Trump is basically Putin’s Bitch Stewie #trump #fucktrump #shit4brains

Mental check-in… meme only.

People who repost this masturbate a lot

Trump, Vance, Rubio, Bondi, Leavitt, Graham, Melania, Patel, Kushner, Hegseth, Kennedy. I want heads on pikes

I’m surprised I’m not dead from the amount of times my husband has inadvertently snuck up on me

My face: My personality:

I support this 100% 🇮🇪

Why do I have a feeling that Trump is going to stage a few selected terrorist attacks on US soil and blame Iran just to attempt to fuck up the midterm? He staged his own assassination attempt so at this point, anything is possible.

Jarlath Regan’s voice and accent gets me hard.

Jolene, off to take Dolly Parton’s man #puppykiller #justiceforcricket

Lookin at you @zivvy89.bsky.social 😘😘😘

I ate 10 of these today and I don’t feel any happier.

Current body self esteem

I need to reiterate that I am American in ACCENT ONLY. Otherwise I’m pure Irish ☘️☘️☘️

My dog just high-fived me 🐶

Kristi Noem got fired. I guess I owe Satan that blowjob.

Today is #WorldBookDay so I’m putting forward my choice- “Heart of the Wren” by @glennquigley.bsky.social Such a lovely romantic tale set in 1980’s Ireland featuring burly bears and ginger witches. It’s beautifully written and will make you want Glenn’s other books as well. Highly recommended!!

How I arrived on Bluesky

I hope Kristi Noem gets eaten alive by rabid dogs. #puppykiller #justiceforcricket

Makes me wish @batortay.bsky.social lived closer…

Murray’s vet: Murray is overweight. He needs to be fed less and walked more. That would actually do you both good.

True story

The doomscrolling is getting to me so I’m just going to look at pictures of my dog. Instant cleanse. #dogsofbluesky

THIS. If any of my (now former) friends, colleagues and family that voted Republican come to me hat in hand and said, “we’re so sorry for what we did”, I’m just going to slam the door as they are still dead to me. Yep, I’m bitter. And I’m ok with it.

Is this the official start of WW3? Anyone? Anyone?

My #fcf submission

We need a real life James Bond to take care of this bullshit in the White House.

I loved everything about this book- read it twice already!

Presenting Murray- in his starring role as starving, Victorian typhoid-suffering child… #dogsofbluesky #labradors

My faithful battling companion. Happy 30th Pokémon!

Y’all. He can try all he wants but voting is a STATE level mandate. Any attempt of him trying to invoke an “emergency” to control voting will be slapped down by the Supreme Court. Guaranteed.

Current situation in Kansas. Fuck you, transphobes!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ #kansas #transphobia

FACT.

Majority of Americans reactions after last night’s clown show.

They’ve just cast the starring role in the new Trump biopic #trump

This is an absolutely gorgeous novel. It’s perfect for a cozy day in your reading nook with a pot of tea and a fuzzy blanket. I promise, it will give you all the feels!

Happy Teef Out Tuesday! 🐶 #dogsofbluesky

Instead of watching the State of the Union, maybe I’ll go to the cinema. Let’s see what’s playing… “Melania” Fuck. #sotu

If everyone is going to be playing games like “do a shot every time Trump lies”, there’s going to be some people hungover worse than Signals Hegseth and Wall Eye Patel tomorrow… #sotu

Is he dead yet?

To Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor: Please tell everything you know about Trump and the others in Epstein files. You’re already in the weeds as it is so you might as well take him down with you. Do it quick so we can move on please.

Monday be like

His Highness will see you now.

After 17+ years of marriage, I’m only finding out now that he LIKES black licorice. He’s sleeping with the dog tonight.

Tariffs just went up to 15%. Iran is about to get blown off the map. My only concern:

I just peed a little. #tariffs #shit4brains #trump #trumptariffs

Men (I’m including all men as I know a few straight guys this applies to): When was the first time you kissed another man?

I’d be destroyed without my Murray 🐶