New newsletter here! open.substack.com/pub/benjamin...

Brilliant.

This is such a nice way to spend 15 minutes. Very funny and strangely sweet.

Ideal development for the short-film-hungry.

My short film DADDY SUPERIOR is now on Youtube! Featuring: @mikewozniak.bsky.social @chriscantrill.bsky.social @sammytdobson.bsky.social @amygledhill.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2x...

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Hello! I'm looking for somewhere to record an upcoming @beefanddairy.bsky.social episode. It's basically an audio drama but I am wondering if it's possible for me not to hire a £££ studio for the day and instead hire a room somewhere in London where I can use my own kit. Any ideas?

New episode out today! It's our live commemoration of the third anniversary of the death of Queen Elizabeth II. Feat: @sueharrison123.bsky.social @mikeshephard.bsky.social Sammy Dobson @atomcrowley.bsky.social @linneasage.bsky.social Mike Wozniak Thanks to @greigarjohnson.bsky.social for vids!

There used to be lots of websites where you could download Youtube videos in high quality easily (and, I'd imagine, illegally) but they don't seem to exist or work anymore. Anyone have a recommendation?

There used to be lots of websites where you could download Youtube videos in high quality easily (and, I'd imagine, illegally) but they don't seem to exist or work anymore. Anyone have a recommendation?

I promise I'll start making some episodes that aren't about diseased cow arses soon.

Great article about the past and future of podcasting: defector.com/the-future-o...

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

Here me out: a Trevor and Simon Waiting For Godot.

Just sent out a newsletter. Newsletter Number Thirteen open.substack.com/pub/benjamin...

Come to Beef and Dairy LIVE in London! (or stream it if you live in Cape Town or similar)

Video of one of our live shows at this year's Machynlleth Comedy Festival is now up over on our Patreon for Sean Bean tier members. Here's a clip: Ben tunes his banjo. patreon.com/threebeansalad

I'm at a McDonald's near Aberystwyth and just heard a little kid say "I hear they employ the best chefs in the land".

TEN YEARS OF BEEF Today's new episode marks ten years since the first episode of Beef and Dairy Network was released.

Just ate two breams.

Occasionally I think about a random guy who I had a chat with in Cardiff Bay in 2023 who instead of saying the word "year" would say "a twelve month". Where had he come from? Was he a time traveller from 1500? And if so how did he have a bicycle?

This is the least cool thing I've ever done and I was once in a choir that went on Blue Peter. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bleC...

A bit of a curate's egg this set but Looking Forward was beautiful. #neilyoung #glastonbury

So far the acts I've liked the most on the Glastonbury coverage have been Alanis Morissette and Busta Rhymes so it's fair to say my finger is well acquainted with the pulse.

In case anyone wanted an update on Armenian politics

love that jamie lloyd’s signature as a director is that there is a mucky boy in his pants at the end

Further brave and crucial documentary making from @benpartridge.bsky.social

Join me on a journey to find the site of the first ever Magnum: youtu.be/wiGaarltn38

A couple of years ago I read a piece about how the average British person doesn't realise how far behind Britain is in terms of standard of living compared to countries that we would consider to be on a similar level i.e. Canada, Germany, the Netherlands. I'm currently in rural Denmark and.... yes.

Getting an increasing number of (I assume AI generated) emails pitching people to be guests on my entirely fictional podcast. It's like ringing the BBC and suggesting you should be on Casualty because you've broken your wrist.

Fresh fresh fresh beef. Loved making this one with lots of excellent people.

Starmer's a bell.

I'm going to Berlin for a few days. I've been a couple of times before so I've done most of the obvious stuff. Any hot tips?

i think when the pope is from chicago he’s technically a deep bish

One of the strangest ironies of the last ten years has been watching Britain immersing itself as deeply as ever in memories of WW2 while proudly turning its back on the project that emerged from it.

My aim in life is that someone should be discussing a ceasefire at my funeral.

I was hoping by now that we'd be seeing the unforeseen side effects of ozempic, like Jesse Plemons would have a tail or something, but it doesn't seem to be happening.

Double Magnum double review! Featuring @atomcrowley.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLcs...

There's going to be a screening of my short film Daddy Superior (and a host of other fun shorts curated by me) at the Cube Cinema in BRISTOL in June! Including Q&A with @mikewozniak.bsky.social Tickets here: cubecinema.com/programme/ev...

With apologies to Steve Forbert.

Finally a podcast about ham salad.

Screening my short film Daddy Superior alongside some other handpicked faves in LONDON on Fri 18th and Sat 19th April and MANCHESTER on Sun 27th April. Come along! LDN: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1310946258... MCR: www.seetickets.com/event/daddy-...

Tour on general sale now! littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-...

www.avclub.com/podcast-cano... The AV club has written a really long piece about @beefanddairy.bsky.social I really love this because: 1. it's so so rare for podcasts to be written about for longer than a paragraph 2. it really understands the show 🧵

Surely a contender for the funniest thing a judge has ever said www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Never happier than when I'm making a Jumanji podcast.

Hello! I've made a short film, Daddy Superior, which stars @mikewozniak.bsky.social @chriscantrill.bsky.social and @sammytdobson.bsky.social and I'm screening it at Chapter Arts Centre in Cardiff on Sunday (23rd March) at 2.30pm along with some other great shorts! www.chapter.org/whats-on/spr...