Putting my boyfriend Houdini in chastity only to turn around and find out he's already slipped the cage

Not only do the x's on the back of my paws mean I'm straightedge, but potential jailbait, a win-win ^.^

My name is Enrique Habsburg De La Hitler, I live in (auspicious Hispanic accent) Meeamee, and my people yearn for freedom

My 30 year old nonbinary son failed to pass high school AGAIN so guess who's getting renamed to Brickhonnathan ♥️

The anus. Natures pussy

Oh that? Just a pic of me and my three weed-smoking girlfriends. No we don't have sex

President Xi, fire when ready

Transfemmes: My Holy Ascension Is Complete, I Am One With The Divine Feminine, The Heavens On Earth Transmascs: he love he jorts so much he hit the griddy ♥️♥️♥️💯💯💯

Everything we've seen Israel do in the Middle East is coming to North America

"White trans women all have laptop jobs and institutional sympathy"

Can't believe I sold my soul to become a woman in exchange for being cold all the time

VIADOS EU TE AMO

If ur a cis woman and u piss on the seat we're sending your ass to agp reeducation sorry

Shaved my legs just to wear pants out again

New year but I'm still shittin brother -HH

At this point there's more creatine than sperm in my cum

White ppl Asian spots b like

White ppl love to get racist about poc doing jobs white ppl wouldn't do to save their souls

Wake up you stupid bitch it's time for walkies

Shave my bush and I lose my power

Just found out Hunter Schafer is the same age as me don't talk don't text

Passing wearing grey sweatpants

If I was in Pluribus I'd simply blow their back out so hard the whole world does the Fent Fold

I cld b ur trap queen no fetty wap

Eunuch nun I'm literally Bridget fuck my stupid tranny life

Can't take drugs they distract my from my life's true calling - public gay sex

My dick is small but my heart is large. Oh that's not what you meant by greatest strength?

Barking wagging my tail sniffing and licking ur fingers et cetera

another turtleneck has hit the phantasmAgaric wardrobe

See that's the thing, nobody asks to be born. We are ripped from the universe's embrace, usually by accident, and cast down to a chaotic maelstrom of existence. You might as well view it as a gift because otherwise it would be the biggest con job in existence. So, you gonna finish those fries or...?

my opinion is that you should start out with citizenships for every country on earth but then be able to renounce them for whichever countries you want to make fun of online

My cat just bit my tit all men r the same smh

Women will rlly b built like this just to b bottoms smh

Tgirl biceps?

happy 4am FAGGOTS

Husband and his boyfriend getting it on again so they put me in the crate fuck my stupid cuckpup life

I sleep in a big dog bed in my crate imperial, can you say the same?

The little boy from Sweeny Todd is like if you clicker trained a dog with gin

Got they/themed at the gym today lads

A dog is snuffbait for domestication abuse

will stancil seems like the kinda guy who puts an inaccurate land acknowledgement on his DL sissy profile

hey. i know i throw a lotta air balls and it sometimes feels like that’s all you expect to see from me, it can get a little demoralizing so i really want you to gather round and just give me a shot here, ok? i’m really putting my best foot forward and i want your support. thank you. shibari weiss

(Muscle Man Voice) YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS A 1 1/2 INCH MATTRESS TOPPER?

When ur hanging with oomf's parents but they're not out so u have to deadname and misgender them with the precision

I was raised puppygirl by my parents but I'm non-practicing now

In a way posting is a dadaist rebellion against written media

Santa releasing the naughty list several days late this year with heavy redactions