My biological clock doesn't tell me to have kids it tells me to hit the gym and brother it's screaming

Dating in Tomodachi Life is nonbinary 3rd base

fit check?

Marco Rubio, emailing the Deep State: Our President, The Peacemaker, will bring an end to this conflict posthaste. God bless. Messaging "Gooning In Agartha: Boca Raton Chapter": Omg who need they Cubussy ate

A wise man once said, "You gotta fire off some flops every once in a while so your followers learn to appreciate mid."

I'm coming over. Don't wear deodorant

Walking around with a suspiciously monkey-wrench shaped bulge in my tummy to hide the fact that I've been deliberately sabotaging my shower to cultivate my bfs boysmell

My bf and I are already dating in Tomodachi Life Living The Dream if that's not true love idk what is

Nintendo inventing nonbinaries but not adding the mullet to Tomodachi Life

very eye opening, thank you

pawgliacci

Love trucks who still drive like pussies like aww poor thing maybe an even bigger vehicle will help

Sorry babe I can't eat your pussy right now I uhhh took too much Adderall and now my appetite's ruined

Imagine how hard it must be to figure out if another Korean man is gay

The only way for Kanye West to fix his career is to fake his death and reemerge as a suspiciously familiar looking rapper with a moustache and glasses named Gey

The fucking catholic bishop of the military said “this war against Iran is an affront to god” before a single democrat did. Liberalism is dead. You got laws and liberty mogged by the fucking child rape church. @schumer.senate.gov you will be held to account. There is no back to brunch for your kind.

My toilet is broken you can just use my ass

The sun shines sadly on an ashen meadow Nobody knew and nobody cared A shock, a surprise, a thief in the night A civilization vanished in thin air

Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, ON EARTH as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation but DELIVER US FROM EVIL

its time for america to end

The Virgin Mary is so cool, I wish I had a mom,,,

Everybody taking steroids at 16. Nobody wants to work anymore

BOM DIA apenas para - autistas boazudes - beijadoras de garotas - apreciadores de card games - quem não sabe dirigir - haters de IA generativa - quem tem pelo menos 1 transtorno - travas altonas e apreciadores - transmascs baixinhos e apreciadores

Gravely old man voices,,,

One must imagine Sissyphus gooning

here everyone take my favorite response gif. go have fun. flashbang your friends.

I like when an insecure bisexual girl makes her boyfriend be nonbinary

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE PROPAGANDA OF THE DEED BRO !!! I TOLD YOU DAWG!

every time I open this fuck ass app it opens to this post

who up jorking they,,,, let's just say,,,,, penits

aerials system of a down

go to Somalia,, 💥BOW💥

rocky racoon jacked into his room only to find vegans Bible, rocky had cum

Curtis Yarvin et al discussing escalation in Iran over Omelas Child Omikase

What's the over under on western vectoralists pigs chocking up World War III as a win-win in the best case scenario securing their economic and pawlitical agenda and worst case culling global pawpulation to stave off impending scarcity in a post-capitalist landscape

It's always so funny when people with military family are like, "I just hope he doesn't go to war, I never thought they'd send the Delta Force Night Stalker Ninjas into combat"

Bluesky is the webbed site that bravely dared to ask "what if a website was digitally incapable of making you mad" and everyone decided that was so mind-numbing they'd rather go back to Twitter or whatever other wreck from which they came.

The reasons why bluesky is dying are pretty obvious, the site is the digital equivalent of anti-homeless architecture. Every feature allows the user to further sanitize their purrsonal experience at the expense of user interaction. It's clean, quiet, safe, and boring as hell.

don't let the door hit you on the way out bro

👓

Grindr hookups b like yeah I can host and bring u here

Tits, ass? Bro, her grub

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

I'm with him leave we don't want y'all here

two times Abraham introduced his wife as his sister to protect himself and both times the response was "I do not care man you're weird for this"

Dark angels whisper in my ear and tell me all my coworkers hate me and also I'm gay

me making my bed: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck. me lying in it: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!

Heaven is a place on earth and that place is Buffalo Wild Wings