When I see chicks leave the pizza crusts but order bread sticks

“With their nine-inch nails And a little fascist panties Tucked inside the heart Of every nice girl”

I always thought I could be bad ass and fend off any attacker with ease if the moment arose. But by the way I’m fending off this moth in my room, I now know this is not the case- I look like I’m having a seizure.

It’s Friday. Just eat his ass already!!

This never gets old. Ever.

I’m laughing WAY too hard at this for not being stoned.

Umm…ok? So since I had my circumcision in 1971, I feel I should be able to sue someone right now… 🔪😳

Behold my Internet husband

Fuck JK Rowling.

Verify your age

Cast yourself as a villain

Gays “mourning” the death of Lindsay Graham be like

First Ann Widdecombe now Lindsay Graham. C’MON MITCH, I NEED THIS TRIFECTA!!

I miss the days when you could order prescription drugs online.

Time for an SL cleanse, what’s the meme or gif that always makes you laugh?

I feel like making a new Twitter account and picking fights with religious people

I love learning new Irish phrases

Anyone know where I can score some pure street-grade Ritalin for my husband? I’m tired of competing with YouTube and BBC News for attention.

FELLAS, PUBES CHECK IN: What number are you currently? Drop your answers and photographic proof if you want to. Going with a 3.5 here. 🌿🌿🌿🪴

For Karoline Leavitt

🐶 honestly rate yourself 🐶 looks: 5/10 creativity: 9/10 humor: 9/10 mental health: 2/10 empathy: 11/10 patience: 8/10 social skills: 6/10 memory: 9/10

Hairy cock thread!

Oh SHIT!!

The imagery in this book is delicious. I really hope it gets brought to the big screen.

Age: 54 Pronouns: he/him Location: Co Kilkenny to be sure, to be sure ☘️ Height: 6’2” Shoe size: 13 Sign: 🦁 Sexuality: I like dick and eat ass Taken: Happily Food: Mac and cheese Smoke: No Tattoos: 1 Piercings: Not anymore Color: Indigo DMs: Sure Music: more of a podcast guy

I’m so “meh” about today. And that sucks because I thought it would’ve been like 1976 all over again; that was lots of fun. The administration has so disillusioned me about the 250th and I know I’m not the only one that feels the Republicans have ruined everything.

I could go for a fuck-off sized gummy right now

Pride Month Final Day - 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 My feelings on corporations taking down the pride flag bunting today and to all transphobes:

To all those LGB with no T people and Republican conservative shitheads that feel the SCOTUS ruling was correct: I hate you. You’re dead to me. #transrights

We definitely need more of this. I hate that America is turning into the world’s biggest prude again

Pride Month Day 28 - 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 How it all started

The Smurf village after Gargamel introduced them to crack

Pride Month Day 27 - 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Dublin Pride- filling with me with so much #bród right now!! 🦆🦄🌈

Pride Month Day 26 - 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Been a bit of a busy day so just enjoy the view.

Pride Month Day 25 - 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Puppy Pride. ‘Nuff said

I wonder how many times this gem will be thrown onto BlueSky

@tone-ring.bsky.social I LOVE HER!!

Pride Month Day 23 - 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ No matter how you say it, say it with Pride!

Tell me 5 random things that you love (not people/pets) • macaroni and cheese • Christmas Eve • foreskins • feeling like I belong • apple & cinnamon candles

Prompt: boring fact about you I can recite the Nations of the World in under three minutes. Oh and I fucked your dad.

Pride Month Day 22 - 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Drag. “Offer yourself the same grace and dignity that you’d offer to others." – Bob the Drag Queen

Now taking applications to help guys sort out their daddy issues.

Get the collection- they’re all magnificent!

Happy Litha to all who celebrate- enjoy the Summer Solstice! ☀️☀️☀️

Pride Month Day 21 - 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Father’s Day, Daddies and DILFs- oh my!

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons gif

Pride Month Day 20 - 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ To all the homophobic parents, Cartoon characters in drag never made us gay as kids. They made us laugh- we were already gay.

Pride Month Day 19 - 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Unity. And much love to all. (Except people who use “All Mail Users” to tell the world that Sinéad’s retirement party has changed from 6:30pm to 7:30pm.)

Pride Month Day 18 - 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 A huge and special shoutout to the trans community who fought alongside us after the first brick was thrown. There is no LGB without T. "To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." — Ralph Waldo Emerson