OBAMA!!! I LOVE OBAMA!!!!

Toxoplasmosis!!!!! Yay!!!! :3

Float like a butterfly, stings when I pee

working on a shirt design that says "i'm packing HOG" then breaks out the acronym Hope, Optimism, God

Shout-out Mishima I know it drives u insane to be Miku Binder Jefferson for Red-Scare gay men listeners

Didn't believe in God until I saw a dude's armpit

Imagine the insane whiplash you'd get opening your eyes while sucking off that white Indian guy from Norway

Please let me hit ur phone bro I need something to take the edge off swear to dog bro just one hit please

Listen all I'm saying is dogs can smell things human cant so put your armpit on the phone

Boystink

How the fuck is Femtanyl two people

Fuck crack imma snort his boxers

"its alright at the end of the day this online shit isn't real look man 🐁🐘 the mouse as big as the elephant its not real" actually there's a zhuang for that

Yeah I'd love to have a puppygirl but I really can't afford it in this economy

90% of the trans experience is getting bitter and jaded over the existence of someone who has it better

God i love cock i love being held & fucked please put urself inside me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

One chants out between two cheeks... fire, walk with me

(on a date) yeah shit's crazy haha I'm just trying to do my thing now trying to work on myself (thinks about something embarrassing I did ten years ago) hey do you ever want to just step into moving traffic

doing hand stuff in the backrooms

Ur so lucky this glass door is between us else i'd kill you for your transgressions

Not in the Bible: homos go to hell Is in the Bible: Jewish people get double mana on Fridays

My boyfriend rattles his pill organizer and I come running around the corner on all fours

Steven Universe is tenderqueer DBZ

Shout-out femboys y'all skincare oil rules

My ribcage is extra-wide to store all the love I have to give

San fransisco tech breakup like "I hope we can still be founding partners after this"

Sculpted by Dog itself btw

Squat pr: 225 DL pr: 275 Now I just have to add 100lbs to both, learn bench press power clean clean and jerk and snatch, lose 20 lbs, be born a woman, and I can finally start competing in powerlifting!

Ass or tits? Bro her greek goddessque musculature

Just found out about blue balls. Damn that shit sucks king

Kind of beautiful learning about men through my bf's transition but also like damn I did not get this shit the first time around

Grown ass man heart reacting my text id rather date a woman Noah fence

Bpd doesn't exist in Latina society because we're just all Like That

this is not clavicular. stop saying this is clavicular. this is… i fucking hate myself bc i don’t even have to look this up… this is fucking androgenic

here's how estrogenic can still win

oKAY

Ameritoids b like let's bond over our favorite substances that help us cope with the crushing reality of serving mid in the imperial core

What's the over/under that he went on estrogen to reverse balding and sparked his connection to the divine feminine

terfs should stop forcing me to participate in their fetishes without my consent. i dont want to penetrate u im trying to get fucked in the pussy by a guy who could crumple me up like a soda can

Maturing and hitting thirty means finally admitting you're into feet

jerma let's fujo together jpeg

Would y'all cancel me if I posed for one of the Otokonoko ester models? Would that be femboy erasure?

Once I retire from transsexualism I've got a gig lined up as a brand rep for Otokonoko Pharmaceuticals

Yarr another ratchet mermaid, Cap’n. You want we should eat the bottom half and throw the rest back again?

florida has only ever made 2 good things. gatorade and cuban sandwiches

does anyone want to do this with me

*turning to the other cardinals at the conclave* y'all mind if i fujo-out for a second?