No this on my ads 😭😭😭

Who up playing with their d_cks?

Americans really are like this meme

Just finished Final Fantasy XVI

Evergreen read

Yeah, good art but I’ll laugh at you if you still think you can fight fascism with videos, likes and reposts lmao

congrats to the same four people/groups who got all 100 spots this year! #hottest100

Boyfriend got bubbles to celebrate I’m a Doctor (almost there, almost there)

The fact that this song probably would be number 1 in all Latin America and the US but only 94 in Australia…

I just realized that “folklore” literally is folk lore

Yo nunca nunca he tenido la relación con alguien de acá

Here we go again…

ESTÚPIDA, MI PELO, IDIOTA!

Made another silly little speedo/brief

I had a weird dream last night that was basically Harry Potter against nazis. If I kept sleeping it would probably end in a classic “Character vs its creator” type of story

Hello there, I’m the Doctor!

Doodle my noodle

The funniest thing is that not even that one works 😭😭 www.digitaltrends.com/computing/a-...

Creo que solo están celosos de mí porque todos mis amigos que me conocen dicen que les recuerdo a Beyoncé

I think you’re just jealous of me because all of my friends that know me tell me I remind them of Ann Marie Lastrassi

Por favor no sean alarmados, permanezcan calmados. La DJ está conduciendo una prueba de diagnóstico del sistema entero.

The macrophage fandom is dying. Repost if you’re a true macrofaguette

I BEG YOURS?!

I need to drop 5 kgs in three weeks for Midsumma Street Party

Fun fact, this photo was taken by someone else who then sold it to TimeOut (without my consent) and I became the unofficial face of Mexico City Pride in 2017 and 2018

This was me in Pride 2018

Don’t call me King, I’m your dealer

Blasting heavy metal on my AirPods while the Grindr-like Hevy notification pops up

I also want to play (see what I did there?)

Oh, no tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering!

Happy Midsumma Carnival Day to those who celebrate

Well, yes

Oh hey

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel

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Depressed girls, we’re so back

🚨🚨📢📢🚨🚨 WAOWAOWAOWAOWAOW ALERTA SÍSMICA ALERTA SÍSMICA 🚨🚨📢📢🚨🚨 WAOWAOWAOWAOWAOW ALERTA SÍSMICA ALERTA SÍSMICA

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The Chekhov-Murphy Gun Law: If you introduce [to a system] something that can go wrong, it will go wrong.

People on internet: You don’t need to be Iranian to speak against the Iranian regime Also people on internet when I criticize the involvement of US and Israel, and the impact of sanctions on creating the conditions for the situation Iran is currently in: SHUT THE FUCK UP you’re not from Iran

During the Australian Open, I’ll go wander around in the CBD to see if someone confuses me with Carlos Alcaraz

The ABC changed their editorial language to “vision” when they use videos and/or photos from social media and it’s driving me nuts. Every time they say “vision” I’m like …?

Pooja, ¿que es este comportamiento?

Lorwyn? More like Lore win, amirite?

“when clothing becomes conduct, and perception replaces harm” - Andrew Brown, also known as “Fuck Israel Fuck Zionism t-shirt man” summarises ever-expanding state control in the name of “protection”, including protection of a foreign state from criticism. michaelwest.com.au/antisemitism...

At this rate, the premier of NSW will make it illegal to eat watermelon at Bondi

Alguien de sus abogados debe decirle que no, que tiene que pagar

Change one letter, ruin a show Doctor Woo