I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooong penis

going to a sleep token show just to crowd kill everyone

OBAMA!!! I LOVE OBAMA!!!!

@ppyngel.meangirls.online am I meeting you for lunch

maybe the reason you're so stressed out all the time is bc you constantly fill your weak brain with dumb online drama instead of idk,,, touching grass

folded

texting my mom 'u up?'

bite my feet and make biscuits

Gonna just start hitting people with a pipe.

wanted to make crepe,,, no egg </3

muscovy duck tattoo

I Have No Cunt But I Must Cream

rocky racoon jacked into his room only to find vegans Bible, rocky had cum

im hooked on her worm

she ring on my worm

go to Somalia,, 💥BOW💥

need his car cock sorry

im so happy im not a gay man

another year, another day where women make it all about themselves again 🙄🙄🙄

pussyfart?

tramp stamp that says 'zoo wee mama' send tweet

why are we hitting quan

royalty had dibs on this nut

aerials system of a down

music sounds so good when I dont have a bitch in my ear telling me to listen to sleep token

saw my ex friend on Instagram reels,,,, I think its time

happy poo year !!

hes everywhere,,,,

IM GONNA DRINK SO MUCH EGG NOG

pp carwash

man's just leafblew leaves onto my car,,,,, merry whatever

u want naan with ur binary ?

who up jorking they,,,, let's just say,,,,, penits

listening to my sad Playlist again let's goooooo

if ur doing stuff ppl on the internet tell u to do thats weak sauce

trader joe’s should sell cereal that doesn’t suck ass

Taking a shit while my stupid son eats a mop, life is a gift ♥️

COVERGIRL……. put that poop in your walk!!!!!!!!

damn baby girl can i hit your boobs like a vape or what

I love pathetic little insecure guys in stories.

when a coworker you hate gets fucking fired

I GET to spend 80 dollars on not even a month's supply of food for my cat,,, love being grateful <3

they removed the twilight movies from Hulu before I got to watch the last one >:(

every time I open this fuck ass app it opens to this post

I think the neighbors are going to watch wicked 2 tonight (I can hear the first movie from my apartment) (fuck ass apartment complex)

full of hate <3

she keeps calling him chingus khan