yes, an airline stopped operations but could somebody please think of ME and MY holiday?

Su alcance ya llegó a otros lados del mundo

How do some of y’all edge for 4+ hours? Like you don’t have a life? Places to be?

Matildas vs Mexico in Sydney or Newcastle?

You know what they say: nipples are the eyes of the face

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For this recipe we need finger ladies

gm

Chris Kraus writing her book:

Ich bin ein fucking schmetterling Flatter flatter flap flap

It’s white people taco night

La vida es un ciclo infinito de inflación y deflación

Dunno man, if I had a Harry Potter tattoo I’d have had it covered like five years ago…

Only because you asked nicely

Back

Me about some oomfs

Be-U-Ese-Ese-Y

I CAN’T GO ON I WILL GO ON

One time I watched a livestream of a hot dude jorking it with Latch (Disclosure and Sam Smith) playin and now every time I hear it I can’t help but think of jorking it

What is it with gays loving everything Sweden? IKEA, ABBA, Zara Larsson, Volvo

I want a Maza XCX-7/11

Que bonitos ojos tienes, quiero chuparte el pene Con todo respeto, espero no te moleste

Do you ever come across someone’s story or post on instagram and spend some time trying to remember if you thirst followed them or if you fucked once before or how do you know them? No? It’s only me?

If I wanna make it country, baby, it's okay I was born, I was born, I was born this way

It seems Aussiebum now went full AI in their ~new~ underwear. It was the next logical step after they were using AI in their models (not sure they used AI models but most photos had the typical AI glow on them so at least they AI-edit their photos)

I just want to look like the one in the left, why is it so hard? 😭😭

I wanna play

Just what I needed… a dead PC

Since doing the train stations pictograms thing I’ve noticed a lot of inconsistencies in design across the entire Melbourne Metro and my mind goes 😑🫠

Rápido, necesito el teléfono de Claudia Sheinbaum para algo

Let’s see if the video compression algorithm doesn’t ruin this too

Quiero un traje de baño como de los clavadistas de México 😭😭

Ave María purísima

Today’s hard rubbish day, remember to take out your bulky items tonight

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I love how the bin went from 😵 to 🥰 to 🫪 in this video

I know film photography is a very niche and expensive hobby but come the fuck on, $7k for a camera?

Call me Bidoof the way I be chomping on that wood

So as we play in life's ballet We're not the dying swan We just move on We move on (Remember to stretch after working out)

Petrol in Australia be like

Come on babe, why don't we paint the town? And all that Jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down And all that jazz Start the car, I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold but the piano's hot It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all that Jazz

Finally I’m back to below 90kg!

Good evening. Would you like to have a chat about… the rise of fascism?

I use Brave with uBlock Origin, all behind PiHole... Ads don't know where the hits are coming from

Found this on my bag at the gym, should I call him?

Ok? You get another one

Auxilio me desmayo

Catch me in front of the gym’s mirrors trying to dance to Shakira’s Ojos Así