can’t pick between sucking dick and gambling? glory hole might be right for you

I'm gonna become the joker - misgendering self - over done - used by the right I'm gonna become Harley Quinn - gender affirming - lesbian - get to kiss a plant girl

Unironically channers are more normal about trannies than the avg radfem nowadays

:^)

everybody loves trannies with micro penises and gigantic gigarodchads but nobody loves the medium/average cockcel trooners :/

we need a new trans flag that doesn't look like a fucking nursery. here's my proposal

As a tranny it's my religious and moral respawnsibility to listen to dogshit computer music

"comedy only fans"

Welcome to America our cops can kill a woman in broad daylight but you can't say "Fuck" on tv

Catholics: God is in works. Protestants: You find God through working. Puritans: WORK is GOD

Read this now cuz you'll need it for the future (free PDF below).

What if I want to be man's more-than-best friend,,,

go piss girl i mean they i mean pup

EVERYBODY CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS

Organic cage-free no msg no growth hormone no seed or skincare oils all natty CD

like COME ON

How do I turn on subtitles IRL

Sorry about last night, I get really gay when I'm tired

Dracula chuckled "Just like Charles Kirk, ah ah ah"

i think masculinity is cool and not evil

there should be gay bars where they play slipknot

Discourse aside, I must admit that I find the thick cartoon dog quite... tantalizing.

I'm not a real Hispanic But l'm the proxy-Hispanic for these bogans to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

i wanna work in a cat cafe but as one of the cats

🍂 they're rebooting dog with a blog but it's about a transsexual therian who posts on barksky

This is so awkward my super and I accidentally went to the same restaurant for lunch

(public restroom angel voice) pee not afraid

Can someone venmo me a sweater I'm freezing my ass off here

Steven Universe ICE Agent

There is nothing in my future but darkness

Guys its kitten time paws in the air rolling around

there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school

Girls love to call themselves boys then do approximately 0 boy things

Pawbably my favorite respawnse to coming out at my job was from a guy who sent me an email that just said "thanks for letting me know"

Two white supremacists looking at each other like are WE the Deep State?

Trans girl in the gc when someone says she got stabbed

Dog fact #679 - Don't put Sriracha in the pussy, even if it smells like fish

everyone stopped hating on brianna wu when we realized she was ugly. bad look to punch down etc

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Whatever you do do NOT read Hot Allostatic Load

The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Nicole Good in south Minneapolis has been identified as Jonathan Ross, the Star-Tribune reports

A Mexican standoff is what happens whenever my latino friends take me out to dinner and I try to pay

Turns out that "innocent bystander" you all love hated Trump! As made obvious by her murder by his extrajudicial death squad, that's completely uncalled for!!!

sir, a second Libertarian Party account has cooked

Exploding u with my MIND

Remember, the last time a cop killed an innocent purrson in Minneapolis, they burned down a police station

Scientifically, I don't pass until my photos app thinks I'm a separate purrson from my pre transition photos

>in a client meeting call >20 mins and he hasn't connected >Go to bathroom >He insta connects