Who treated himself to a @norab84.bsky.social book? This guy. #booksky

@beerswithqueers.bsky.social Y’all are still the best podcast! Keep it up guys.

Watching “Anaconda”- facing my ultimate nightmare.

If you voted for Trump, I will instantly hate you with the white hot intensity of 10,000 suns

I love watching men kiss.

I used to hate playing Duck Hunt for fear I’d miss and hit the dog.

I’d love to tell you who I’m aching to do this with but I think he’s happily married too. But great for the wank bank!!

Murray looks like he just had a huge bong rip and wants to make mac and cheese.

When I get my self esteem back, it’s all over for you bitches.

This feels like it was pulled directly out of my head. Every goddamned day.

Nice package. 📦 👌 😍 ☺️ 😌

Girl, SAME

Well #Icelandair has made the shit list. Tried to cancel a booking for November but was told because we’re in the poor people’s section, are tickets are non-refundable (despite cancellation protection). But hey, six month notice is too short, right? Corporate fuckin gougers.

You Can’t Do That On Television

Happy Mothers Day! (Go eat some ass- she’d want you to)

When all else fails, just put it in his butt.

Life is short. Kiss your friends. And shitpost at them too.

“Everybody Hurts” by REM saved my life once. Listening to it now.

Question: if a crushing depression hits at the beginning of a weekend, can I request a do-over?

Am I the only gay man on this planet that doesn’t like sushi? While I’m on the gay shit list, I think Zendaya is completely overrated

✨✨ Happy and magical birthday to my brother @witchywolf58.bsky.social ! ✨✨ The universe thanks you for being here. Now go fuck some shit up!! 🤘🏻😈🤘🏻

My therapist would like a word with a few of y’all

Murray update: still a big weenie #dogsofbluesky

How many days until the US midterms? Asking for my sanity

NO! NO! NO! I do NOT need this right now.

With the amount I’ve spent in my lifetime on scented candles, I could’ve had a lovely Gran Canaria home to retire in complete with a set of scandalously clad manservants.

Going to change my husband’s Alexa alarm tone to a man continuously yodeling for eating the last bit of Swiss roll.

Horrible Sunday scaries

Name your top 5 Tori Amos songs 1. Previous Things 2. Josephine 3. Reindeer King 4. Raspberry Swirl (live version) 5. Little Earthquakes I could go on…

I had a dream about Tori Amos last night and I’m absolutely ok with that.

Me, 15 years ago. I’d give anything to look like this again. ANYTHING.

Tom Hardy said in an interview that he’s been with men before but it didn’t do anything for him. That’s right, Tom- until you’ve been with Ben, you haven’t been doing it right.

Had another nightmare. Third one this week. Had to go and hug my dog for comfort. It worked.

I need so much to believe this myself

Sniff it lick it taste it 🐽👅 #foreskin #prepuce #fcf #fatcockfriday #intactforeskin #uncut #uncircumcised #vorhaut #prepucio #hugecock

✨✨HAPPY BELTANE, HEATHENS✨✨ Get naked, burn some shit, hug dogs.

Came back from visiting the Rock of Cashel on Wednesday. I’ve no doubt my dog would lose his shit if I let him run around loose at this place.

Top 5 comfort food films: Venom The Craft Casino Royale Miss Congeniality Candleshoe

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My boy

Let's all share this widely to help educate the DOJ.

Shit was staged AF. Ever since Reagan was shot, no one has even been able to get close to a president- but this slob has survived three “attempts”? Me hole

Who did this?!? 😆😆😆☠️

#RobinWilliams #filmsky #moviesky 💔🔄 #BeKind #BeKindAlways ❤️

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel.

Trump’s latest assassination attempt:

Don’t skip! Post you in another country Spain 🇪🇸

1001% accurate