Dog fact #679 - Don't put Sriracha in the pussy, even if it smells like fish

everyone stopped hating on brianna wu when we realized she was ugly. bad look to punch down etc

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Whatever you do do NOT read Hot Allostatic Load

The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Nicole Good in south Minneapolis has been identified as Jonathan Ross, the Star-Tribune reports

A Mexican standoff is what happens whenever my latino friends take me out to dinner and I try to pay

Turns out that "innocent bystander" you all love hated Trump! As made obvious by her murder by his extrajudicial death squad, that's completely uncalled for!!!

sir, a second Libertarian Party account has cooked

Exploding u with my MIND

Remember, the last time a cop killed an innocent purrson in Minneapolis, they burned down a police station

Scientifically, I don't pass until my photos app thinks I'm a separate purrson from my pre transition photos

>in a client meeting call >20 mins and he hasn't connected >Go to bathroom >He insta connects

To the disgusting people saying that Renee Good's son is now orphaned. I wish you a very fck off. She had a wife and she is also the mother of that son too. Y'all just really wanna be homophobic out here.

The tit grab while sucking dick is some elite tech

I need to start jelqing my brain

But what are we gonna do with the 20,000 law professors after we abolish them

Now I know it's a dark scary time, but it's really important that whatever we do, we don't criticize the Democrats whatsoever, ok? Some things are just worth fighting for

Finally, I can pee out my ass

Good girls tuck btw

god i missed bullying journalists. i almost forgot what this website is for

I’m of the firm belief that police and militia members have been quietly running right wing death squads in the US for years. The fate of the most notable Ferguson protestors is the most blatant example of it. ICE in 2025-26 is simply the same people operating in public.

jbouie put out a video yesterday where hes dressed like doctor who and hes wearing the glasses that louis ck puts on for joe rogan. in the video he basically rambles for 10 minutes about why we cant hold democrats responsible for anything ever. heres why thats wrong. walmart dog 2026 mother fucker

if ur looking for someone to blame for the shooting in minneapolis u should probably know that biden and kamala both took money from alex karp, the ceo of palantir. palantirs ICE contract began in 2013 under obama. biden signed a spending bill that gave $3.4 billion dollars to these ghouls in 2024

There's a top shortage because nobody wants to work anymore

Tranny Jumpsuit Apparatus

Wait so is this illegal ?

Taking off my entire jumpsuit and peeling back the first layer of skin to take a piss beauty is pain

frankly concerned some of this gender stuff is getting a little out of hand. do we really need two of them

trans butches are so cool and people so need to shut the goddamn fuck up about them <3

This MF using dead Palestinians as a unit of measurement

I'd detransition for the Russian twunk from Gay Hockey

rip jeffrey epstein, you would have loved grok

Keep calm and trust in Robert Muller and the rule of law

For all the resolutioners trying to start their health journey at the gyms this January, I have one word of advice - quit

After the third accidental eye contact we just gotta fuck bro sorry

We as a furry community need to retvrn to our traditional values - doing poppers and having gay sex in communal con hotel bedrooms

@nerdskull.bsky.social you are a fucking danger to all trans women and i do not say that lightly. you don’t do shit like this

@nerdskull.bluesky.social cut this shit the fuck out. i dont care if everything you said just now was true, it isn't, but even if it was — that is not an excuse to go around calling trans women "groomers". this is libs of tik tok shit.

Imagine being a transphobic vtuber like your culture is literally a costume

Can’t even gag on it any more. Because of choke

"Comparing modern day rw to Nazis is offensive and disrespectful" To whom? The Nazis?

"transphobia is an independent row in the slur matrix" might be the craziest news to hit the standard model of hate in decades

"Everyone is becoming transgender just because it's cool" Don't worry, we're working on it

it's so insane to be like "furries are so persecuted, so it's basically fine to harass anyone with a slight criticism of wanting to fuck a cartoon dog". i don't see states enacting a bunch of anti-furry laws, it's not systematic persecution to get called an annoying nerd

Political beliefs: -landmines in every major highway -over the counter stims

ive created a mod that adds sex scenes to balatro. before u say anything, please connect this 12 volt battery to the jumper cables you will notice are attached to both my nipples

Curvy dog speedrun (no mods, any %)

How do I learn to spinkick in one week I've got hardcore due this weekend